This will be the first time I've seen Beck live and I imagine I will want to fold him up and take him home in my pocket.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/16/new-tunes-coachella/

In a previous life Marlo was a fish. Or a golden retriever. Or Jacques Cousteau.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/16/two-puppies-in-the-yard/

In preparation for the portraits where she is seen repeating over and again, "MARLO. MARLO. MARLO!!"

http://dooce.com/2014/04/16/our-hair-done-got-did/

Any major theme park is going to have a hard time impressing Marlo after the the party we threw when the lights went out.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/15/friday-night-lights/

The dogs fur coats are so confused: to shed or not to shed?

http://dooce.com/2014/04/14/delicious-morning-sunshine/

Deceptively beautiful Kryptonite hanging from a tree. I can no longer lift cars or stop moving trains or seduce Lois Lane.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/14/the-spring-of-our-discontent/

This week's link roundup.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/11/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-78/

A zoology lesson with the preschooler while the fourth-grader was at piano lessons.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/11/kindergarten-shes-all-yours/

The rare occasion when I would recommend you ruin your life with a Miniature Australian Shepherd.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/10/today-i-like-her-better/

Seasonal allergies are getting the full blame for this, and when they send me hate mail I will publish it.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/10/continuing-status/

Today on our corporate campus we moved the lunch service to the back patio. For morale!

http://dooce.com/2014/04/09/because-its-79-degrees-outside/

The only kind of cat that I am not allergic to.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/09/a-kitty-and-her-puppy/

I apologize that this is the second time today that I am going to get a Disney song stuck in your head.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/08/alotta-frittata/

I apologize if the images alone get any part of that movie stuck in your head for two straight days. Worry not, you are not alone.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/08/mommyblog-frozen-had-to-be-addressed/

I'm going to memorize every song in that movie so that I can rotate through them all at drop off.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/07/just-singing/

He is risen and so we celebrate with seasonal chocolate.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/07/burst-bars-death-asunder/

What this needs is a pair of lacy fingerless gloves. And a quick game of Pac-Man.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/07/every-color/

This week's link roundup.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/04/stuff-i-found-while-looking-around-77/

As the tension was building, so was the glaring difference in their demeanor.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/04/behind-the-scenes-3/

If "Little House on the Prairie" was about superheroes, this would be the prototype.

http://dooce.com/2014/04/04/before-she-flew-off-into-living-room/