-"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"
(origin unknown)

Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it

"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien

"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller
(nice one :)

Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long ?"

"One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg."
(lol)

Two words that guys hate...don’t & stop...unless you put them together

"Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ??"