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Âòîðíèê, 08 Èþíÿ 2004 ã. 22:33 + â öèòàòíèê
ïîðîé ïðèêîëüíî ÷èòàòü ýõè â ôèäîøêå òîëüêî ðàäè îðèæèíîâ (ORIGIN)... âîò íåêîòîðûå èç íèõ... (âîçìîæíî ýòî è ñòàðûå ïðèêîëû, íî âñå ðàâíî ïðèêîëüíî)

> * Origin: Êîãäà ÿ åì, ÿ ãëóõ è íåì, õèòåð è áûñòð, äüÿâîëüñêè óìåí (2:463/148)
> Ðîñòîâñêèé ïðîêàòíûé ñòàí íà÷èíàåò âûïóñê òðóá ðàçëè÷íîãî äèàìåòðà. Ïåðâàÿ òðóáà ðàçëè÷íîãî äèàìåòðà óæå ñîøëà ñ êîíâååðà.
> Òîñò: Ïóñòü íàøè æåëàíèÿ , ñîéäóò ñ óìà îò íàøèõ âîçìîæíîñòåé!
> Èìåííî ÷àéíèêè ðàçâèâàþò ñàìóþ êèïó÷óþ äåÿòåëüíîñòü.
> Âîñåìü âàêõàáèòîâ = îäèí âàêõàáàéò
> Ìû ìàòîì íå ðóãàåìñÿ! Ìû íà íåì ðàçãîâàðèâàåì!
> Ìîéòå ðóêè, ïåðåä è çàä!
> Ñíÿòñÿ ëþäÿì íå ñ ïðîñòà ýðîãåííûå ìåñòà.
> * Origin: Ôèäîøíèê âî âòîðîì ïîêîëåíèè (2:5071/123.85)
> Åñëè drook îêàçàëñÿ vdrook (c)
> * Origin: Óíèâåpñàëüíûé çàèãpûâàòåëü v.2.5 (2:5022/5.66)
> Ëþäè âñåãäà áóäóò òàêèìè, êàêèìè äåëàþò èõ æåíùèíû.
> Åñòü ëîæü, íàãëàÿ ëîæü è ñòàòèñòèêà (ñ) Ìàðê Òâåí
> * Origin: Ó êîãî-òî ãëþêîãåíåpàòîp, à ó íàñ bugîäåëüíÿ... (2:5011/107.17)
> * Origin: === Ñèñîï ñïèò - ïî÷òà èäåò === (2:5054/70)
> --- Ïóñê => Ïðîãðàììû => Ñòàíäaðòíûå => Ðàçâëå÷åíèÿ => Format C:
> * Origin: Ìûøü ïðîêàòèëà,øíóðèêîì ìàõíóëà êîìï óïàë è ðàçáèëñÿ (2:5020/996.5)
> * Origin: Powered by Windows 95 (2:5030/556.9)
> Windows - èãpà â ñîëèòåp, òpåáyþùàÿ 16 MB
> * Origin: íåò ïëîõîãî, åñòü òî, ÷òî òåáÿ îãîð÷àåò (2:5010/2.2)
> * Origin: âñåëåííàÿ ñëèøêîì âåëèêà, ÷òîáû òû ìîã ïîâðåäèòü åé (2:5010/2.2)
> * Origin: ýòî íå òpîÿí - ýòî ìîÿ ïpîãpàììà... (2:5054/1.21)
> * Origin: Îäíà òîííà ìûøåé - ýòî íå òîëüêî öåííûé ìåõ... (2:5030/1429.17)
> * Origin: Ìû íå âîëêè, ìû ñàíèòàðû ëåñà (2:464/1024)
> * Origin: Håäîêyìåíòèpîâàííûå îøèáêè Windows 95. Tpåõòîìíèê. (2:5030/1520.123)
> * Origin: Êàðëñîí çàëåòåë è æäåò ìàëûøà :) (2:5083/21.46)
> * Origin: Æèçíü äàåòñÿ ÷åëîâåêó òîëüêî îäèí ðàç.È òî ñëó÷àéíî... (2:5031/70.5)
> * Origin: Õîõëîìcêaÿ pîcïècü "Ïpîâîêaòîpû âûäaþò Kpyïcêyþ ça Ëåíèíà" (2:454/20.39)
> * Origin: Áîåâûå âåðòîëåòû - ýòî äóøè ïîãèáøèõ òàíêîâ (2:5025/62)
> * Origin: Èèñyñ èçìåíèë òâîþ æèçíü. Ñîõpàíèòü? (Äà/Håò) (2:463/148.256)
> * Origin: CONNECT çäåñü áîëüøå íå æèâåò! (2:463/148.256)
> * Origin: Áîã ñîçäàë èäèîòîâ, Èíòåpíåò ñäåëàë èõ pàâíûìè. (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: Ïpîñíèñü è ïîé!!! Çàòêíèñü è ñïè... (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: Óäàpèì êpåïêèì ñíîì ïî ìóêàì ñîâåñòè. (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: Êàê íè êpóòèñü, à çàäíèöà - ñçàäè... (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: Èíòåpíåò÷èêè îçàäà÷åíû - åñòü ëè æèçíü â îôô-ëàéíå? (2:463/148.256)
> * Origin: ÊËÀÂÓ òîïòàòü - ýòî âàì íå ñ ÄÆÎÉÑÒÈÊÎÌ áàëîâàòüñÿ (2:463/148.256)
> * Origin: Çàêpîé îêíî! Äà íåò, íå ùåëêàé ìûøêîé... (2:463/148.256)
> * Origin: Ïîñpåäñòâîì ìàpàçìà äîéäåò äî îpãàçìà (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: Æèçíü êîpîòêà - ïîòåpïè íåìíîãî! (2:5030/1528.9)
> * Origin: ß ïîâòîpÿþ ñâîé âîïpîñ: "Reboot?!" (2:463/148.256)


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