Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair
smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a
sexual harassment grievance against him.
he Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
'what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?' The woman replies, 'It's Keith, the midget...