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Fiddlers Green - Goldwatch Blues




I went up for my interview on the forth day of July
Personnel man he questioned me, until I nearly cried
Made me fill in forms, until I shook from fear
About the colour of my toilet roll and if my cousins queer

He asked me how many jobs I had before
He nearly had a heart attack, when I answered: four!
Four jobs in twenty years, oh this could never be
We only take on men, wholl work until they die

He said: Heres your goldwatch and the shackles for your chain
And your piece of paper to say you left here sane
If you have a son, who wants a good career
Just get him to sign on the dotted line, and work for fifty years.

He took me outside to where the gravestones stand in line
This is where we burry them in quick stone and in line
If you come to work for us, on this you must agree
That if youre going to die, please do it during tea break

Heres your goldwatch and the shackles for your chain
And your piece of paper to say you left here sane
If you have a son, who wants a good career
Just get him to sign on the dotted line, and work for fifty years

This story that youve heard, you may think rather queer
But it is the truth, youll be surprised to hear
I did not want no job upon the board
I just wanted to take the broom, and sweep the bloody floor

Heres your goldwatch and the shackles for your chain
And your piece of paper to say you left here sane
If you have a son, who wants a good career
Just get him to sign on the dotted line, and work for fifty years

Heres your goldwatch and the shackles for your chain
And your piece of paper to say you left here sane
If you have a son, who wants a good career
Just get him to sign on the dotted line, and work for fifty years