>A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>animated
>conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
>attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
>
>
>
>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
>once-a-more.
>Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
>come one last-a time."
>
>"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
>we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said
>the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
>spella 'Mississippi'."