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Ïîðàçèòåëüíî òî÷íî! Astonishingly true!‏

Ñóááîòà, 14 Ìàðòà 2009 ã. 15:41 + â öèòàòíèê

 
Èç Äèíû Ðóáèíîé: "È âû âåðèòå àðàáñêèì öèôðàì?" "Ãóëÿÿ ïî Ïàðèæó, â ïàðêå Òþèëüðè, òóðèñò-èçðàèëüòÿíèí óâèäåë, ÷òî ãèãàíòñêèé ðîòâåéëåð íàïàë íà ãóëÿâøóþ ñ íèì ïÿòèëåòíþþ äåâî÷êó. Îí (ðåçåðâèñò-äåñàíòíèê, ïîíÿòíî) áðîñèëñÿ íà ñîáàêó è íà÷àë äóøèòü åå. Îêðîâàâëåííóþ, íî æèâóþ äåâî÷êó óâåçëà ìàøèíà "àìáóëàíñà", à âîêðóã èçðàèëüòÿíèíà ñîáðàëèñü âîçáóæäåííûå æóðíàëèñòû:
- Íàçîâèòå âàøå èìÿ, è çàâòðà âåñü ãîðîä óçíàåò, êàê îòâàæíûé ïàðèæàíèí ñïàñ ðåáåíêà!
- ß íå ïàðèæàíèí -- óëûáàÿñü, ñîîáùàåò ìóæ÷èíà.
- Íåâàæíî, âñÿ Ôðàíöèÿ óçíàåò, êàê îòâàæíûé ôðàíöóç ñïàñ îò ñìåðòè äåâî÷êó!
- ß íå ôðàíöóç, -- çàìÿâøèñü, ãîâîðèò òóðèñò.
- È ýòî íå áåäà! Íàçîâèòå ñâîå èìÿ, è çàâòðà âñÿ Åâðîïà óçíàåò, êàê îòâàæíûé åâðîïååö ñïàñ äåâî÷êó îò ãèáåëè!
- ß íå åâðîïååö...- À êòî æå âû?!
- ß èçðàèëüòÿíèí.
Ñìåíà âûðàæåíèÿ íà ëèöàõ.
- Çàâòðà âåñü ìèð óçíàåò ,÷òî èçðàèëüòÿíèí óáèë ñîáà÷êó ïÿòèëåòíåé äåâî÷êè! -- îò÷åêàíèâàåò æóðíàëèñò". ß ïåðåâåë ýòî íà àíãëèéñêèé íà ñëó÷àé, åñëè Âû çàõîòèòå ïîñëàòü ñâîèì àìåðèêàíñêèì äðóçüÿì. ß ïåðåâåë áû íà âñå ÿçûêè ìèðà. Åñëè áû ìîã.

From an article by Dina Rubina "Can you trust the numbers quoted by Arabs?" (in Russian)"Walking around Paris, in the Tuileries gardens, an Israeli tourist saw that a huge Rottweiler attacked a walking it five-year-old girl. The Israeli (a paratrooper-reservist, of course) jumped on the dog and started to suffocate it. Bleeding, but alive, the girl was taken by an ambulance, and an exited crowd of reporters gathered around the Israeli tourist.-         Give us your name and tomorrow the entire city will find out how a brave Parisian saved the life of a small child!-         I am not a Parisian, -- the man said smiling.-         It does not matter; the entire France will learn how a courageous Frenchmen saved the live of a little girl!-         I am not a Frenchmen, -- said the slightly confused tourist.-         And that is not a problem either! Give us your name and tomorrow the entire Europe will learn how a valiant European rescued the life of a five year old!-         I am not a European.-         So, where are you from?-         I am an Israeli.A sudden change in facial expressions.-         Tomorrow the entire world will know that an Israeli killed a doggie of a five-year-old  little girl! -- distinctly proclaimed a reporter."


 

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