Bad Religious Joke #1

So the drug queen walks in the catholic church as the priest is coming down the isle swinging the incesnse pot. And she says to the priest:
"Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know that your handbag is on fire!"

Bad Religious Joke #2

So this jewish guy went to his rabbi, and he said:
"I have a trouble with my son - he run away and came back a christian"
Rabbi said,
"You know, it's funny you should ask, my son, too, run away and came back christian".
They decided to pray about it, anf the God said,
"You know, guys, it's funny you should ask, but my son......"

Bad Religious Joke #3

So, the priest and rabbi were sitting next to each other at the after-brit dinner, when the priest asked:
"I know you're an orthodox, so you're not supposed to eat pork, but have you ever tasted it?".
Rabbi says:
"Well, yes I have, a couple of times."
And then asks the priest:
"And I know you're supposed to be celibate... have you ever, you know.."
Priest says:
"Yes, actually I have, a couple of times"
Rabbi says,
"Better than pork, isn't it?"

Bad Religious Joke #4

So, two babtist ministers are talking about the immorality of the country today, and one of them says:
"I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married. How about you?"
The second answers:
"I don't know, what was her maiden name?"


A Sex Joke

Sex.....Sex.......is not the answer..... Sex is the question, the answer is YES!

Bad Political Joke

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says,
"Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says,
"Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says,
"We're planning WW III."
And the guy says,
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says,
"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis, and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed,
"A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"