Oh, well imagine, as I`m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can`t help but to hear, no I can`t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom`s bride is a whore."

I`d chime in with a "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I`d chime in, "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I`ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I`ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I`d chime in with a "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I`d chime in, "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I`d chime in, "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I`d chime in, "Haven`t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it`s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...