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Question for: Zelgadis

Dear Mr. Zelgadis: We wanted to confirm the address where we should send the book "Kamasutra": Kingdom of Saillune. Palacio Ala west. Princess Ameria. Is it correct?
-Postal office of Lyzeylle

Xelloss: Oh, my! Zelgadis-san!
Zelgadis: ::turns red:: I NEVER ORDERED THAT!
Lina: ....
Amelia: ::blinks:: You're sending me a book, Zelgadis-san?
Lina: ::nudges Gourry with her elbow::
Zelgadis: NO! I'M NOT! Especially not that one!
Gourry: Wha?
Amelia: What's that book about?
Zelgadis: Nothing, nothing! Return to sender.
Lina: I think Zel hit puberty.
Zelgadis: Don't send it to h- EH?!
Amelia: ::just doesn't get it::