Jews Joke #1`

Frenchman, German and a Jew walked into the bar after they have been out in the desert all day, and the Frenchman says:
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty, and I must have wine"
German says:
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty, and I must have beer"
and the Jew says
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty, I must have diabetes!"

Jews Joke #2

When does life begin... A great question. Different traditions have different answers to this question. But in te jewish tradition hte embrio is not considered viable until it graduates from the medical school.

Jews Joke #3

Cruise shipo sinks and three men make it to the desert island. And the first man, a catholic, he kneels down and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island, and the second man, a lutheran, he also kneels and prays to the Lord to be saved from the island, and the third man, a Jew, says:
"Hey, two years ago I have donated $1M to the Jewish Federation, last year I contributed $2M, this year I pledged $3M, Don't worry, they'll find me!"