The beatings will continue until the morale improves!

Keep doing what you've been doing and you are likely keep getting what you have been getting.

I don't care to hear about your labor pains, just show me the baby.

What goes around also comes around.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

There is no such thing as a FREE lunch.

If a thing looks to good to be true, It probably is.

Be nice, You catch more flies with sugar than lemon!

That guy would rather climb a tree and tell a lie as to stand on the ground and tell the truth.

Sometimes, the truth hurts, but it's a hell of a lot easier to remember than a lie.

American women have nothing to complain about. They control one half of the money and all of the sex. How much more equality do they want.

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing correctly!

If it aint broken, then dont fix it!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never what your going to get until you bite into it.

You may find in time that having is not nearly as pleasant as wanting.

Changing someone is a relentless job with results as unpredictable as Russia's history.