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Николай Фоменко афоризмы

Воскресенье, 28 Января 2024 г. 20:21 (ссылка)



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Известный актер, автогонщик и шоумен Николай Фоменко отличается завидным чувством юмора и имеет очень острый язык. Многие афоризмы, придуманные им, уже давно разошлись в народе как анекдоты и кажется, что существовали всегда. Вот некоторые из них:


 


 


Под лежачий камень мы всегда успеем.


Haшему народу уже столько обещано, а ему все мало!


Заходи тихо, говори четко, проси мало, уходи быстро.


Серп и молот – коси и забивай.


Любишь кататься – люби и катайся!


Mне чужого не надо, поэтому и продаю!


Наша страна богатых, но временно бедная.


Не болтайте ерундой.


Ну вот, опять нет повода не выпить.


Ничто не дается нам так дешево, как хочется.


Не умеешь петь – не пей.


Несколько раз отмерь и несколько раз отрежь.


Она пошла за ним в Сибирь и испортила ему всю каторгу.


Обналичим Нобелевскую премию.


Один в поле не понял.


По просьбам читателей наша газета будет выходить в рулонах и без текста.


Поближе узнаешь, подальше пошлешь.


Поработал на совесть – поработай на себя!


Кто тяжело работает, тот тяжело отдыхает.


Не хотите по плохому, по хорошему будет хуже.


Такой я человек – зла не помню, приходится записывать.


Работа не волк, а произведение силы на расстояние.


Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.


Русская речь без мата превращается в доклад.


Рожденный ползать упасть не может.


Три дня и три ночи скакал Иван Царевич, пока скакалку не отобрали.


Мужчина – не собака, на кости не бросается.


Главное, чтобы Киндер не стал Сюрпризом.


Село у нас огромное, четыре вытрезвителя.


Ветер в голове попутным не бывает.


Девушка, вы такая фешенебельная, что мне не рентабельно.


Даже если вас съели, у вас есть два выхода.


Женщину сделать счастливой легко, но дорого.


Лучше один раз Монику, чем каждый день страну.


В жизни каждого мужчины наступает такой момент, когда чистые носки проще купить.


Вам смешно, а мне жениться.


Все женщины хотят одного, потом другого.


Все идет хорошо, только мимо.


Не могу стоять, когда другие работают, пойду полежу.


Все лишнее – детям.


Нет, я не сплю, я просто медленно моргаю.


Нету времени на медленные танцы.


Обещанного три раза ждут.


Одна голова хорошо, а с туловищем лучше.


Постоять за себя, полежать за других.


Что посмеешь, то и пожмешь.


В рогах правды нет.


Вы и ухом не моргнули.


Если голова болит, значит она есть.


Говорит Москва, все остальные работают.


 


 





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Marginalisimus

Чужие фразы

Воскресенье, 14 Января 2024 г. 04:29 (ссылка)

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Чужие фразы





Alex Gaby 









Чужие фразы


 




Пpидёшь к cтoляpу — кpугoм oпилки вaляютcя, к пapикмaxepу — вoлocы... A пpидёшь в бaнк — дeнeг нe виднo. Eщё и pучкa пpивязaнa.




— Ha кулинapнoм жуpнaлe нaклeйкa 12+. Чтo тaм?! Oбнaжённaя куpицa?!




Пpoдaм квapтиpу в нoвoм гoвнocтpoe… пpocтитe, oшибcя, в гoтoвoм нoвocтpoe.




Cкoлькo жeнщину нe кopми, вce paвнo oнa пpoжуёт и oпять нaчнeт гoвopить.




Этo пeccимиcт лыceeт, a oптимиcт cтaнoвитcя aэpoдинaмичнeй.




Hoвый пpoкуpop зacтупил нa дoлжнocть co cлoвaми: "Я вaм пoкaжу, кaк вopoвaть!"




Пpoтecтующиe — этo кoгдa зa чecть и coвecть. A ecли зa дeньги — тoгдa этo пpocтитующиe.




A тeпepь o пoгoдe. Зa нoчь выпaлo 10 cм cнeгa, ну или, кaк гoвopят мужчины, caнтимeтpoв 15-16.




Aнaлoг aйтишникoв в живoтнoм миpe — этo пaнды. Oни нe oчeнь caмocтoятeльныe, cмeшнo пaдaют co cтульeв, нo oчeнь цeнятcя.




Kaждый paз, кoгдa читaю нa пaчкe o вpeдe куpeния, вcпoминaю, чтo этo тoт жe caмый Минздpaв, кoтopый paзpeшил пaльмoвoe мacлo.




Чeм тщaтeльнee cлeдишь зa здopoвьeм, тeм изoбpeтaтeльнee oнo уxoдит oт cлeжки.




Pacxoды нa шкoльнoe oбpaзoвaниe будут coкpaщaть, пoкa в пpaвoпиcaнии нe ocтaнeтcя oднo eдинcтвeннoe пpaвилo: кaк cлышыцa — тaк и пишыцa.




B дpeвнeй Cпapтe физичecки или умcтвeннo нeпoлнoцeнныx cбpacывaли co cкaлы, a нe дeлaли из ниx футбoлиcтoв cбopнoй или дeпутaтoв.




Я нe пью, нe куpю, нe измeняю. Гoтoвлю, мoю, убиpaю. Я нe xвacтaюcь. Я жaлуюcь.




Ecли вы имeeтe coвecть, тo вac имeют тe, ктo ee нe имeeт.


 


 





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Long_Life

Чужие фразы

Суббота, 13 Января 2024 г. 06:14 (ссылка)



Alex Gaby 









Чужие фразы


 




Пpидёшь к cтoляpу — кpугoм oпилки вaляютcя, к пapикмaxepу — вoлocы... A пpидёшь в бaнк — дeнeг нe виднo. Eщё и pучкa пpивязaнa.




— Ha кулинapнoм жуpнaлe нaклeйкa 12+. Чтo тaм?! Oбнaжённaя куpицa?!




Пpoдaм квapтиpу в нoвoм гoвнocтpoe… пpocтитe, oшибcя, в гoтoвoм нoвocтpoe.




Cкoлькo жeнщину нe кopми, вce paвнo oнa пpoжуёт и oпять нaчнeт гoвopить.




Этo пeccимиcт лыceeт, a oптимиcт cтaнoвитcя aэpoдинaмичнeй.




Hoвый пpoкуpop зacтупил нa дoлжнocть co cлoвaми: "Я вaм пoкaжу, кaк вopoвaть!"




Пpoтecтующиe — этo кoгдa зa чecть и coвecть. A ecли зa дeньги — тoгдa этo пpocтитующиe.




A тeпepь o пoгoдe. Зa нoчь выпaлo 10 cм cнeгa, ну или, кaк гoвopят мужчины, caнтимeтpoв 15-16.




Aнaлoг aйтишникoв в живoтнoм миpe — этo пaнды. Oни нe oчeнь caмocтoятeльныe, cмeшнo пaдaют co cтульeв, нo oчeнь цeнятcя.




Kaждый paз, кoгдa читaю нa пaчкe o вpeдe куpeния, вcпoминaю, чтo этo тoт жe caмый Минздpaв, кoтopый paзpeшил пaльмoвoe мacлo.




Чeм тщaтeльнee cлeдишь зa здopoвьeм, тeм изoбpeтaтeльнee oнo уxoдит oт cлeжки.




Pacxoды нa шкoльнoe oбpaзoвaниe будут coкpaщaть, пoкa в пpaвoпиcaнии нe ocтaнeтcя oднo eдинcтвeннoe пpaвилo: кaк cлышыцa — тaк и пишыцa.




B дpeвнeй Cпapтe физичecки или умcтвeннo нeпoлнoцeнныx cбpacывaли co cкaлы, a нe дeлaли из ниx футбoлиcтoв cбopнoй или дeпутaтoв.




Я нe пью, нe куpю, нe измeняю. Гoтoвлю, мoю, убиpaю. Я нe xвacтaюcь. Я жaлуюcь.




Ecли вы имeeтe coвecть, тo вac имeют тe, ктo ee нe имeeт.


 


 





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Marginalisimus

Без заголовка

Среда, 27 Декабря 2023 г. 20:52 (ссылка)


 



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Администрация, экскурсоводы, сантехники и охранники Пушкинского музея Москвы записали групповое извинение за размещение у себя в музее обнажённой статуи Давида, с обещаниями сшить и одеть ему какую ни будь одежду))) Прокуратура, ФСБ, МВД, ФНС, МЧС, ФСИН, Мослифт и Мосводоканал уже проводят следственные действия...)))



 



 


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Moody_Ejlersen

Christmas Decorations, Christmas Trees And Christmas Lights

Суббота, 18 Ноября 2023 г. 16:06 (ссылка)

Students of the class will learn how to make an Origami snowflake out of 30 simple modules, which they can enrich to larger snowflakes later on their own. Christmas 2023 is a time for slowing down, taking stock and spending time with your nearest and dearest. It’s a time for nostalgia and traditions, but is equally about making new memories and forging new traditions with those you love. An ideal way to step away from your inbox and reconnect with your loved ones is by partaking in Christmas day activities. Getting hands-on with arts and crafts will mean that you won’t be able to check your devices and can spend quality time making memories with the people who truly matter. Plus, you’ll leave the workshops with mementoes of the day, from DIY Christmas baubles to seasonally-decorated ceramics.
Get into the festive spirit with Christmas activities in Sydney! Our curated selection of exciting Sydney workshops is perfect for people who want to get artsy and celebrate the season in a warm and welcoming environment. If you'd prefer a snow scene that's not going to drift then the snow Dacron blanket is just christmas ornaments Sydney the Christmas decoration you've been looking for. Each blanket is two metres by one metre so it makes a fantastic base for your Christmas display at home or in your place of business. You can use it to line your window display or drape it over empty boxes to create different levels to display your products on.

Our distinct Keepsake Ornaments have become a symbol of the Christmas season. Explore the entire collection of Hallmark ornaments, featuring beloved characters from Santa Claus to Star Wars and Peanuts. The Keepsakes collection encompasses numerous ornaments that infuse your tree with magic through sound, light, and motion, as well as table-worthy displays. If you’re looking for a street with multiple displays then we recommend Bishop Street where many householders are getting into the Christmas spirit for 2022.
Bon bons are a well known tradition, what would Christmas be without paper party hats and silly seasonal jokes tugged from inside a Christmas bon bon! Our range of Christmas Cracker Bon Bons are available in a variety of colours and sizes so you'll be sure to find the perfect style to add the finishing festive touch to your Christmas table. We have thousands of items available that are excellent for holiday parties, birthday parties, graduation parties, and other events and occasions.
Alternatively you could get into the festive spirit at the Tinseltown Sydney Christmas themed bar prior to heading off to see the Christmas lights. For something truly magical, our snow frosted Christmas trees will bring a touch of the northern winter into any home or business. Or if you're looking to grab everyone's attention, there's nothing quite like a fibre optic tree. These trees merge tree foliage with fibre optic strands to create an illuminated and constantly changing light display. They are quick to assemble so that you can have a fully decorated tree in seconds.

Great shopping experience, extremely happy with the Christmas village buildings I received. Beautiful quality at affordable prices Thank you Christmas Elves for your assistance in creating beautiful Christmas dining settings one again. Christmas Elves is a very easy website to navigate in, informative with their information and have great products. I was very happy with the delivery speed and constant updates concerning the arrival on my beautiful fairy. Love Christmas Elves they carry a great range of products, are prompt with their service. I ordered on a Sunday and it was in my hands on Wednesday,Fantastic service, thank you.
Revel in the magic of the Martin Place Christmas tree and fairy lights while enjoying global hot food stalls, live music, and visits from Santa, creating a delightful community atmosphere. Our favourite Christmas tree in Sydney will delight audiences from Saturday 26 November to Sunday 1 January. The tallest Christmas tree in NSW is decorated with more than 110,000 LED lights, a 3.4-metre colour-changing star and 330 specially created glossy baubles. Our Christmas Crazy megastores are filled with beautiful trees, ornaments, home decors, Christmas lights and much more. Santa’s Blog will provide you with a few little sneaks peeks on what we have on offer, along with some fabulous Christmas decorating ideas from Santa’s Elves. The owners here have been decking their place out for over a decade, and love the community connections it brings.

Christmas lights are back, and we’re excited to share the best streets for North Shore Christmas light displays in 2022. Head to our post on Best streets for North Shore Christmas light displays. No need for the time consuming leaf fluffing that other spend hours trying to perfect.
Get into the spirit now, and pay later with 100% interest-free options via Afterpay, Zip, Humm, Laybuy & PayPal. Tinsel garland is also used to wrap around staircase bannisters, along doorways, over the mantel and even in stores or cafes. It is a cheap decorative solution that is simple and effective way to create some Christmas cheer in any room. These gift ideas from the city's best small businesses are all home runs. Enjoy a festive bottomless brunch every Sunday until Christmas, featuring Four Pillars cocktails.
Explore a treasure trove of local handmade delights at the Central Coast Christmas Fair bought to life by Harts Events. Featuring over 160 vendors you will find unique gifts, arts, crafts, clothing, and fresh produce. From summer sun dresses to outdoor furniture, fresh cherries to handmade glass ornaments, and even international pick ‘n mix lollies or handcrafted leather goods, there’s something for everyone. Sydney city council has developed a self-guided walking app that will guide you around the city’s best decorations and light displays.

The team at T&C Visual Displays has a very personal and hands on approach to the design and installation of the decorations. All of the decorations are designed and manufactured by our team, giving our customers the flexibility to have a hands on approach in the design process. With the manufacture of the decorations occuring here in Sydney, we can adapt to your needs as well as directly control and maintain the level of quality of our product.
Visit the Christmas Elves team in store for personalised decorating and product advice. Fabulous service, went out of their way to provide products and service that I was very happy with. Always a pleasure to shop there with happy and lovely staff to help if you need it. They helped me get my cup cake packs in time for my baby shower and went out of their to help out. Time from ordering online to delivery was prompt and items as viewed online.

These Christmas wreath making workshops are a great gift idea for anyone who loves getting crafty and is a fan of all things festive. From Christmas wreath making to bauble crafting, there are things to do in Sydney for Christmas galore. Set off the seasonal spirit and spread the festive joy and cheer by gathering your friends and family together to get hands on with arts and crafts.
Our trees are high-quality, with a premium feel no matter the style. Christmas Crazy is one of Australia’s largest stockists of Lemax Christmas Village Collectibles and our prices are definitely hard to beat. View our extensive Lemax range including lighted buildings, facades, figurines, trees and other landscape accessories. If it’s always been your dream to create your very own Christmas Wonderland at home, or in your shop front window, we have exactly what you need.

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Beach_Berman

Christmas Fairy Lights and Christmas Decorations on Sale

Суббота, 18 Ноября 2023 г. 16:03 (ссылка)

A Christmas tree is the central element of any festive season celebration. Christmas just isn't Christmas without them and when it comes to trees we have one of the widest selections around. Customise your wreath to reflect your personal style and the spirit of the season. Embrace the spirit of the holidays and let your creativity flow as you adorn your Christmas wreath, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere for your home that captures the magic of the season. At Koch & Co, we ship Christmas wreath Australia wide for your convenience during this hectic time of the year.
Wow this Christmas shop is amazing, I have never seen Christmas trees so beautifully decorated... Impressed by the range of stuff they have and would recommend a look around the store. Their prices are really good too compared to everywhere else. Today Coco served LED fibre optic Christmas green tree me and she's such a joy, really helpful and made my shopping trip good fun. Our Chrsitmas stores are filled from floor to ceiling with premium Christmas Decorations, including Baubles, Santas, Christmas Stockings, Reindeers, Angels, Nutcrackers and Santa hats.

They were so attentive, and took interest in our background to the point where they went out of their way and made it personal to cater for our needs. Both Maggie and Coco even stayed overtime to ensure they provided the best service, and did not rush us once. For this service, we thank them and will not hesitate to recommend the shop and return back. We offer Cone Trees in a range of sizes all the way from 1.8m through to 4.9m and traditional Branch Trees from 1.5m to 12m with a wide variety of decorating styles and colour themes available. The Martin Place Christmas markets will also continue to run every Thursday, Friday and Saturday until Christmas offering a variety of locally made gifts, food and produce. And Green Square will host its third Christmas fair on 3 December with live music, fashion, homewares, food, art and craft.
Our wreaths, garlands, swags and upside-down trees are elegant solutions that bring life and Christmas cheer to blank spaces. Let us create a striking, festive entry statement in your building or office. From giant Christmas trees and magnificent feature lighting to smaller, intimate displays, Dec the Malls will create a bespoke solution for you. At Dec the Malls, we live and breathe Christmas all year round and are passionate about delivering unforgettable commercial Christmas decorations. When you work with us, your Christmas decorations and lighting displays will be specially designed for your space to produce a dazzling festive environment.
Our skilled teachers will guide you through the art of macrame and twine crafting, allowing you to create stunning decorations from recycled materials. Our mission is to improve mental wellbeing through our workshops and experiences. We curate our teachers and hosts carefully to ensure that they are of high quality. The 2021 Oh Deer What a Year Cake Topper.All designs are produced in-house to guarantee a perfect topper for your special day.Topper is sized to a ...

Great shopping experience, extremely happy with the Christmas village buildings I received. Beautiful quality at affordable prices Thank you Christmas Elves for your assistance in creating beautiful Christmas dining settings one again. Christmas Elves is a very easy website to navigate in, informative with their information and have great products. I was very happy with the delivery speed and constant updates concerning the arrival on my beautiful fairy. Love Christmas Elves they carry a great range of products, are prompt with their service. I ordered on a Sunday and it was in my hands on Wednesday,Fantastic service, thank you.
Don't worry if you're a beginner, our experienced instructors will be by your side, providing hands-on assistance in our small class setting. We prioritize quality materials to ensure you achieve stunning results that you'll be proud to display to your loved ones. Crafting a DIY Christmas wreath that stands the test of time and lasts well beyond 2023 is a rewarding and eco-friendly endeavour. Plus, it's a wonderful way to bring the beauty of the holiday season into your home year after year. You'll learn the art of selecting the perfect materials, from lush greenery to twinkling ornaments and aromatic cinnamon sticks.

Christmas decorations with colourful lights and soft music always create a beautiful ambience at Christmas. Children are always delighted with Christmas decorations that are just a little bit different. A Christmas Village Scene with a rotating train or some ice skaters. Whether you’re after something soft and subtle or bold and bright, there is something sure to capture your heart. When you’re planning an event or party, doing everything yourself is a very big job - it gets stressful and time consuming.
Get into the spirit now, and pay later with 100% interest-free options via Afterpay, Zip, Humm, Laybuy & PayPal. Tinsel garland is also used to wrap around staircase bannisters, along doorways, over the mantel and even in stores or cafes. It is a cheap decorative solution that is simple and effective way to create some Christmas cheer in any room. These gift ideas from the city's best small businesses are all home runs. Enjoy a festive bottomless brunch every Sunday until Christmas, featuring Four Pillars cocktails.
The item I ordered was exactly what I wanted and expected and received in good order and considering the Covid restrictions arrived within a reasonable time. Ordering was easy and delivery was prompt with good received in excellent condition. Excellent service, goods arrived on time and very well packed. Please note that we do not have a physical retail facility available to shop, inspect product and make purchases in person. All orders must be placed online and shipped to you or collected from our warehouse.

Discover an extensive range including lifelike trees, enchanting decorations, lively inflatables, and captivating lights. Craft treasured holiday moments with our exceptional assortment. Experience seamless shopping, swift shipping, and expert support to make this Christmas truly unforgettable. Lighting - Get an up -close and stunning shopping experience when you see our impressive light displays that are illuminated with a selection of LED bulbs and mini lights.
Check out the best Christmas markets in Sydneyor pick up a gorgeousChristmas tree. Sign up to unlock our digital magazines and also receive the latest news, events, offers and partner promotions. Every year Carols in the Domain raises funds for charity, with last year's recipient being The Salvation Army Oasis Youth Support Network. This is a fantastic charity if you're looking to make some worthwhile donations this Christmas.

They aim to provide you with the best quality Christmas lights at the lowest price. If there are any particular Christmas decorations that aren’t on the website, then contact them and they will do their best to source the product for you. Our speciality is fairy light canopies, but we also can decorate you event with festoon lights, drape fairy lights as well as many event lighting options.
You are also welcome to come with your own project and together we will work to achieve the best possible creative outcome. Whether you're planning a small private function or a large public event, we can make sure it goes off without a hitch. Contact us today to learn more about our event management services. Our Christmas in a Box is the perfect way to get everything you need to create a beautiful Christmas display, all in one place. The LED Spinning Glitter Carousel will be a truly charming addition to your festive decor. The business called as I didn’t click delivery and she realised I wouldn’t be collecting from the store.

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Soto_Randrup

Christmas Decorations, Christmas Trees And Christmas Lights

Суббота, 18 Ноября 2023 г. 15:59 (ссылка)

When it comes to acquiring these products, especially if you're planning to create or decorate multiple wreaths, you can explore Koch & Co for wholesale Christmas wreath supplies. For those who prefer plain wreaths that serve as a blank canvas for your creative holiday visions, you can source plain wreaths in bulk from our store, which opens up endless possibilities for customisation. Using our wholesale Christmas wreaths, let your holiday creativity bloom with the perfect wreath attachment solution and supplies to make your home shine this Christmas season. This display has it all, with lights and decorations covering the front lawns, wrapping around trees and slithering up the sides of multiple houses.
Church-goers and non church-goers alike will revel in the vibrant light displays that feature on the exterior walls of St Mary’s Cathedral at Christmas. Their installation of large archway-style Christmas bells can be enjoyed day or night, though at night they are extra special as they light up. For those wanting to keep their feet on land, keep an eye out for the large bauble on the forecourt which is perfect to get that selfie funny christmas boxers day or night. Often the street also plays host to Christmas carolers who serenade shoppers as they weave and dart in and out of stores. Arguably, this is the brightest and most jam-packed Christmas light display in all of Sydney. Expect to see a life sized sleigh and reindeer perched on the roof, a massive snow-covered village, and an entire property covered in unique Christmas themes that have to be seen to be believed.

More than 15,000 Christmas lights are now up and running at 18 Ryan Ave, Hornsby Heights! Take a picture in front of the 4m high Christmas tree and watch the laser show. After losing a loved family member to cancer, they are raising money for Cancer Research this year. Tuning into 98.4FM, you will be amazed as you witness the lights in synchronisation to the music you are hearing. One of the most important aspects of the show is that they are collecting donations for the Daniel Morcombe Foundation. This amazing foundation proudly educates children in schools on how to keep themselves Safe from Strangers.
Some houses have features that are animated, moving parts, or sparkling lights and decorations to enhance their beauty and attraction. All evoke that sense of European or old English village charm. Purchase individual pieces and design your perfect Christmas neighbourhood using our little figurines and range of buildings. Build up your collection over time and create a wonderful Christmas town that grows and changes year by year. Bring the joy and imagination into someone else's home, by giving these as a gift to that special someone in your life. Start them a collection of treasures that will remind them of you, and of happy times whenever they see them.
Visit About Us to explore how we work with you to deliver your Christmas displays. Ongoing professional storage and insurance of your Christmas decorations. Set includes debosser and 2x matching cutter.Assembled cookie set measures 95mm wide x 65mm tall.Set includes acrylic debosser and matching cutter.... All items excluding the Decorations to hang from the ceiling arrived in good order. Other than that all good and as said before, the quality and delivery was excellent and fast.

If you'd like to shop locally this year, here are the best places to shop for Australian Christmas decorations in 2023. If you can only make it to one street with Christmas lights in Sydney in 2023, Kemp Street in Mortdale will have a number of houses glittered with magical lights. These Sydney streets are some of the best to make a beeline for; renowned for their epic displays of Christmas lights in Sydney. Your gift-shopping is illuminated with thousands of sparkling lights in Pitt Street Mall.
Or shop online and enjoy fast shipping to Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, and across Australia. The best way to keep a Christmas wreath from drying out is to give it plenty of water. Use a spray bottle to spritz your wreath every couple of days. To keep a wreath fresh indoors, spritz it with water every two or three days or as it looks dry. With proper care, fresh Christmas wreaths last about three weeks.

We have styles featuring bows, ribbons, baubles, berries and flowers. Start off the holiday season in style with the Christabelle Magical LED Christmas Tree. With lush, snow-tipped needles and rustic pine cone decor, these trees have a full, abundant look that will beautifully complement your favourite decorations. Add to that the LED lights and you have a show-stopping centerpiece for your Yuletide celebrations! These pre-lit Christmas trees are designed with generous tips to hang ornaments, tinsels, keepsakes, and more.
And of course, don’t forget the Christmas pudding to top off your festive evenings. The Christmas Shop is a family-run specialty retail store with over 10,000 different festive line items. They are committed to supplying exquisite ornaments, decorations, collectibles and gifts that are not readily available elsewhere in Australia. They continually change and expand their product range, carefully selecting from more than 250 Australian & overseas suppliers. The Rocks’ towering seven-metre-tall Christmas tree is back, complete with extravagant decorations and lighting.
Bring some ironic cheer to the office Christmas party with a “Bah Humbug” Santa outfit. This touch is a great tongue-in-cheek way to keep things light and entertaining for a social gathering during the Christmas season. Christmas is a wonderful time of the year, there is nothing better than the look of pure joy on children's faces when they press a button and something lights up or sings, it's magical. Beautiful Christmas decorations and gifts await at Bits of Australia.

See your event promoted on our social media and outdoor channels during the festive season. At Rivercity House & Home Co, we redefine online shopping for Australians, offering thousands of home products at unbeatable prices. Inject a dash of whimsy with our charming selection of affordable Christmas inflatables, perfect for adorning your outdoor holiday decor. This particular little elf of his that he brought along didn't even bother to bring a shirt.
In this hands-on workshop, you'll learn various knotting techniques, weaving patterns, and creative ways to upcycle materials that might have otherwise been discarded. Whether you're a crafting novice or an experienced DIY enthusiast, this workshop offers something for everyone. We offer you an unrivalled commitment to innovative design, quality workmanship and personalised customer service. Safety is a key consideration in all our designs and installations, with each project meeting Australian Standards and industry best practice. While shopping at Express Party Supplies you will earn a Reward for the money you spend. Once earned, you'll be able to redeem that Reward against a future order.

Thank you to Express Party Supplies, the order was placed and delivered within 5 days. The Christmas balloons were exactly like the images on the webpage. I am very happy with the items purchased from Express Party Supplies and I will use this company again in the future. Received all the items in mint condition and the delivery was very fast.
Whether you are looking for a fairy lights canopy as well as a backdrop. Festoon lights for creating a canopy effect, or some beautiful decorative lights for your venue or function. It's always Christmas at The Christmas Warehouse, but it's the Christmas Season that really gets us excited. Whether the season is now, or you're excitedly getting your preparation done early, our website is always up to date and stocked with so many wonderful Christmas decorating ideas that you'll be amazed. Trees, Lights, Ornaments and village scenes and figurines are all ready to delight and inspire you. You might be shopping as a gift, or to decorate your office or just buying yourself another beautiful Christmas decoration – we have you covered for every situation.

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Christmas decorations in Sydney Region, NSW

Суббота, 18 Ноября 2023 г. 15:56 (ссылка)

A Christmas tree is the central element of any festive season celebration. Christmas just isn't Christmas without them and when it comes to trees we have one of the widest selections around. Customise your wreath to reflect your personal style and the spirit of the season. Embrace the spirit of the holidays and let your creativity flow as you adorn your Christmas wreath, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere for your home that captures the magic of the season. At Koch & Co, we ship Christmas wreath Australia wide for your convenience during this hectic time of the year.
Loved the fantastic range of Christmas decorations and the wonderful atmosphere in the store. It would start when Peter and a mate felt the Christmas window displays of the big city department stores had waned in wow factor. Celebrate the festive season with canapes, live music, dancing and entertainment. In an aesthetic Christmas Wall Decorations ode to the beauty of the Australian landscape, the Strand Arcade is adorned in a specially commissioned installation of Christmas decorations inspired by native flowers. We are also happy to travel to your venue or host your event in an alternative venue if you require a larger space to accomodate more than 10 people.

Plenty of variety.Easy to navigate ordering.Considering I ordered for Christmas at start of December - great delivery. "You've probably seen a generation of kids growing up, looking at this display," I say to Lauraine. Chairlifts ferrying skiers in alpine-like winds; the snowmelt creating waterfalls.
At The Dave we provide and install decorative lights throughout Sydney and surrounds. We offer custom designs and displays to ensure your home brings the Christmas spirit each year. Ingrid now shares all this Christmas information here on her Christmas Time Made Easy website. She also shares information about the best Christmas events and activities happening in her home town of Sydney, Australia.
Alternatively you could get into the festive spirit at the Tinseltown Sydney Christmas themed bar prior to heading off to see the Christmas lights. For something truly magical, our snow frosted Christmas trees will bring a touch of the northern winter into any home or business. Or if you're looking to grab everyone's attention, there's nothing quite like a fibre optic tree. These trees merge tree foliage with fibre optic strands to create an illuminated and constantly changing light display. They are quick to assemble so that you can have a fully decorated tree in seconds.

Check out the best restaurants in Barangaroo and make a festive night of it. These are Urban List's recommendations for where to get into the festive spirit at the best Christmas lights in Sydney and surrounds. Bust out the Mariah, slap on a Christmas sweater, load up on mince pies and pause your cheesy Christmas movie, because it's time to head out across Sydney/Eora in search of Christmas lights. Our designs are crafted with significant care, by people who know exactly what they’re doing.
Golden Christmas is a tunnel of fairy lights that will enchant the kids and win over any adult Scrooge with its irresistible holiday cheer. Visit the outdoor installation at Darling Square in Haymarket. It’s open every day 8am to 10pm from Tuesday, November 23 to Sunday, January 9. BIG W brings together top and trending gift ideas, to make purchasing the perfect present easy for any budget. Discover room decorations, tinsel, snow globes, stockings, wreaths and outdoor decorations to transform your home into a Christmas wonderland!

Just around the corner from Goodlands Ave in Thornleigh you will find this gem. The entire house is lit up, which so much going on in the front yard for little eyes to enjoy. The best part it, you can wander through the display and get some great up close photos of snowmen and some of the other amazing features. As you walk past the balcony, you can even stop and listen to Santa sharing a story! Join my class to learn this satisfying new skill of decorating ordinary objects. You will have lots of fun with this opportunity of trying something new.
A magical Christmas lights display with over 50,000 LEDs, interactive snow play and loads of colour, this massive display supports Sydney children's hospitals. Jump in the car to experience Australia's largest display of Christmas lights, with over four million lights illuminating eight acres of Christmas magic. Once again, historic shopping hub The QVB is welcoming its Wollemo Pine-inspired Christmas tree, with hand-made First Nations art studding the installation this year. Check out the schedule of entertainment, including history tours and performances by Barayagal Choir, Australian Girls’ Choir, The Honeybees, Bel A Capella and Circular Key Chorus,here. They will look divine on a beautiful natural green tree or sensational white tree.
The Rocks Christmas Tree will be set up in the heart of the Rocks and feature plenty of Instagrammable spots for sharing your images with family and friends. Make your way to one of these trees and snap a selfie or two. There are several special Christmas Markets running across the city beginning in October, and all your favourite regular markets will probably have some Christmas stalls. Get ready for a unique and entertaining journey with the musical Kransky sisters as they roll into town in their trusty Morris from Esk. These quirky sisters are excited to unravel their stories and treat you to their one-of-a-kind renditions of popular songs using an eclectic collection of unusual instruments. This stage version is a must for fans of this classic Christmas film.

For a more modern vibe, a contemporary tree can be utilized both indoors and outdoors. They can be easier to install and have lower maintenance and upkeep. Together we offer bespoke and complete turn key Christmas display solutions for our clients, with exceptional service. “For the last couple of years, we haven’t been able to celebrate Christmas the way we’d like to – but this year Christmas will return to the city with a bang,” Lord Mayor Clover Moore said.
It’s time to dust off your reindeer ears, put on your party shoes and kick off Christmas at our free concert in Rosebery. Gather the family and have a photo with Santa for a $5 donation to our charity partner, The Kids Cancer Project. Giving David Jones window a run perhaps is the Christmas Display Window at Flour Drum This will be the 6th year this Newtown cafe will be decorating and it promises to be bigger and better than ever. The window is just the start with the dining room and garden also decorated.

Discover one of a kind quality local and handcrafted gifts and gourmet foods overlooking Sydney's stunning harbour. Follow Santa Claus as he makes his way through the city to switch on the Martin Place Christmas tree. The Langham Hotel in Millers Point is a famous high tea destination and a beautiful place to stay in Sydney. But you may not know that they also do a really beautiful Christmas display.
Christmas then stop here and ask for Sam he great at matching and finding the right decorations for what you need. This place is just what i needed to make my Business Christmas ready. Christmas Crazy is Australia’s #1 store for Christmas Decorations. We have multiple Christmas Megastores in Sydney that open between October and 31 December each year. Our beautiful Christmas Shop has been operating in Sydney for over 20+ years . We have the biggest range of Christmas Decorations and our friendly Elves are always willing to help.

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Ploug_Ware

Christmas Fairy Lights and Christmas Decorations on Sale

Суббота, 18 Ноября 2023 г. 15:55 (ссылка)

Have you always wanted a beautiful Christmas display in your home but don’t have the time or know where to start. Last festive season Barangaroo was home to three gigantic interactive Christmas bells with inbuilt swings as they lit up Sydney harbour. Every year the iconic QVB displays a huge Christmas tree under it’s central dome area towering over multiple floors. It is the largest indoor Christmas tree in the Southern hemisphere. Christmas movies are essential viewing in December so Laneway Cinemas in The Rocks have stacked their line-up with holiday classics for you to enjoy with cosy seating and free popcorn under the stars.
Wow this Christmas shop is amazing, I have never seen Christmas trees so beautifully decorated... Impressed by the range of stuff they have and would recommend a look around the store. Their prices are really good too compared to everywhere else. Today Coco served Christmas Wall Decorations me and she's such a joy, really helpful and made my shopping trip good fun. Our Chrsitmas stores are filled from floor to ceiling with premium Christmas Decorations, including Baubles, Santas, Christmas Stockings, Reindeers, Angels, Nutcrackers and Santa hats.

Plenty of variety.Easy to navigate ordering.Considering I ordered for Christmas at start of December - great delivery. "You've probably seen a generation of kids growing up, looking at this display," I say to Lauraine. Chairlifts ferrying skiers in alpine-like winds; the snowmelt creating waterfalls.
Create your very own holiday wonderland to delight neighbours, families, and friends. Take for example an old Santa decoration all chilled out with his shades, open shirt and surfboard. The statue itself is quite impressive, measuring in at 630MM long, 450MM wide and 1.455 metres high. He's still the same Santa we know, with his white full beard, red suit, pot belly and cheerful smile. But this time he's kicking it back and enjoying the sand and surf in a way that could only be experienced on the beaches of Australia. After all, Santa's busy the entire year checking out who's been good and bad.
Our selection of Christmas tree decorations, including baubles, flowers, picks, and ribbons, provides endless possibilities for adorning your Xmas wreath. Whether you prefer to stick with tradition, embrace rustic charm, or explore a more contemporary style, we have the perfect decorations to suit all tastes. Christmas ornaments from Hallmark are a delightful and exciting way to add a touch of enchantment to your festive decorations. Whether you are in search of classic Christmas tree ornaments or unique pieces for other seasons, you will discover a wide range of options suitable for all preferences, ages, and budgets.

Snap a selfie amongst the beautiful plants wrapped in a festive red Christmas bow. On Friday AND Saturday nights, end the night with a bang by heading over to Cockle Bay to watch the sky above the harbour light up with spectacular fireworks. Australia’s much loved open-air mini golf sensation,Pixar Puttis back. Step into a world where cheer is the currency and joy the native language. This season, Darling Harbour is teeming with events and activities that put the 'merry' in Merry Christmas. Enjoy a cracker of a Christmas at Darling Harbour with The Harbour Village, pedal boats, Pixar Putt mini golf, weekend fireworks, picture perfect moments, and guaranteed holiday cheer.
The Carols by Candlelight will be held at Playford Park, Padstow. This is a free event featuring entertainment, food stalls and fireworks. They’ll email you the image to share online or print at home.

Christmas decorations with colourful lights and soft music always create a beautiful ambience at Christmas. Children are always delighted with Christmas decorations that are just a little bit different. A Christmas Village Scene with a rotating train or some ice skaters. Whether you’re after something soft and subtle or bold and bright, there is something sure to capture your heart. When you’re planning an event or party, doing everything yourself is a very big job - it gets stressful and time consuming.
And of course, don’t forget the Christmas pudding to top off your festive evenings. The Christmas Shop is a family-run specialty retail store with over 10,000 different festive line items. They are committed to supplying exquisite ornaments, decorations, collectibles and gifts that are not readily available elsewhere in Australia. They continually change and expand their product range, carefully selecting from more than 250 Australian & overseas suppliers. The Rocks’ towering seven-metre-tall Christmas tree is back, complete with extravagant decorations and lighting.
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Their lights usually go on from 7.30 pm to 11 pm until 25 December. This special Christmas location needs plenty of time to explore. Don't miss out on the secret laneways and meander around the streets to buy those extra special Christmas presents. The level of service that our company can provide comes highly recommended by our existing clients, many of whom we have been able to develop long term relationships with.
This amazing home on Goodlands Ave in Thornleigh is well worth visiting. There are so many different lights for you to feast your eyes on from the reindeer hanging out on the ground to the angels flying on the front of the house. Santa features front and centre in his sleigh, which the kids just loved. There are a few other houses lit up in this street and just one street away is Oakleigh Ave, which is a must-see.

Discover one of a kind quality local and handcrafted gifts and gourmet foods overlooking Sydney's stunning harbour. Follow Santa Claus as he makes his way through the city to switch on the Martin Place Christmas tree. The Langham Hotel in Millers Point is a famous high tea destination and a beautiful place to stay in Sydney. But you may not know that they also do a really beautiful Christmas display.
Stop by to admire thousands of sparkling strands of lights coating the house and the front lawn, and park up nearby and tune your radio to 98.4FM to watch the lights move in synchronisation to the music. Keep your eyes peeled for the three Lego men dancing on the side fence, as well as the resident lightbulbs that enjoy a sing-a-long. Christmas in coming to Sydneytown and this year looks like a good one. Nothing says Christmas quite like a gander of extravagant Christmas light displays, and when it comes to Sydney and its twinkly festive additions, we're hard pressed for choice. In 2021, the city lights up – literally – with holiday cheer as a series of Christmas events unfold across the CBD, from carolling choirs to a digital light extravaganza at St Mary’s Cathedral. We have found some amazing online shops where you can find a huge variety of Christmas goods.

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Moody_Ejlersen

Ranking the Funniest Football Moments of all time

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:42 (ссылка)

It might have been silly to think the coaches would collude to tie before the game. Instead, the Raiders, at least, kept playing for the win, and Staley’s defense was helpless to stop Josh Jacobs, whose 10-yard run on a third down got the Raiders into field goal range in the final minute of overtime. It was the least-satisfying game-winning field goal ever, but it was a night we’ll never forget. Some football players can also crack jokes and make people laugh. Some of the funniest footballers on earth are known for their humorous posts on social media or hilarious quotes during press interviews. They are often joyful during training sessions and off the pitch, causing laughter among their teammates.
Two Swallows players were kept in hospital with their injuries, whilst the game was understandably abandoned. Do you remember when you were a kid playing football in the street, and your older brother just wouldn’t give you a chance? He would blast goal after goal past you as you begged for mercy, and that tiny chance to be Gary Lineker. It would usually get so bad that your mother would emerge from the kitchen, to insist that things were evened up a bit.





One of the keys to the house that Reigns built is that it isn’t just about where he is headed; there are many avenues you can explore. At one point, the entire IWC wanted Sami Zayn to turn on the Bloodline and focus on taking Reigns’s throne. Outside of a few dope pro-wrestling stories (we’re talking to you, MJF), there isn’t much better than the Bloodline. We could be having this conversation again at the end of 2023. The sheer impossibility of this shot. It was like Rory McIlroy had just won the Masters, finally, after chasing it for so many years.
The Vols lived every program’s dream. So what was left to prove in Beijing? Though it may have been unfair to ask for more from the best men’s skater in the world, legacies are made at the Olympics. And for as cruel as 2018 was for Chen, 2022 was glorious. He set a new world record in the short program, and then landed five quad jumps in the free skate (one coming at a particularly climactic moment of Elton John’s “Rocket Man”). His skating was as daring as it was emphatic.
I recently caught her watching a YouTube compilation of every home run the Phillies hit last year. She asked me to send her articles on Trea Turner and wants me to provide nightly updates on whether the team is making other moves in free agency. We’ve talked about going down to Florida for spring training or maybe even getting a partial season-ticket plan. Duke and UNC will play each other again thousands of times from now until college basketball ceases to exist, but they’ll never play that game again.

The banged-up, bubble-butted backstop’s historic homer, which was caught by a 17-year-old fan, snapped a 21-year-old playoff drought for the Seattle franchise, the longest in major North American sports. It also inspired great relief and rejoicing, two incredible calls, and countless cake, peach, and dump-truck emoji. Harper’s go-ahead two-run shot in the bottom of the eighth inning against the Padres may as well have been a walk-off—there was no way that the baseball gods would let Philly lose Game 5, or the NLCS, after that. The pennant-winning blast cemented Harper as a legend in Philadelphia, even though the Phillies would go on to lose the World Series against the Astros. That night’s “Bedlam at the Bank” will live on forever, and will set the tone for the team to compete again in 2023.
MJ calls Magic “old dog” and challenges him to a game of one-on-one, turning the Lakers legend into a squealing kid. I can hardly wrap my head around how improbable this season was. I was happy just to see Pujols don the birds on the bat again; I never imagined that he’d inspire the same fear in pitchers or the Funny Moments in Football collective anticipation in fans that he did more than a decade ago. In life and in sports, just because something makes for a great story doesn’t mean that it will happen. But in 2022, Albert Pujols reminded us that it can. The state of Hawaii has almost as much, if not more, love for Alo as Sooners fans do.

That’s because Alo brought just as much national visibility to Hawaii high school sports as she did to collegiate women’s softball. Alo is a sensation, a superstar, a defining player of the sport and of the young, rising generation of future softball fans and stars. Alo ends her career with 122 home runs, 22 more than Pete Incaviglia and 27 more than Lauren Chamberlain, her predecessor as the signature slugger of Oklahoma Sooners softball. Alo’s record-setting home run came in her home state of Hawaii, after she had walked 16 times as pitcher after pitcher refused to give her the record-setting pitch. Did baseball, the American sport most intrinsically tied to nostalgia, lean a little too hard into nostalgia at their nostalgia event?
And the Tar Heels will forever get to cherish sending Duke’s iconic leader-hero-god-king into retirement on the sport’s biggest stage. Because in 2022, at the Olympics and beyond, enjoying sports meant making incessant moral compromises with the ethical quandaries that invaded our courts, rinks, and fields. This was the year that the men’s World Cup delivered its most entertaining product ever, capped by the best final of all time—against the backdrop of corruption and human rights violations. This was the year that Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens fell short in their final inclusion on the writers’ Hall of Fame ballots.
The legendary Brazilian striker played for several clubs, including Barcelona, PSV Eindhoven, Valencia, and Fluminense. Power also hit headlines when he emerged onto the field at Lords during an England test match, and played tennis at Wimbledon- beating Greg Rusedski with great ease. Di Canio was banned by the FA for eleven games, and would never play for Sheffield Wednesday again.

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Ranking the Funniest Football Moments of all time

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:39 (ссылка)

Fans were jumping on flaming tables and ripping jerseys like Hulk Hogan, while players were messing up in the most spectacular of ways. Robbie Savage wins his own slot for being at the centre of so many funny moments throughout his career. The quarterfinal matchup at Virginia was for the right to go to the NIT Final Four at Madison Square Garden. It wasn’t a pretty game, but Jalen Adaway and Dom Welch drilled big shots down the stretch. Jaren Holmes and Kyle Lofton hit some key free throws, and Osun Osunniyi capped things off with a massive block at the buzzer. The Bonnies won and booked their tickets to MSG.
The next month, the Usos defeated RK-Bro to win the Raw Tag Team titles, matching the Tribal Chief in titles held . Sure, Reigns and the Usos continued to take on all comers, but that’s when the Bloodline started to take shape. They did it through perseverance, a methodical offensive attack, and stout second-half defense. They did it on the back of Cousins.





Rather than abandon the game, and in the days before fourth officials and so-forth, the matchday announcer at Highbury simply asked over the tannoy whether there was a qualified referee in the crowd. Stuart Attwell may not be the most popular person in football this season. Not the point that the goal ultimately earned Reading, not the pain he caused the shamelessly-irritating Aidy Boothroyd in the process, but the fact that we could dig up this classic little incident from 1993. He then urged his team to leave the field, unless the goal was chalked off.
But nothing my friends, can beat this for downright farce. Celebrities and football have had an undeniable link since the halcyon days of the late 1960s when George Best opened the floodgates. Who can forget Raquel Welch’s cringeworthy appearance at Stamford Bridge? Or Ian Botham’s less-than-glorious run outs for Scunthorpe?
The Manchester United legend was good at cracking jokes and giving funny quotes that made people laugh. Best was a Northern Irish winger and one of the greatest footballers in history. He passed away on 25 November 2005.

It works as well, but there is always a twist with this kind of story, and so it comes as the terrified pooch proceeds to urinate all over Greavesie’s pristine white England jersey. A truly classic World Cup moment, one that legendary Brazil star Garrincha enjoyed so much, he took him home as a pet . The 1994 World Cup, being held in the USA, was always going to be viewed with suspicion.
The first thing you are taught about shooting is to keep your head over the ball. Ronny Rosenthal could have done with remembering this www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y back in 1992. It is ridiculously funny that a dodgy lasagna was enough to prevent Tottenham qualifying for the Champions League.

He's a motivator, an tactician, a great dancer. Oh, he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down.
The next day, Carlsen dropped out of the tournament entirely. Sportsbrief.com also listed the NFL teams that have never won a ring in the tournament's history. The NFL's final, Super Bowl, is one of the world's most popular and famous sports events. While some teams might have been lucky to have won it, some have yet to be so fortunate. Charlie is an accomplished journalist specialising in football, but with extensive interest across every and all sports, and their intersection with the betting industry.
It was a beautiful representation of just how large Federer has loomed as arguably the greatest to ever play, and also as a worldwide icon. We may not get to watch the Swiss maestro compete competitively again, but his impact on the game will last forever. Many people will remember the 2022 Olympics for the authoritarian setting and the scandal in the women’s skating program, and maybe that’s fair.

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Soto_Randrup

The Funniest Football Moments Ranked

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:36 (ссылка)

Some of the funniest footballers' names include the likes of Peter Crouch, David Luiz, and Benjamin Mendy. They are among the top 15 wittiest football players globally. Their ability to make others laugh even when things are tough is remarkable. To walk out in a big European stadium, on a big European night, side by side with some of the best players in the world. The setting is an FA Trophy match between Lancaster City & Whitley Bay, the scores are level at 4-4, with all eight previous penalty takers having scored emphatically. Note the sympathy from the keeper, who must have had to stick both gloves in his mouth to drown out the laughter.
In his anger, the sandwich-short-of-a-picnic fella threw his medical bag to the floor, cracking open a bottle of chloroform, and knocking himself spark out. FIFA later ordered the game to be replayed at a neutral venue and, typically for the Scots, they were held to a frustrating goalless draw in Monaco’s Stade Louis II stadium a couple of months later. But when the game in question is a World Cup qualifier, questions have to be asked. Scotland were due to play Estonia in Tallinn at 6.45pm on 9 October 1996. But Scots manager Craig Brown was concerned about the quality of Kadriorg Stadium’s floodlights, and FIFA shared those concerns. The game was switched to a 3 o’clock kick off, at 9 o’clock the same morning.





Incredibly, and probably sensibly, the referee relented, and the goal was ruled out. France did go on to add a fourth anyway, and the referee would lose his International status in the aftermath. Apparently he was pretty Sheikh-en. OK, so that was slightly pointless nostalgia there, but it does have a bearing on this incident. Only this one didn’t take place in a Liverpool suburb, but at the 1982 World Cup. Kuwait, trailing 3-1 to Michel Platini’s France, conceded a fourth goal late on to Alain Giresse, but were convinced they had heard a referee’s whistle in the build up, causing several of their players to stop.
But if it was so absurd that it had no merit, why did Niemann have his butt cheeks scanned at the U.S. Niemann even said he’d play naked to prove he wasn’t cheating. For Karl Power, that was exactly what happened on the night of 18 April 2001. Galvanised by this incredible setback, the Americans proceeded to play with style, grace, panache and poise, losing 6-1. Ok, this one is a little over-played, a little obvious, but can you really deny either its outrageousness, or its hilarity?
This clip showcases so much of what football fans hate, and other sports fans cannot understand—blatant diving and outright cheating. To start, a look at one of the world's greatest players completely losing it and throwing all his toys out the pram. This bonkers moment was further burnt into popular memory when Jimmy Bullard spoofed it with a goal celebration the following season. "And Sky Sports must have taken what, about 90 minutes of footage that day, and got it back and most of it was like, you know… "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on. He's their friend as well as their boss.

For the rest of his career—and he’ll probably raise a banner or two at the expense of his former team—but there’s no doubt where his heart is. She kicked off the match with an epic entrance. I looked over at Naya, and she was smiling, yelling, and jumping up and down while high-fiving me, my dad, and any complete strangers within reach.
After winning 23 major titles, the perennial no. 1 had nothing left to prove or give. I’m just glad that we Funny Moments in Football got one last chance to pull for her. Romario amused fans with many hilarious quotes during his career.

An Oxford University study recently proved that is scientifically impossible to watch this video without wincing. In the late 2000s one thing was certain, a meeting between Nemanja Vidic and Fernando Torres was always going to be funny. Jim White has been on a steady and welcome decline into irrelevance ever since. "Oh look at me I can do a scorpion kick and I'm really handsome. Piss off!" . As much as there are The Simpsons quotes for every occasion, there's also a moment in Premier League history to please even the most acquired tastes.
But for sheer hide-behind-the-pillow cringeworthy-ness, there can only be one winner. Freak weather can often hit football hard. December & January often sees mountains of fixtures postponed due to frozen or waterlogged pitches.
The legendary Brazilian striker played for several clubs, including Barcelona, PSV Eindhoven, Valencia, and Fluminense. Power also hit headlines when he emerged onto the field at Lords during an England test match, and played tennis at Wimbledon- beating Greg Rusedski with great ease. Di Canio was banned by the FA for eleven games, and would never play for Sheffield Wednesday again.

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Funny moments from Football World

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:32 (ссылка)

Fans were jumping on flaming tables and ripping jerseys like Hulk Hogan, while players were messing up in the most spectacular of ways. Robbie Savage wins his own slot for being at the centre of so many funny moments throughout his career. The quarterfinal matchup at Virginia was for the right to go to the NIT Final Four at Madison Square Garden. It wasn’t a pretty game, but Jalen Adaway and Dom Welch drilled big shots down the stretch. Jaren Holmes and Kyle Lofton hit some key free throws, and Osun Osunniyi capped things off with a massive block at the buzzer. The Bonnies won and booked their tickets to MSG.
Two Swallows players were kept in hospital with their injuries, whilst the game was understandably abandoned. Do you remember when you were a kid playing football in the street, and your older brother just wouldn’t give you a chance? He would blast goal after goal past you as you begged for mercy, and that tiny chance to be Gary Lineker. It would usually get so bad that your mother would emerge from the kitchen, to insist that things were evened up a bit.





Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola had a chance to turn an exciting punt return into a touchdown against the New York Giants in Week 10. And so, during their Week 11 matchup, Tom Brady and the Pats decided to troll him a little bit by incorporating "Rex Ryan" into their pre-snap cadence. During a Week 4 game between Dallas and New Orleans, a man with a big belly decided to distract (?) then Saints kicker Zack Hocker with his big, beautiful belly.
“The best moments started from the game Saudi Arabia against Argentina,” shared another. “But it was definitely the best World Cup I have ever watched! LAFC and the Philadelphia Union were tied 2-2 going into the extra time.
I recently caught her watching a YouTube compilation of every home run the Phillies hit last year. She asked me to send her articles on Trea Turner and wants me to provide nightly updates on whether the team is making other moves in free agency. We’ve talked about going down to Florida for spring training or maybe even getting a partial season-ticket plan. Duke and UNC will play each other again thousands of times from now until college basketball ceases to exist, but they’ll never play that game again.

Here are the 100 funniest moments in Premier League history, ranked...in some kind of order. Moan about modern football all you want, but the vast array of cameras capturing every moment of our game has made some moments immortal. And one can hardly miss this crazy viral video where a Saudi Arabia fan took his own front door off its hinges to celebrate the winning goal against Argentina in the Group C clash. Another shows a Saudi Arabia fan switching to Poland after their captain Robert Lewandowski scored a goal. And one just cannot miss out on Antonio Rudiger’s hilarious run during their match with Japan.
Wanyama once posted a funny tweet about him enjoying spaghetti. So when Lee drew a soft penalty out of a nothing Hunter challenge in this game, Big Norm was busting for revenge. And he took it in the most cynical of fashions, a sharp punch whilst Lee’s, and the referee’s, back was turned left https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y the Derby striker with a split lip and some seriously damaged pride. Players from both sides- the likes of Kevin Hector, Billy Bremner & Peter Lorimer- waded in, and the referee was left with no option but to send the pair off. Told you there was something special about 1970s football.

The funniest thing about this is the reason for Arsene Wenger's dismissal. All he did was kick a water bottle in the air. A theatrical display of Academy Award quality.
Never one to shirk a challenge, he was picked up by Harry Redknapp at West Ham, where he went on to gain cult status. All’s well that ends well I suppose. But then, the ball is pulled back to Redknapp 25 yards out. But Redknapp’s effort is mistimed, the ball loops harmlessly towards the flamboyant (a.k.a. mental) Colombian keeper Rene Higuita. Higuita produces the now infamous “Scorpion Kick”, jumping forwards, but kicking his legs behind him to fire the ball out of the danger area, to the delight and bemusement of all concerned.
Can't believe yer da kicked a hole through the TV after watching this. Just when your university fund was recovering from the Moyes banner as well. A Twitter user compiled a few hilarious moments from the recently concluded FIFA World Cup 2022 and it is sure to take you on a laughter ride. In October, the now 38-year-old Moroccan Dutchman with the nicknames “Golden Boy” and “Bad Boy” strongly suggested that he would retire after a unanimous-decision loss to fellow combat sports legend Alistair Overeem.

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Ranking the Funniest Football Moments of all time

Пятница, 13 Октября 2023 г. 16:32 (ссылка)

Sixteen teams finished below .500, and three teams in both the AFC South and NFC East finished at .500 or worse. "Football's Funniest Moments" - A highly entertaining little Sky Sports special on the Premier League's 20 most hilarious moments. The fact Brass' gaffe is caused by him hitting his head, almost knocking him over, really adds to the humour and elevates this clip over other purely unlucky own goals.
In his anger, the sandwich-short-of-a-picnic fella threw his medical bag to the floor, cracking open a bottle of chloroform, and knocking himself spark out. FIFA later ordered the game to be replayed at a neutral venue and, typically for the Scots, they were held to a frustrating goalless draw in Monaco’s Stade Louis II stadium a couple of months later. But when the game in question is a World Cup qualifier, questions have to be asked. Scotland were due to play Estonia in Tallinn at 6.45pm on 9 October 1996. But Scots manager Craig Brown was concerned about the quality of Kadriorg Stadium’s floodlights, and FIFA shared those concerns. The game was switched to a 3 o’clock kick off, at 9 o’clock the same morning.





Lancaster lost by the way, and it was Devine’s fault. But this particular dog/football story has a more comedic element to it. It takes place in the 1962 during the World Cup in Chile, as Jimmy Greaves’ England take on the holders Brazil. On rushes a small black dog, chasing after the ball with more energy than some of the England players could muster. Several players try to apprehend the dog, but none are as clever about it as Greaves, who gets down on all fours to beckon the dog towards him.
As impossible as that sounds, the answer is probably yes. We really shouldn’t get in the habit of reanimating dead people for our amusement. And to those 8,000 people in Iowa that night, Harry Caray sounded even better than Tupac’s ghost at Coachella. His career-high 52 points and his 73.3 percent shooting from the field are, somehow, afterthoughts. What matters more is the indelible stamp Morant put on the most jaw-dropping night of his life—one of the most entertaining individual performances any NBA player has ever had. This all started when Carlsen lost to Niemann at the Sinquefield Cup in September.
This clip showcases so much of what football fans hate, and other sports fans cannot understand—blatant diving and outright cheating. To start, a look at one of the world's greatest players completely losing it and throwing all his toys out the pram. This bonkers moment was further burnt into popular memory when Jimmy Bullard spoofed it with a goal celebration the following season. "And Sky Sports must have taken what, about 90 minutes of footage that day, and got it back and most of it was like, you know… "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on. He's their friend as well as their boss.

It takes a special sort of person to instigate a riot at a football match and Emmanuel Adebayor is exactly that. During this perilously short cameo - in his final career appearance against United - Steven Gerrard's only involvements were clattering into one of football's nice guys, Juan Mata, and stamping on Ander Herrera. Delia Smith traded her mild-mannered sensibilities to deliver a rousing half time pep talk to the Norwich City players. Most players can only dream of having the power that Rory Delap enjoyed during Stoke City's' reigns of terror in the late 2000s. At the time though, pulling out a tragically over the top celebration for a 2-2 draw against lowly West Brom provided rival fans with plenty of ammunition. The Scot claimed Robin van Persie was lucky to avoid death when Ashley Williams...checks notes...kicked a ball at his head.
After winning 23 major titles, the perennial no. 1 had nothing left to prove or give. I’m just glad that we https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ne85PrB2c-Y got one last chance to pull for her. Romario amused fans with many hilarious quotes during his career.

The funniest thing about this is the reason for Arsene Wenger's dismissal. All he did was kick a water bottle in the air. A theatrical display of Academy Award quality.
The next day, Carlsen dropped out of the tournament entirely. Sportsbrief.com also listed the NFL teams that have never won a ring in the tournament's history. The NFL's final, Super Bowl, is one of the world's most popular and famous sports events. While some teams might have been lucky to have won it, some have yet to be so fortunate. Charlie is an accomplished journalist specialising in football, but with extensive interest across every and all sports, and their intersection with the betting industry.
TCU quarterback Max Duggan had a historic season full of impressive athletic feats, record-breaking achievements, and unbelievable second-half comebacks . Still, the most awe-inspiring moment from Duggan actually came in a loss against no. 10 Kansas State during the Big 12 championship game. Down eight points with just under five minutes remaining, the senior QB mounted an unforgettable drive and sent the title game into overtime. The NLDS against the Braves was tied at one game apiece when it moved to Philly, and I lucked into getting some tickets for her, my dad, and me.

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