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Beach_Berman

Ranking the Funniest Football Moments of all time

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:39 (ссылка)

Fans were jumping on flaming tables and ripping jerseys like Hulk Hogan, while players were messing up in the most spectacular of ways. Robbie Savage wins his own slot for being at the centre of so many funny moments throughout his career. The quarterfinal matchup at Virginia was for the right to go to the NIT Final Four at Madison Square Garden. It wasn’t a pretty game, but Jalen Adaway and Dom Welch drilled big shots down the stretch. Jaren Holmes and Kyle Lofton hit some key free throws, and Osun Osunniyi capped things off with a massive block at the buzzer. The Bonnies won and booked their tickets to MSG.
The next month, the Usos defeated RK-Bro to win the Raw Tag Team titles, matching the Tribal Chief in titles held . Sure, Reigns and the Usos continued to take on all comers, but that’s when the Bloodline started to take shape. They did it through perseverance, a methodical offensive attack, and stout second-half defense. They did it on the back of Cousins.





Rather than abandon the game, and in the days before fourth officials and so-forth, the matchday announcer at Highbury simply asked over the tannoy whether there was a qualified referee in the crowd. Stuart Attwell may not be the most popular person in football this season. Not the point that the goal ultimately earned Reading, not the pain he caused the shamelessly-irritating Aidy Boothroyd in the process, but the fact that we could dig up this classic little incident from 1993. He then urged his team to leave the field, unless the goal was chalked off.
But nothing my friends, can beat this for downright farce. Celebrities and football have had an undeniable link since the halcyon days of the late 1960s when George Best opened the floodgates. Who can forget Raquel Welch’s cringeworthy appearance at Stamford Bridge? Or Ian Botham’s less-than-glorious run outs for Scunthorpe?
The Manchester United legend was good at cracking jokes and giving funny quotes that made people laugh. Best was a Northern Irish winger and one of the greatest footballers in history. He passed away on 25 November 2005.

It works as well, but there is always a twist with this kind of story, and so it comes as the terrified pooch proceeds to urinate all over Greavesie’s pristine white England jersey. A truly classic World Cup moment, one that legendary Brazil star Garrincha enjoyed so much, he took him home as a pet . The 1994 World Cup, being held in the USA, was always going to be viewed with suspicion.
The first thing you are taught about shooting is to keep your head over the ball. Ronny Rosenthal could have done with remembering this www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y back in 1992. It is ridiculously funny that a dodgy lasagna was enough to prevent Tottenham qualifying for the Champions League.

He's a motivator, an tactician, a great dancer. Oh, he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down.
The next day, Carlsen dropped out of the tournament entirely. Sportsbrief.com also listed the NFL teams that have never won a ring in the tournament's history. The NFL's final, Super Bowl, is one of the world's most popular and famous sports events. While some teams might have been lucky to have won it, some have yet to be so fortunate. Charlie is an accomplished journalist specialising in football, but with extensive interest across every and all sports, and their intersection with the betting industry.
It was a beautiful representation of just how large Federer has loomed as arguably the greatest to ever play, and also as a worldwide icon. We may not get to watch the Swiss maestro compete competitively again, but his impact on the game will last forever. Many people will remember the 2022 Olympics for the authoritarian setting and the scandal in the women’s skating program, and maybe that’s fair.

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Soto_Randrup

The Funniest Football Moments Ranked

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:36 (ссылка)

Some of the funniest footballers' names include the likes of Peter Crouch, David Luiz, and Benjamin Mendy. They are among the top 15 wittiest football players globally. Their ability to make others laugh even when things are tough is remarkable. To walk out in a big European stadium, on a big European night, side by side with some of the best players in the world. The setting is an FA Trophy match between Lancaster City & Whitley Bay, the scores are level at 4-4, with all eight previous penalty takers having scored emphatically. Note the sympathy from the keeper, who must have had to stick both gloves in his mouth to drown out the laughter.
In his anger, the sandwich-short-of-a-picnic fella threw his medical bag to the floor, cracking open a bottle of chloroform, and knocking himself spark out. FIFA later ordered the game to be replayed at a neutral venue and, typically for the Scots, they were held to a frustrating goalless draw in Monaco’s Stade Louis II stadium a couple of months later. But when the game in question is a World Cup qualifier, questions have to be asked. Scotland were due to play Estonia in Tallinn at 6.45pm on 9 October 1996. But Scots manager Craig Brown was concerned about the quality of Kadriorg Stadium’s floodlights, and FIFA shared those concerns. The game was switched to a 3 o’clock kick off, at 9 o’clock the same morning.





Incredibly, and probably sensibly, the referee relented, and the goal was ruled out. France did go on to add a fourth anyway, and the referee would lose his International status in the aftermath. Apparently he was pretty Sheikh-en. OK, so that was slightly pointless nostalgia there, but it does have a bearing on this incident. Only this one didn’t take place in a Liverpool suburb, but at the 1982 World Cup. Kuwait, trailing 3-1 to Michel Platini’s France, conceded a fourth goal late on to Alain Giresse, but were convinced they had heard a referee’s whistle in the build up, causing several of their players to stop.
But if it was so absurd that it had no merit, why did Niemann have his butt cheeks scanned at the U.S. Niemann even said he’d play naked to prove he wasn’t cheating. For Karl Power, that was exactly what happened on the night of 18 April 2001. Galvanised by this incredible setback, the Americans proceeded to play with style, grace, panache and poise, losing 6-1. Ok, this one is a little over-played, a little obvious, but can you really deny either its outrageousness, or its hilarity?
This clip showcases so much of what football fans hate, and other sports fans cannot understand—blatant diving and outright cheating. To start, a look at one of the world's greatest players completely losing it and throwing all his toys out the pram. This bonkers moment was further burnt into popular memory when Jimmy Bullard spoofed it with a goal celebration the following season. "And Sky Sports must have taken what, about 90 minutes of footage that day, and got it back and most of it was like, you know… "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on. He's their friend as well as their boss.

For the rest of his career—and he’ll probably raise a banner or two at the expense of his former team—but there’s no doubt where his heart is. She kicked off the match with an epic entrance. I looked over at Naya, and she was smiling, yelling, and jumping up and down while high-fiving me, my dad, and any complete strangers within reach.
After winning 23 major titles, the perennial no. 1 had nothing left to prove or give. I’m just glad that we Funny Moments in Football got one last chance to pull for her. Romario amused fans with many hilarious quotes during his career.

An Oxford University study recently proved that is scientifically impossible to watch this video without wincing. In the late 2000s one thing was certain, a meeting between Nemanja Vidic and Fernando Torres was always going to be funny. Jim White has been on a steady and welcome decline into irrelevance ever since. "Oh look at me I can do a scorpion kick and I'm really handsome. Piss off!" . As much as there are The Simpsons quotes for every occasion, there's also a moment in Premier League history to please even the most acquired tastes.
But for sheer hide-behind-the-pillow cringeworthy-ness, there can only be one winner. Freak weather can often hit football hard. December & January often sees mountains of fixtures postponed due to frozen or waterlogged pitches.
The legendary Brazilian striker played for several clubs, including Barcelona, PSV Eindhoven, Valencia, and Fluminense. Power also hit headlines when he emerged onto the field at Lords during an England test match, and played tennis at Wimbledon- beating Greg Rusedski with great ease. Di Canio was banned by the FA for eleven games, and would never play for Sheffield Wednesday again.

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Sahl_Mendez

Funny moments from Football World

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:32 (ссылка)

Fans were jumping on flaming tables and ripping jerseys like Hulk Hogan, while players were messing up in the most spectacular of ways. Robbie Savage wins his own slot for being at the centre of so many funny moments throughout his career. The quarterfinal matchup at Virginia was for the right to go to the NIT Final Four at Madison Square Garden. It wasn’t a pretty game, but Jalen Adaway and Dom Welch drilled big shots down the stretch. Jaren Holmes and Kyle Lofton hit some key free throws, and Osun Osunniyi capped things off with a massive block at the buzzer. The Bonnies won and booked their tickets to MSG.
Two Swallows players were kept in hospital with their injuries, whilst the game was understandably abandoned. Do you remember when you were a kid playing football in the street, and your older brother just wouldn’t give you a chance? He would blast goal after goal past you as you begged for mercy, and that tiny chance to be Gary Lineker. It would usually get so bad that your mother would emerge from the kitchen, to insist that things were evened up a bit.





Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola had a chance to turn an exciting punt return into a touchdown against the New York Giants in Week 10. And so, during their Week 11 matchup, Tom Brady and the Pats decided to troll him a little bit by incorporating "Rex Ryan" into their pre-snap cadence. During a Week 4 game between Dallas and New Orleans, a man with a big belly decided to distract (?) then Saints kicker Zack Hocker with his big, beautiful belly.
“The best moments started from the game Saudi Arabia against Argentina,” shared another. “But it was definitely the best World Cup I have ever watched! LAFC and the Philadelphia Union were tied 2-2 going into the extra time.
I recently caught her watching a YouTube compilation of every home run the Phillies hit last year. She asked me to send her articles on Trea Turner and wants me to provide nightly updates on whether the team is making other moves in free agency. We’ve talked about going down to Florida for spring training or maybe even getting a partial season-ticket plan. Duke and UNC will play each other again thousands of times from now until college basketball ceases to exist, but they’ll never play that game again.

Here are the 100 funniest moments in Premier League history, ranked...in some kind of order. Moan about modern football all you want, but the vast array of cameras capturing every moment of our game has made some moments immortal. And one can hardly miss this crazy viral video where a Saudi Arabia fan took his own front door off its hinges to celebrate the winning goal against Argentina in the Group C clash. Another shows a Saudi Arabia fan switching to Poland after their captain Robert Lewandowski scored a goal. And one just cannot miss out on Antonio Rudiger’s hilarious run during their match with Japan.
Wanyama once posted a funny tweet about him enjoying spaghetti. So when Lee drew a soft penalty out of a nothing Hunter challenge in this game, Big Norm was busting for revenge. And he took it in the most cynical of fashions, a sharp punch whilst Lee’s, and the referee’s, back was turned left https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y the Derby striker with a split lip and some seriously damaged pride. Players from both sides- the likes of Kevin Hector, Billy Bremner & Peter Lorimer- waded in, and the referee was left with no option but to send the pair off. Told you there was something special about 1970s football.

The funniest thing about this is the reason for Arsene Wenger's dismissal. All he did was kick a water bottle in the air. A theatrical display of Academy Award quality.
Never one to shirk a challenge, he was picked up by Harry Redknapp at West Ham, where he went on to gain cult status. All’s well that ends well I suppose. But then, the ball is pulled back to Redknapp 25 yards out. But Redknapp’s effort is mistimed, the ball loops harmlessly towards the flamboyant (a.k.a. mental) Colombian keeper Rene Higuita. Higuita produces the now infamous “Scorpion Kick”, jumping forwards, but kicking his legs behind him to fire the ball out of the danger area, to the delight and bemusement of all concerned.
Can't believe yer da kicked a hole through the TV after watching this. Just when your university fund was recovering from the Moyes banner as well. A Twitter user compiled a few hilarious moments from the recently concluded FIFA World Cup 2022 and it is sure to take you on a laughter ride. In October, the now 38-year-old Moroccan Dutchman with the nicknames “Golden Boy” and “Bad Boy” strongly suggested that he would retire after a unanimous-decision loss to fellow combat sports legend Alistair Overeem.

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Ploug_Ware

Ranking the Funniest Football Moments of all time

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:32 (ссылка)

Sixteen teams finished below .500, and three teams in both the AFC South and NFC East finished at .500 or worse. "Football's Funniest Moments" - A highly entertaining little Sky Sports special on the Premier League's 20 most hilarious moments. The fact Brass' gaffe is caused by him hitting his head, almost knocking him over, really adds to the humour and elevates this clip over other purely unlucky own goals.
In his anger, the sandwich-short-of-a-picnic fella threw his medical bag to the floor, cracking open a bottle of chloroform, and knocking himself spark out. FIFA later ordered the game to be replayed at a neutral venue and, typically for the Scots, they were held to a frustrating goalless draw in Monaco’s Stade Louis II stadium a couple of months later. But when the game in question is a World Cup qualifier, questions have to be asked. Scotland were due to play Estonia in Tallinn at 6.45pm on 9 October 1996. But Scots manager Craig Brown was concerned about the quality of Kadriorg Stadium’s floodlights, and FIFA shared those concerns. The game was switched to a 3 o’clock kick off, at 9 o’clock the same morning.





Lancaster lost by the way, and it was Devine’s fault. But this particular dog/football story has a more comedic element to it. It takes place in the 1962 during the World Cup in Chile, as Jimmy Greaves’ England take on the holders Brazil. On rushes a small black dog, chasing after the ball with more energy than some of the England players could muster. Several players try to apprehend the dog, but none are as clever about it as Greaves, who gets down on all fours to beckon the dog towards him.
As impossible as that sounds, the answer is probably yes. We really shouldn’t get in the habit of reanimating dead people for our amusement. And to those 8,000 people in Iowa that night, Harry Caray sounded even better than Tupac’s ghost at Coachella. His career-high 52 points and his 73.3 percent shooting from the field are, somehow, afterthoughts. What matters more is the indelible stamp Morant put on the most jaw-dropping night of his life—one of the most entertaining individual performances any NBA player has ever had. This all started when Carlsen lost to Niemann at the Sinquefield Cup in September.
This clip showcases so much of what football fans hate, and other sports fans cannot understand—blatant diving and outright cheating. To start, a look at one of the world's greatest players completely losing it and throwing all his toys out the pram. This bonkers moment was further burnt into popular memory when Jimmy Bullard spoofed it with a goal celebration the following season. "And Sky Sports must have taken what, about 90 minutes of footage that day, and got it back and most of it was like, you know… "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on. He's their friend as well as their boss.

It takes a special sort of person to instigate a riot at a football match and Emmanuel Adebayor is exactly that. During this perilously short cameo - in his final career appearance against United - Steven Gerrard's only involvements were clattering into one of football's nice guys, Juan Mata, and stamping on Ander Herrera. Delia Smith traded her mild-mannered sensibilities to deliver a rousing half time pep talk to the Norwich City players. Most players can only dream of having the power that Rory Delap enjoyed during Stoke City's' reigns of terror in the late 2000s. At the time though, pulling out a tragically over the top celebration for a 2-2 draw against lowly West Brom provided rival fans with plenty of ammunition. The Scot claimed Robin van Persie was lucky to avoid death when Ashley Williams...checks notes...kicked a ball at his head.
After winning 23 major titles, the perennial no. 1 had nothing left to prove or give. I’m just glad that we https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y got one last chance to pull for her. Romario amused fans with many hilarious quotes during his career.

The funniest thing about this is the reason for Arsene Wenger's dismissal. All he did was kick a water bottle in the air. A theatrical display of Academy Award quality.
The next day, Carlsen dropped out of the tournament entirely. Sportsbrief.com also listed the NFL teams that have never won a ring in the tournament's history. The NFL's final, Super Bowl, is one of the world's most popular and famous sports events. While some teams might have been lucky to have won it, some have yet to be so fortunate. Charlie is an accomplished journalist specialising in football, but with extensive interest across every and all sports, and their intersection with the betting industry.
TCU quarterback Max Duggan had a historic season full of impressive athletic feats, record-breaking achievements, and unbelievable second-half comebacks . Still, the most awe-inspiring moment from Duggan actually came in a loss against no. 10 Kansas State during the Big 12 championship game. Down eight points with just under five minutes remaining, the senior QB mounted an unforgettable drive and sent the title game into overtime. The NLDS against the Braves was tied at one game apiece when it moved to Philly, and I lucked into getting some tickets for her, my dad, and me.

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