Corrections

[QUOTE]Исходное сообщение Я_из_Партии_Блядей

A man will pay PAYS $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay PAYS $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
FUTURE SIMPLE IS NOT APPLICABLE IN THIS CASE BECAUSE YOU STATE GENERIC TRUTH, NOT FUTURE ACTION.


A woman worries -- "is anxious, does care about" -- (the verb to worry is seldom used when telling generic truth. To worry подразумевает "беспокойство" в смысле "ожидание худшего", а не абстрактное "беспокойство") about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who THE SUCCESSFUL MAN MAKES makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man THE SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS REALLY CAN GET HOLD OF ....

To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering FOR TWO PEOPLE TO REMEMBER the same thing.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A THE (GENERIC "THE" - COMPARE "The circle only has one side") woman marries a man expecting he will FUTURE TENSE IMPOSSIBLE. "HOPING HE WOULD CHANGE" - SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD! change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.

A NEW QUARREL. ("argument" имеет слишком отвлеченный, академический характер) . Если просто A NEW ONE, получится "новое последнее слово". Проще сказать "The woman always wins the quarrel, anything the man says only starts another one".

With respect, V. : )))))