Тоже вот пытаюсь писать лимерики. С оснабрюкской спецификой, правда.

A girl Julia living in Wueste
Had her parents buy her a computer.
Now she has Internet,
Doesn't go to bed
Till she starts overheating her router.

A girl Lily with high-speed connection
Doesn't have megabyte limitations.
Since she had them before,
Now she wants them no more,
Lives without volume considerations.

And two guys living in Dodesheide
Used it up on the very first Friday.
But they're not really sad,
Saying, "It's not that bad,
We talk finally live to each other".

And another guy, whose name was Markus,
Had a girl invite him to Pilates.
Before telling her, "Fine",
He went once more online
To update his relationship status.

And another girl living in Haste
Had a job helping people in AStA.
Due to using Facebook
She had no time to cook
And she ate every day only pasta.