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"Howard why did you punch your little friend in the nose?" Howard's mom said waving a fork in his face. A piece of brisket hung to the fork and Howard growled at her. It had been a week since the punching incident.

"He's Mickey's boyfriend, ma," said Howard sighing, wondering why he was being scolded for something that was a week old. "And they had sex, Mickey admitted to that. I had to punch him."

"Did you apologize?" asked Howard's mom. "You know how hard it was for Mickey to probably even date another man.. You know how her life with your father was!"

"Why do I have to apologize!?" cried Howard. "He could have forced sex on Mickey! I was being a good brother!"

"Did you ever stop to think that Mickey wants him?" asked his mother. "You have to think of it from her point of view, Howard. If she wants any sort of relationship with Leonard, G-d knows why, she can't tell the difference between physics and Biology, you should let her."

"But Leonard is my friend ma," said Howard. "It's gonna be weird."

"It's gonna be even weirder if you avoid them," said Howard's mother. She pointed to the phone. "Call Leonard and apologize."

Howard rolled his eyes and nodded his head. He walked towards the phone and dialed it. "Hey, Leonard?" said Howard. "I wanted to say that I was sorry about punching you in the nose. And I give you full permission to date my sister. Huh? Hey! I'm her brother! So? We don't have a father! So that means I get to pick the man she'll marry! Why? Because of her track record. What? Doesn't she tell you anything? She was cut, threatend, abused, and almost sent to jail!"

Howard's mother sighed. "Howard!" she snapped.

"Okay, okay, Leonard, I'm sorry about punching you and I'm fine with the fact you're having intercourse with my younger sister," said Howard. "And with a lot of men out there, you'd be a good man for her to marry."

"I said to apologize, not give your sister away to be married," said Howard's mother.

"Mickey? Hey. Huh? Yes I did say Leonard is a good man to marry. Yes, I did...oh...no! I didn't mean! You don't have your brother's approval to marry Leonard! Mickey! Mickey!" cried Howard before slamming the phone down. He turned around to his mother. "Don't be surprised if there's a wedding in the works."

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"Thank you for getting him off the phone," said Leonard who stood near the sofa. He stretched as he looked over at Mickey. "So what did you need to tell me?"

"I shall leave you two alone," said Sheldon getting up from his desk. "I don't really want to be here as you two talk of coitus."

"No, it's not coitus," said Mickey. "I need help with a video game."

Leonard smiled. "What video game do you need help with, babe?" asked Leonard who was about as happy as a puppy getting his belly scratched.

Mickey went into her purse and began to rummage through the contents. She pulled out a saw and laid in on the table. Followed by an ice pick. Sheldon and Leonard looked at each other. "Um...why do you carry around a saw?" asked Leonard.

"Oh, I went shopping today," said Mickey not looking up at Leonard. She pulled a video game from her purse. "Here it is! Okage!"

Leonard grabbed the video game box and looked at the back. He smiled and looked at Mickey. "Ah, a classic RPG game," he laughed. "What do you need help with?"

"I can't get passed the Escapeless Abyss," purred Mickey who scratched Leonard under his chin, Sheldon stood there in horror. "I was hoping my nerd in shining chain mail could help me."

Leonard giggled his awkward laugh and fidgeted with the box. "Well, I can try," he said. "What is this Escapeless Abyss anyway?"

"Urns and switches and an Evil King," purred Mickey. She hugged Leonard's arm. "It's a maze. Paper mazes are easy, video game mazes aren't."

"An Evil King?" asked Sheldon.

"The Chairmen Evil King," said Mickey. "I can beat him, but it's getting to him that I can't do."

"I'm sure I can get you to the boss," said Leonard who placed the disk in the Play Station 2. He smiled a smug smile.

"Leonard," hissed Sheldon who stood near the door. "It's Halo night, not help some n00b get through some level in a second rate game like Okage."

"Second rate?" gasped Mickey. "This game is not second rate! This is a great game, filled with great art and colorful characters."

"But unlike Halo, I have not heard of Okage 2 or Okage 3," said Sheldon.

"But unlike Halo, Okage is not seen as a cash cow they can make millions off of," smiled Mickey. "And while cash cows are good, Okage leaves players wanting more."

Sheldon narrowed his eyes at Mickey. "You don't like Halo because of your brother," he sneered at the young woman.

"I used to kick his ass at Halo when we were growing up," said Mickey. "I used to make him cry with Halo victories and DOOM victories."

"If you're so good at Halo and DOOM, why can't you get past this maze in Okage?" asked Sheldon crossing his arms.

"Because Howard sucks at video games," said Mickey.

Leonard crossed his arms and had a smile that said 'you are so in the wrong'. "She does have a point."