If sleeping with our children is what evolution intended, then evolution is intent on wiping out our species.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/09/co-sleeping/

A perfect re-eanctment of that one scene from E.T. despite the fact that she hasn't even seen it yet.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/09/buried-alive/

Because of my eyes, because of Marlo's eyes, because of the ocean, because of the sky.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/08/winter-blues/

Luckily neither I nor this neighbor take to walking around in the nude.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/08/west-facing/

Conveniently this scarf also acts as a handy modesty patch.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/07/my-dapper-dude/

Next, I'm buying some Pop Rocks and soda and we are going to party.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/07/modern-folklore/

This year I resolve to have Chuck model much more of my daily wardrobe. He's going to love all my sports bras.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/06/zonal-sandwich-mesh/

Having made it home just before no one was going to ever make it home and they are still not home.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/06/where-the-antelope-roam/

http://dooce.com/2014/01/05/january-2014/

Before I broke the news that I was leaving on yet another jet plane.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/03/pre-flight-excitement/

The first photo of the new year, not a bad way to begin things even though it was balls to the wall FREEZING.

http://dooce.com/2014/01/02/crane-beach/

If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she'd totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/30/lets-go/

No animal was injured in the unwrapping of this Christmas morning.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/30/shrapnel/

Santa is obviously a huge fan of Pinterest, you guys. What a sheep.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/30/and-lo-it-was-good/

The year I took more smiling self-portraits than any other, so something either has to be working or terribly broken.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/23/2013-in-words-and-photos/

Despite all appearances, we are not hunkered down here with guns and cannons and flaming menorahs.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/23/seasons-greetings/

And early Christmas present of friends from my childhood.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/23/carolyn-and-lem/

This week's link roundup featuring a ton of year-end nostalgia.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/20/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-67/

The evil of motion pictures and why I should have raised them on an isolated farm where they have to churn their own butter.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/20/foreign-language/

Well, not so much of a whomp as a plop, but it's looking like a white Christmas.

http://dooce.com/2013/12/20/the-annual-december-whomping/