говорят, что это True story

I was in our toilet and found one of the cubicles, already occupied. So I entered the other one, closes the door, dropped the tweeds and sat down. A voice then comes from the cubicle next to me
"G'day mate, how ya goin?"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeh, not too bad thanks"
After a short pause, I hear the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?"
Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, I replied
"Umm, just having a quick bog mate. How about yourself?"
Then I hear the voice for the 3rd time....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some di.ckhead next to me answering all my questions."