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, 08 2006 . 18:46 +
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How much would it cost for me to hire you and your people to kill a dark wizard but let me take the credit?
-Harry Potter

Amelia: Harry Potter-san that's not very Just! We aren't mercenaries after all. Why would you want to take the credit for something someone else did?
Lina: ::taps her chin.::: Ooh, hm. Let's see.... for assination.. and YOU taking credit..... eighty hundred thousand gold pieces. Along with tax. If you want to compromise, talk to my lawyer. I have a hair appointment later on anyway.
Amelia: ::facefaults:: Lina-san!
Lina: If I put it at a reasonable price I would have directly agreed to do it, Amelia. z.z;
Amelia: I was talking about the fact that you even set a price at all...
Lina: Hey a girl can dream!
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, 08 2006 . 18:43 +
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Question for: Zelgadis

Dear Mr. Zelgadis: We wanted to confirm the address where we should send the book "Kamasutra": Kingdom of Saillune. Palacio Ala west. Princess Ameria. Is it correct?
-Postal office of Lyzeylle

Xelloss: Oh, my! Zelgadis-san!
Zelgadis: ::turns red:: I NEVER ORDERED THAT!
Lina: ....
Amelia: ::blinks:: You're sending me a book, Zelgadis-san?
Lina: ::nudges Gourry with her elbow::
Zelgadis: NO! I'M NOT! Especially not that one!
Gourry: Wha?
Amelia: What's that book about?
Zelgadis: Nothing, nothing! Return to sender.
Lina: I think Zel hit puberty.
Zelgadis: Don't send it to h- EH?!
Amelia: ::just doesn't get it::
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, 08 2006 . 18:31 +
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how much would you pay if i hired you to destroy the U.S??"
-Anonymous Osama Bin Laden

Amelia: You want us to pay you for us destroying the U.S?
Zelgadis: Shouldn't we track where this letter came from?
Lina: ... Osama Bin Laden..
Lina: There's probably a reward out for his capture!
Lina: TRACK THAT LETTER, TRACK IT!
Xelloss: A big reward.
Zelgadis: Right, right.
Amelia: Anou... how?
Lina: Leave that up to Muffles.
Zelgadis: And me.
Lina: Gourry, get my cloak and shoulderpads!
Lina: ::rubs her hands together::
Zelgadis: It's not going to be tracked that quickly, Lina.
Lina: YOU'RE GANNA HAVE TO TRACK THAT QUICKLY, THEN!
Muffles: How do you expect -ME- to be able to track it?!
Muffles: It's probably fake anyway!
Gourry: ..Uh?
Lina: And if it isn't?! THAT MONEY'S MINE!
Muffles: Osama Bin Ladin doesn't watch Slayers!
Lina: How do YOU know?!
Zelgadis: ...Not to mention I doubt he has internet access right now.
Muffles: AND
Lina: .... Well.
Muffles: He's in jail!
Lina: If it isn't him..
Lina: No.
Zelgadis: ...
Zelgadis: Oh he is?
Lina: That's Sadam Hussein.
>Zelgadis: Oh.
Xelloss: The females in Slayers are smart, powerfull, and don't wear burquas.
Muffles: Oh yea.
Muffles: I need to watch the news more..
Xelloss: That alone should really tick him off
Zelgadis: ...
Lina: And if it ISN'T him..
Lina: I can always dress him up as him..
Lina: And get the money anyway.
Lina: ::cackles::
Zelgadis: Lina.
Xelloss: Not to mention I'm sure we're all infidels who he'd like to kill.
Zelgadis: They can check fingerprints.
Muffles: Anyway, next!
Lina: Hey, I'll get the money before that!
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