Если вас грызет совесть - выбейте ей зубы, пусть она вас нежно обсасывает.
Физиология: Любой мужик может трахнуть любую бабу. Психология: Любая баба не хочет, чтобы ее трахал любой мужик.
Хуже критических дней может быть только их отсутствие.
Несчастье - это когда слепая радость от того, что тебе завидуют, никак не компенсирует глухую тоску от того, что завидовать собственно нечему
Интервью на улице: - Скажите, а где вы работаете? - Где, где... Гинеколог я.
Мы живём как в Пизанской башне .. и скоро пизанёмся !!!
Пешеход всегда прав ... пока жив !
Кроме неприятностей соседей в жизни есть ещё и другие радости!!
Я люблю тебя жизнь, ну а ты меня сново и сново !!!
А вдруг Бог есть? Чем черт не шутит?
Героями не рождаются - ими хоронят.
Продолжительность минуты зависит то того, с какой стороны двери туалета ты находишься
Честность - одна из самых тяжелых форм глупости
Чтобы слово не расходилось с делом, нужно молчать и ничего не делать
Если y Вас нет проблем - значит, Вы уже умерли
Ну не может человек быть полностью позитивным. Тогда он просто полный идиот... © Александр Васильев
Ну, на счет совести вы загнули… Ее у меня отродясь не было…
Дурной пример - заразительный, а против хорошего примера обычно - иммунитет.
Никогда человек не бывает так близок к совершенству, как при заполнении анкеты на работу.
Надкусив яблоко, всегда приятней увидеть в нем целого червяка, чем половинку. (Мартти Ларни)
Удача улыбается смелым... А потом долго ржет над ними!
Русские матом не ругаются - русские матом pазговаpивают.
Самая любимая игра человечества - в ящик, Хоть раз, но сыграет каждый.
Раньше люди сваливали все необъяснимое на потусторонние силы, сейчас - на фотошоп.
Разница между умным человеком и дураком в том, что дурак повторяет чужие глупости, а умный придумывает свои.
Жизнь коротка, потерпи немножко
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Russian Swearing English Translation
Hooy tebe v zhopu! Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)
Hooy na ny! No fucking way!
Hooy morzhovy Walrus dick (to a person)
Mandavoshka Cunt louse (to a woman)
Gandon Condom (could be used to a person)
Gandon shtopany Darned condom (to a person)
Perdoon stary Old Fart
Pizda staraya Old woman (old cunt)
Pizdobol Fucking liar
Pizdoon Fucking liar
Govnosos Shit Sucker
Hooyesos Dick sucker
Sosat' To suck
Govnodavy Ugly Big Shoes (lit. Shit-smashers)
Pidorka Knitted hat (slang)
Gandonka Knitted hat (slang)
Moodozvon Wacko
Masturbator Masturbator
Pizdet' To bullshit
Yebat' vashu mat' Damn it! (fuck your mother)
Yebat'-Kopat' Damn it! (Fucking-digging!)
Yebany v rot Holly Fuck! (fuck the mouth!)
Zaebis' Holy Fuck! (could be bad or good)
Pizdets Fucked up situation
Po hooy Don't fucking care
Do pizdy Don't fucking care
Yelda Huge dick
Zalupa Dickhead
Tselka Virgin
Kozel Passive gay (jail slang, goat")
Petookh Passive gay (jail slang, "rooster")
Petookh (or Kozel) opooscheny A raped male prison bitch (jail slang)
Minet Blow job
Naveshat' pizdyley To beat shit out someone
Dat' pizdy To beat shit out someone
Pizdy vlomit' To beat shit out someone
Srat' tebe v rot To shit in your mouth
Past' zabej, padla jebanaja Shut the fuck up, you fukin' bitch
Zasranec Asshole
Promudobliadskaja pizdoprojebina Fucking bitch
Nu vse, tebe pizda That's it, you're fuckin' dead
Poshyel k chyertu Go to hell
Potselui mou zhopy Kiss my ass
Zhri govno i zdohni! Eat shit and die!
Yob tvoyu mat Fuck your mother
Durak neshtiasnyI You unlucky idiot
Balvan Thick headed fool
Dubiina Idiot (lit. A piece of wood)
Viyebnutsa Show-off
Peesa Polite penis
Govno Shit
Khui Cock
Pizda Cunt
Zhopa Asshole
Sraka An ass
Mudak An asshole
Ti liubeesh papeenu pees'ku sassat' You love to suck your dad's dick
Passossee mayee yaitsa Suck my balls
Ti Durak You're a moron
Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your fucking mouth, bitch
Zacroy rot Shut up
Pacheemu ti takoy galuboy Why are you so gay?
Ti deegeneeraat You're a degenerate
Bliad' Whore
Govniuk Shithead
Pidaras Asshole, dickhead
Poshol nahuj Fuck off, fuck you
Pashol na khui Fuck off, fuck you
Eto mnye do huya I don't give a fuck
Na huy...? Why the fuck...?
A huy li? Why the fuck not?
Huy tebye v glaz! A dick in your eye
Yobanaya suka! Fucking Bitch
Otyebis ot menya! Get the fuck away from me
Yobni yivo Beat him!
Yob materi vashi! I fucked all of your mothers
Loh Loser
Pidar Faggot
Pasasee mayu peesku Suck my dick
Tvoy papa galuboy Your dad is gay
Ti galuboy You are gay
Ootebya nyetu peeski You have no dick
Nee da dyeloni Fucked up (lit. undone)
Ya hachu tebya traykhate I want to fuck you
Ya hachu traykhate tvayu mamu I want to fuck your mom
Zasranees Shithead
Kooshay govno sooka Eat shit, bitch
Ootebya nyet yayeesav You have no balls
Cuchka derganaya Crazy bitch
Poydi k chertu Go to hell
Poydi v jopu Go up an ass
Fsyoe zaeebahnuh All fucked-up
Gndon Condom
Prezirvativ Condom
Thomarai gand mai lund hai? Is a dick stuck up your ass?
Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu Go fuck your mom
Suka / sooka Bitch
Jebat moi lisiy cherep Fuck my bald skull
Chlen tebie v rot Take a dick in your mouth
Otyebis Fuck off
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu I'll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
Otsosi Suck my dick
Otlez' gnida Fuck off, you flea-child
Zhopoliz Ass licker
Srachishche Huge ass
Zhirniy pidaras Fat faggot
Zhopoyeb Ass fucker
Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa's dick
Idi nahuey Fuck off
Yobaniy peedir Fucking faggot
Zayibiz Stuff your mouth
Yielda(k) Dick
Manda Pussy
Ya tibyi dam po yibalu I fill hit you in your face
Za cyun v shopu Stick it in your ass
Tvaya mat sasala mney Your mom sucked me off
Tvoy bradt peeder Your brother is a faggot
Ahueyet What the fuck!?
Vrot In your mouth
Ti sleepoy, asleyp Impotent
Ya tvoy rot naoborot I fucked your mouth
Otsosi, potom prosi Blow my cock. then make a wish
Idi v jopu Go up an ass
Jri govno i zdohni Eat shit and die
Sukka Slut
Blad Whore
Bliatz Bitch
Opezdol Idiot
Ebanashka Crazy person
Eblan A stupid guy
Dolboyob A stupid guy
Raspizdyai A stupid guy
Mudlan A stupid guy
Huyesos Cock sucker
Ja Pycckij pidaras You are a loser
Alkash You drunk!
Babnik A womanizer
Blin Shit!
Vali otsyuda Fuck off!
Goluboj Gay guy
Devushka po vyzovu A prostitute
Zi detka Hey baby
Dostal/zakolebal You have pissed me off
Dura Fool (female)
Durak Fool (male)
Zadnitza An ass; jerk
Zanuda Boring person
Zatknis Shut up
Ischenzni Get lost
Kakaya zanuda What a bore
Kakogo chyorta What the hell
Kachok Jock strap
Kolot'sya/shiryat'sya Taking injected drugs
Konchaj bazar Stop talking
Loh Sucker
Macho A player
Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh' I don't care what you think
Mne do lampochki I don't care
Mne vse ravno I don't care
Mymra Mean woman
Navesele Buzzed
Na ushah Buzzed
Ne beri v goluvu Chill out
Ogrysat'sya Rude remark
Ostyn' Chill out
Otvali Piss off
Pedik Gay guy
Perdet' Fart
Pit' zapoem A chronic drunk
Pojlo Liquor
Poshyol ty' Fuck you
Pridurok Nitwit
P'yan v stel-ku Really drunk
Svoloch' Bastard
Sidet' na igle Druggy (injects needles)
Suka Bitch
Travka Weed
Trajat'sya To have sex
Tyuryaga Jail
Halyavshchik Deadbeat; lazy person
Hren Cock, dick
Chyort voz'mi! Damn it!, Oh shit!
Chyort poberi! Damn it!, Oh shit!
Chyort! Damn!, Hell!
Chush' sobach'ya Bull shit!
Yajtza Balls, testicles
Zloebuchii hui Hard fucking dick
Ebanii rot Fucked mouth
Pidar Faggot
Idi v zhopu Go to hell
Loh Loser
Ia tebya imeyu I'm having you (you're my bitch)
Perhot' podzalupnaya Pee hole dandruff
Minyet To give a blow job
Pizda lisaya Bold pussy
Chlen marinovanii A marinated dick
Uyoben' Pizdogalovii A fucked up pussy head
Raspizdyay Kolhoznii A stupid Redneck
Kon' Pedal'nii Idiot (lit: horse with pedals)
Bariga Drug-dealer
Suka anusnaya Anus bitch
Idi nyuhai plavki Go smell underwear
Pizda ti jopoglazaya You are a vagina with eyes on your ass
Rodilsya cherez jopu You were born through the ass
Pizda s ushami A vagina with ears
Zalupoglazaya mondavushka Slut with pee hole-eyes
Anus perepuganii A scared anus
Otebis' Fuck off
Khrenoten' Fucked up thing (usually situation)
Indanahway suka bluut Fuck off bitch slut (highly offensive)
Shliuha Slut
Shliushka Little slut
Zatknis' na hui Shut the fuck up
Mne pohui I don't give a fuck
Chort tzdbya beeree! The devil with you!
Niegadzai Good for nothing
Svolotch Swine
Sooksin Son of a bitch
Pizda Pussy
Yebat' - kopat' Shit (lit. fuck and dig)
Jopa Asshole, bad situation
Perestan' bit dabayobom Stop being a dipshit
Ya sru na tvayu mat' I shit on your mother
Na kaleni, suka On your knees, bitch
Pidar beshenyi Mad faggot
Pizda na palochke Cunt on a stick
Suka sranaya Fucking bitch (lit. shitty bitch)
Yobanyi karas' Fucking moron (lit. fucked crucian)
Yeban'ko maloletnee Adolescent jerk
Yeblan Fucker
Zjelob Dickhead
Ment (plural: menti) Police agent, militia agent (slang)
Zona Prison
Na zone In prison
Nedonosok Child born too early, moron
Ti menia dostal I've had enough of you
Ya tebia dostal I've had enough of you
Shluha vokzal'naja Train station whore
Potaskushka Slut
Wed'ma Witch
Past' zakroi Shut it
Tvar' Creature
Vrezat tebe Hit you
Gad Asshole
Gaduka Snake, serpent
Vrubatsa Understand? (slang)
Huyniu nesti Talking crap
Savok Asshole (old slang)
Poshlaja svenja Chauvinistic pig
Dovodit Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt
Unbju! I'll kill you
Prishju! I'll kill you! (slang, old)
Paritsa (ne par'sia) Getting upset (calm down)
Starik Old man
Bomzj Homeless
Durak 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game
Botanik Nerd
Burda Messed up
Na panele A whore (lit. on the board)
Krisha poehala Has gone insane
Nochnaja babochka Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Kak muhi na govno Like flies to shit
Vlip You're in deep shit (literally: stuck)
Popal You're in deep trouble (literally: you hit)
Promazal You missed
Svinets Lead (bullets)
Pulia Bullet
Pushka Gun (literally: cannon)
Kalash Kalashnikov
Gaishnik Policemen who checks cars
GAI Road police
Oblom Fucked-up (lit. broken)
Ne pudri mne mozgi Don't try to confuse me
Okachenel I'm so cold I'm stiff
Vstat Rise (also for stiff dick)
Hohol Insult for Ukrainian
Patsan Boy, lad
Kosiak Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Kosiachok Joint, drug-filled cigarette
Lobizatsa A suck-up
Razvaluha Car that's falling apart as it goes
Derevianni rubli Useless money (lit. wooden rubles)
Baba Jaga Witch
Zmei Gorinich Dragon, snake, negative meaning
Koshei Bessmertni Either very ugly or very skinny male
Vziatka Bribe money
Vziatochnik Someone who takes bribes
Baba Fat, ugly, mannerless woman
Rabochie Working class
Udavis Suffocate in it!
Podonok A person that's the lowest of the lowest
Tovo, on/ona tovo He's there, as in, he's insane (or she)
Goli Naked
Obnazjonni Nude
Rvani Ripped
Podrani Beaten, ripped
Zadrani 1. Ripped/beaten to pieces, 2. Lifted
Zjulik Cheater, criminal who rips people off
Zviaknut Give a call by telephone
Roga pristavit Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend
Jaitsa razbit Kick your balls
Raskvasit Beat to a bloody pulp
Maloletka Little slut (lit. underage girl)
Molokosos Underage boy (lit. milk sucker)
Yebani v rot Fuck! (lit. fucked in the mouth)
Yebanat Fuck head
Yebanat vonuchii Stinky fuck head
Ne hnich Don't cry (rude)
U tya pizda, vedro so svistom provalivaetsja Your pussy, a bucket falls in with a whistle.
Huyeplet Lying faggot (lit. cock twiner)
Mordoboy Big fight (lit. face smasher)
Sooka sin Pizdogreez Son of a bitch
Pizdeet kak Trotsky Bullshits like Trotsky
Rakom Doggy-style
PAltsem delanniy Moron (lit. conceived with a finger)
Ebis' konyom Get a horse to fuck you
Tryahomoodiya Petty trifles (lit. stuff shaken off the balls)
EbAt'sya-koovyrkAt'sya Shit! (lit. fuck and tumble)
Peezdit' Steal
Speezdil Stole
Pizdets Deep shit
Polniy pizdets Game over, we are dead
Nam khana We are as good as dead
Pizdyook Bloke (lit. cunt man)
Mozgoyob Nuisance of a man (lit. brain fucker)
Moodeela Jerk
Yobany stos Fuck! or Shit!
Ooyobische Fucked-up bastard
Veeblyadok Whore's son
Kon' v pal'to Dickhead (lit. horse in an overcoat)
Scheklat' ebalom To be careless
Hooy tebe v zhOpu zamesto ukropu! No fucking way!
Vsyo govno, krome mochee But for some piss, the world is full of shit
Moorzilka Cheapest train-station whore
Mudak Arrogant idiot
Mudilo, mudlo Same as mudak, but stronger
Doore Drugs (lit. idiocy).
Kolesa Pills (usually narcotic) Lit. "wheels".
Prokatitsia na kolesah To get on wheels (do drugs)
Zakinutsia To take some narcotic pills.
Obkooreetsia To get stoned from smoking weed.
Svinya Pig
Skatina Idiotic animal
Deirymo Shit
Peesoon vanochiy Stinking dick
Ya tvoyu mamu yebal pakimis tye smotrel i plakal kak malinkaya suka I fucked your mom while you watched and cried like a little bitch
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)
Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (lit: goat with horns)
Golovorez Someone who slits throats (sometimes applied to Chechen terrorists)
Sestra What Chechen terrorists call their female members (lit. sister)
Brat What Chechen terrorists call their male members (lit. bother)
Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone's bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck.
Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone's courage or actions (can be positive and negative).
Idi obsosi tayevo papu, kak ti delayesh den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you fucking whore.
Naguliala A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is.
Peshka Someone who's not worth a thing (lit. 'pion' - the most unimportant figure in chess)
Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal (lit. roof)
Tya mama huyem v rot ebala. Your mother fucked you in the mouth with a dick.
Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (lit. hang spaghetti on his ears)
Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey's ass
Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will shit in your soup
Perestan' mne jabat' mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop fucking my brain with your questions
U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka...pat centimetra? You have a very small dick, how much...five centimeters?
Pl'uvat' na t'eb'a Fuck you (lit. spit on you)
Techka Female period (lit. leak)
U tebya s zhopu techka You bleed through your ass
Hanurik or alkash Drunkard who would do anything to get a drink
Temno kak u negra v zhope It's as dark as the inside of a Negro's ass
Ty troop! You are dead!
Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet Don't chicken out. (Lit: Don't piss in the bowl of punch, the cook is washing his legs in it).
Kon govno! Horse shit!
Eede vhad e sgadie kak malinkey suka Go to hell and burn like a little bitch
Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy Vote or not, you've been had
Mne vsyo ostopeezdelo I'm sick of it all (lit. I feel like I fucked 100 cunts)
Bez meela v zhopu vlezet Smooth character (lit. he'll get up your ass without soap)
Sobakayob Dog fucker
Koshkayob Cat fucker
Yebanat Motherfucker
Zaebat' To fuck someone until exhausted
Pizdets A really bad situation without any solution
Sic Sukam Sim Son of a Bitch
Smekh smekhom, a pizda kverkhu mekhom. It's not fucking funny at all! (Lit. You may laugh until you cry, but your pussy is topped with fur)
Cho ti zdiess narisovalsia? Why did you come here? (lit. why did you draw yourself here?)
Dura Dumb bitch (female)
Durak Dumb asshole (male)
Blyadina Slut (very offensive)
Sabaka Dog
Mudak Sick dumb asshole (male)
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