A Few Random Facts

J.D. knows nothing about politics, world events, or sports.
His primary mode of transportation is a scooter which he has named Sasha.
One of J.D.'s recurring fantasies involves finding a medically sound way to separate his head from his body in order to be in two places at once. He calls this idea "Floating Head Doctor."
He has written a screenplay called "Dr. Acula," about a vampire physician.