про хвосты - эт спасибо, эт к ночи...;)
ничего, недолго осталось. и, потом, у меня это первый хвост за 6 лет. когда же, если не сейчас?;)
имею право! (?)

а про пластмассу мне это больше по вкусу:
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber
Plans to get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out

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