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| How to make a sasha |
| Ingredients: 3 parts anger 3 parts courage 5 parts instinct |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy! |
| How to make a dymphna |
| Ingredients: 1 part friendliness 1 part humour 3 parts joy |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum! |