×åòâåðã, 27 ßíâàðÿ 2005 ã. 16:44
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Ïðèõîäèò ìíå ùàñ å-ìýéë îò ìëàäøåé ñåñòðû: "Ïîëü, ïîìîãè ñ çàäàíèåì ïî àíãëèéñêîìó!" È çàäàíèå íèæå. È ÿ, êàê ëþáÿùàÿ ñåñòðà, òåì áîëåå íå áðåçãóþùàÿ èíòåðíàöèîíàëüíûì ÿçûêîì, åãî åé ñäåëàëà. Òàì îíè ïðîõîäÿò ñòåïåíè ñðàâíåíèÿ ïðèëàãàòåëüíûõ. Òàì, çíà÷èò, ÷àñòè ïðåäëîæåíèé è âíóòðè ìåñòà ïðîïóùåíû è ïîñëå ýòèõ ìåñò ïðèëàãàòåëüíîå â ñêîáêàõ è åãî íàäî â ïðàâèëüíóþ ôîðìó ïîñòàâèòü. Âîò, òî, ÷òî áîëüøèìè áóêâàìè, òî ÿ è âñòàâèëà.
Man: I`m happy I`m not a woman!
Woman: Why?
M: Men are BETTER THAN women.
W: But you are THE MOST STUPID person I know!
M: Don`t be horrible. Men are MORE INTELLIGENT THAN women. They are MORE LOGICAL and BETTER cooks THAN women are!
W: Your ideas are MORE OLD-FASHIONED THAN mine. I think women are CLEVERER. They are MORE SENSIBLE and MORE PRACTICAL THAN men are - and men are WORSE drivers than women because women are MORE PATIENT.
M: But men are MORE ATHLETIC.
W: Oh, please. Let`s talk about something else. This is THE MOST RIDICULOUS conversation I have ever had!
Êàê âàì? Êòî èç íèõ ïðàâ?=)
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