Здорово, Юрка.

Извини, но пора тебя ужо и на землю грешную возвернуть... Нет?

Сидит Коля y воpот
и не пляшет, не поет.
Он сидит ни бэ, ни мэ -
одна е*ля на yме

Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
Or
(Little Nickie is very sad:
doesn't want to ride moped,
doesn't want to ride his horse
wants to have an intercourse.)