Из моей личной коллекции:

A new British survey has revealed that nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth lies.
--Robert Paul

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
--Katherine Cebrian

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
--Totie Fields

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
--Shirley Conran

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
--Alex Levine

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
--Wallace Irwin

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
--George Miller