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Love, hate... look, we're a family, what's the difference?

Christina Applegate- Araldo Crollanza PhotoShoot

Четверг, 24 Апреля 2008 г. 00:12 + в цитатник
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Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy

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Bundy script

Воскресенье, 30 Марта 2008 г. 17:32 + в цитатник
Рубрики:  Bundy

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Question in Yahoo about Peg

Четверг, 20 Марта 2008 г. 00:04 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора

So, a funny question was asked by Nofear_intrepid40:
Did society learn anything at all from Peggy Bundy?
And the answers were:

  • Tight pants and high heels= Hot.
    What was Al thinking? always trying to turn her down when she wanted to get it on? I'd have been all over that.
  • Don't ever go to Wanker County.
  • bon bon
  • YES YOU CAN SIT ON YOUR BUTT AND EAT BON BONS AND NOT GAIN A POUND
  • yes, not to ever marry a shoe salesman with no ambition..

And what d'you think about this, guys?

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Рубрики:  Bundy
Principles, quotes & lines

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Married with children

Воскресенье, 09 Марта 2008 г. 19:36 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора The television series Married…with Children started in late 1987 and had a schedule for thirteen shows. It came about from the minds of two directors named Amanda Bearse and Gerry Cohen. Their goal was to bring up a comedy series different than others in the recent past. The series was taped in Sony Studios and had brought up many controversial issues. For example, the third season of the show is the time when the show got increase fame. A woman by the name of Terry Rakolta, who lived in Michigan, had wrote to the studio that the show was out of line for public television and that it should indefinitely be taken off the air. As anyone can guess, this was the turning point of a slow improving show. The show drew attention from many aspects of life. Critics wrote in newspapers and the public spoke outloud. Finally, this was, with out question, the best thing that could have happened to the show. The ratings increased considerably and a comedy sitcom was born. Before all this happened, the two directors had auditions where they selected the following characters: Ed O’Neill as Al Bundy, Katey Sagal as Peggy Bundy, Amanda Bearse as Marcy Darcy, David Garrison as Steve Rhodes, Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy, David Fastino as Bud Bundy, and Ted McGinley as Jefferson Darcy. There were a few other characters that were also involved that made the show more productive. The location of the setting is located at the Sony Studios. Its described as a normal looking house. For example on the set there is a couch in front of a television and a kitchen where not too much cooking goes on. The house is located on 9764 Jeopardy Lane and is where most of the show takes place. There are still other places where the show takes place. For example there is the shoestore where Al works and the garage where the NO’MAAM meetings take place. Also Al and Peg’s room is also featured to show how much the two are not intimate with eachother. In all sitcoms there is a basic unifying situation. This is a common theme that can be expected to be said or done. This can be seen on this show as follows: The Bundy’s are a stereotypical American family. Al Bundy is a shoe salesman who continually works on reliving his high school football fame and fortune. Peggy, a ditsy red head brings fear into Al’s eyes whenever she feels intimate with him or just when she spends all his money at the mall or at the salon. The daughter Kelly is a beautiful blonde who you can always count on bringing a guy home or going to a party. The son Bud is just a plain old loser. He has so much self-confidence but little evidence to prove it. He’s always looking to score but always finds a way to fail. As you go into more depth about these characters there is a clear mark that each has a specific description and play on important role in the sitcom. Ed O’Neill stars as the working class hero Al Bundy. He is around 50 years old, he is going bald, he has a beer belly, and is a full-time shoe salesman. He uses much of his time trying to evade his wife, Peg, and trying to relive his high school football fame when he scored four touchdowns in one game. Al also plays a leader on the show when he co-founds a guy organization named “NO MA’AM” which is a group of pathetic men that are against women’s secrecy and power and for all men’s rights and superiority. Katey Sagal plays Peggy Bundy on the show. She looks like she is in her late thirties, has red hair and is slim. She doesn’t work but uses Al’s money to go to the mall and buy clothes. She plays a very ditsy wife that always seems to be getting on Al’s last nerve. Christina Applegate plays Kelly Bundy on the show. She is a blond stereotype. Also, an outgoing, good-looking teenager that tends to be seen with many guys. Kelly is the daughter of Al and Peggy and tends to be the party animal on the show. David Faustino plays Bud Bundy on the show. He is the son of Al and Peggy Bundy and the brother of Kelly Bundy. He is what you say the “loser” on the show. He constantly looking to get with girls but is totally out of the picture. Everytime it seems like he’s getting close to “score” he does something to ruin his chances. Amanda Bearse plays Marcy Darcy on the show. She is married to Jefferson Darcy. They are neighbors to the Bundy's. Marcy is a very petite but a strict wife. She seems to have control of her husband and always gets into verbal disputes with Al and Jefferson. She is also the leader of a girl group, where they want girl power. Ted McGinely plays Jefferson Darcy on the show. He is the husband of Marcy and good friends with Al Bundy. He always goes behind his wife’s back to hang out with the guys and just has no self-power. He is constantly being bossed around by Marcy, but yet plays a fun part on the show. The first show that I reviewed was recorded at 11:00pm on UPN 9. The title of the show was “Al Loses His Cherry.” It started out as usual when Al and Peggy got into and argument. Instead of sticking around and fighting, Al decides to leave and wants to be single. He spends his day and night at his friend, Luke’s bachelor pad, where he can be totally free to do what ever he wants. He started out having fun, but the turning point was when he realized he wasn’t as young as he used to be and he couldn’t pick up girls anymore. This made him miss his wife Peg. It ends up, as usual, that he sits on his couch with his hand in his pants watching television. One real funny part was when Peggy want to get “a little close” with Al, but he said, as usual, he would rather die than go to bed with her. The second show that I reviewed was recorded at 11:30pm on UPN 9. The title was “Peggy Sue Got Work.” The problem started out when Peggy really needed a VCR but Al would not give her the money to go get one. Peggy took it upon herself to go out and get a job in a department store. The Bundy house got real boring and there was just no “Peg.” Al and the kids wanted her back home, so she got the money for the VCR and quit her job. The funny part of the show was watching Peggy got to work when she never even does anything around the house. That made the show worth watching . The third, and final, show I reviewed was aired at 12:00am on FX channel 58. The title of the show was “Assault and Batteries.” The problem started when Al just want to exchange batteries that he had just purchased. This show was special because it was available to be watched in 3D. I, myself, was not able to enjoy this special attraction. As for the rest of the show, while in the store the computer shuts down and Al gets stuck in the store not being able to return the batteries. The turning point came when Al is fooling around with the computer and fortunately hits the right button and able to return the batteries and go home to celebrate Buck’s (the Bundy dog) birthday. The funny parts of the show had come when you were able to see the physical expressions Al displayed on trying to return the batteries and get out of the store. What can be said about Married…with Children, which premiered on the upstart FOX network in 1987. As with any new show the cast and crew and their doubts about the show. Married…with Children ran a total of 258 episodes, making it one of the 10 longest running shows in USA television history. Married…with Children was then canceled under dubious circumstances in 1997 after 11 seasons. Over the span of the 258 episodes the show ran there was never a dull moment. The situation of the Bundy’s left endless possibilities for story lines, and the writers used the opportunities well. At it’s peak Married…with Children had over 15 million loyal fans in the USA, and an uncounted amounted overseas. There was a published article in TV guide where writer Ron Leavitt informed them that in 1987, when him and his partner Michael G. Moye met with Fox executives to discuss the test audiences reaction to their newest and crudest creation, Married…with Children, the executives weren’t pleased. Leavitt said that one thing the executives said was, “ make these people obviously love each other. Show that they care more about their children.” Leavitt the replied by saying, “You know, you’re the reason why television sucks.” After that the show went on to be a hit anyway. There was also a published article in the Los Angeles Times, which stated about the end of the shows 11-year run. The article states that the reason they canceled the series was because ratings dropped relative to the increased production costs. With Al Bundy receiving over five hundred thousand dollars a show and the rest of the casts salaries going sky high, Fox couldn’t afford the fees.

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An old pics taken in Tulsa in 1987

Пятница, 29 Февраля 2008 г. 10:31 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора Peg and Al Bundy visit the Rose Bowl


The Rose Bowl on 11th Street

The Rose Bowl at 7419 E 11th St (aka Route 66) in Tulsa.

 

Peg & Al Bundy

From the webmaster's photos taken at the Rose Bowl...

Al Bundy

Katey Sagal and Ed O'Neill appeared at the Rose Bowl in 1987 to promote their then-new show on Fox, "Married... with Children". KOKI Channel 23 had just arrived in Tulsa as a Fox affiliate. Peg Bundy Trivia: Katey's father, Boris, directed "The Omega Man", Elvis' "Girl Happy", "Hauser's Memory", "Night Gallery", "T.H.E. Cat", "Adventures in Paradise", "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.", "Twilight Zone"...(links all within this site)




(via email 7/30/2002) Mark Hyatt was there, too:

The pics I'm sending you of Al & Peg Bundy, I took with a camera that belonged to the owner (retired) of Rose Bowl.

I was employed at Rose Bowl during 1987 (as a mechanic) so I've seen it all in person. I lived across the street from the Rose Bowl at that time.

Courtesy of Mark Hyatt

Courtesy of Mark Hyatt
taken from http://tulsatvmemories.com/
Рубрики:  Ed O'Neill/Al Bundy
Katey Sagal/Peggy Bundy
Public Events

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Family photos

Воскресенье, 24 Февраля 2008 г. 16:24 + в цитатник
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Ed O'Neill/Al Bundy
Katey Sagal/Peggy Bundy
Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy
David Faustino/Bud Bundy
Amanda Bearse/Marcy D'Arcy
David Garrison/Steve Rhoades

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Caricature

Среда, 20 Февраля 2008 г. 00:33 + в цитатник
Рубрики:  Bundy
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Ed O'Neill/Al Bundy
Katey Sagal/Peggy Bundy

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Episode Titles. (Hope it will be useful)

Воскресенье, 17 Февраля 2008 г. 01:57 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора U.S. air date order


Season 1 (1987)

0101 - PILOT - The common title for a first episode of a series
0102 - THINERGY - Expressions thin and energy
0103 - SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET? - Line "You move 16 tons and what do you get" from the song "Sixteen Tons" by Tennesee Ernie Ford
0104 - BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY - 2nd line in the US #1 song "I Shot the Sheriff"
0105 - HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY? - Slogan by Ford
0106 - WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY? - Movie "Whose Life Is It Anyway" with Richard Dreyfuss, originally a play
0107 - AL LOSES HIS CHERRY - Phrase "lose one's cherry" (i.e. to lose one's virginity)
0108 - PEGGY SUE GOT WORK - Song "Peggy Sue Got Married" by Buddy Holly, movie "Peggy Sue Got Married" 1986 with Kathleen Turner
0109 - MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN - MWC self-referential
0110 - THE POKER GAME
0111 - WHERE'S THE BOSS? - Sitcom "Who's the Boss"
0112 - NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET - Movie "Nightmare on Elm Street"
0113 - JOHNNY B. GONE - Song "Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry

Season 2 (1987-88)

0201 - BUCK CAN DO IT - Adapted from a line in the song "Let's Fall in Love"
0202 - POPPY'S BY THE TREE, PART I - Common Florida beachfront resorts addition "by the Sea"
0203 - POPPY'S BY THE TREE, PART II
0204 - IF I WERE A RICH MAN - Song from "The Fiddler on the Roof"
0205 - FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS - Part of a poem line by John Donne / novel by Ernest Hemingway / movie
0206 - GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, PART I - Song by Cyndi Lauper
0207 - GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, PART II
0208 - BORN TO WALK - Song "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
0209 - ALLEY OF THE DOLLS - Movie "Valley of the Dolls" by Russ Meyer
0210 - THE RAZOR'S EDGE - Play, movie with Theresa Russell
0211 - HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE - Slogan "How Do You Spell Relief?" by Rolaids
0212 - EARTH ANGEL - Song, originally by "The Penguins"
0213 - YOU BETTER WATCH OUT - Song lines "You better watch out (...) Santa Claus is coming to town"
0214 - GUYS AND DOLLS - Play
0215 - BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP - Inventor's saying "Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door"
0216 - MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES - Slogan by Mastercard
0217 - PEGGY LOVES AL, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH - Song "She Loves You" by The Beatles
0218 - THE GREAT ESCAPE - Movie with Steve McQueen
0219 - IMPO-DENT - Impotent (show content), an evil little man (imp) likes to damage (dent) cars (show content)
0220 - JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN - Saying "Just Married" / MWC self-referential
0221 - FATHER LODE - Expression "Mother Lode", movie "Mother Lode" with Kim Basinger
0222 - ALL IN THE FAMILY - TV series

Season 3 (1988-89)

0301 - A PERIOD PIECE - Fiction (movie, play, book) set at a specific time in history
0302 - HE THOUGHT HE COULD - Children's book "The Little Engine That Could" by Watty Piper
0303 - I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND - Song "I'm Going to Graceland" by Paul Simon
0304 - POKE HIGH - The High School of the Bundys is called "Polk High"
0305 - A DUMP OF MY OWN - Movie "A Home of Your Own", NOT the movie "A League of Their Own"
0306 - HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER - Song "My Cup Runneth Over" from the musical "I Do! I Do!", originally from the 23rd Psalm
0307 - THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL - Show "The Bold and the Beautiful"
0308 - I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT - Common phrase
0309 - THE GYPSY CRIED - Song
0310 - REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER - Movie "Requiem for A Heavyweight"
0311 - EATIN' OUT - Eating in a restaurant (show content)
0312 - MY MOM, THE MOM - One of many "my/the" titles
0313 - CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME - Song by Jerome Kern
0314 - A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY
0315 - THE HARDER THEY FALL - Movie with Humphrey Bogart
0316 - THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST - Song "The House that Jack Built" by Aretha Franklin
0317 - MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (PART 1) - MWC self-referential
0318 - MARRIED... WITH QUEEN: THE SEQUEL
0319 - THE COMPUTER SHOW
0320 - THE DATELESS AMIGO - Movie "The Three Amigos" with Steve Martin
0321 - LIFE'S A BEACH - Saying "Life Is A Bitch"
0322 - HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID - Line from the movie "Casablanca" with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman

Season 4 (1989-90)

0401 - HOT OFF THE GRILL - Expression about grilled food
0402 - DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS - Movie "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" with Steve Martin
0403 - BUCK SAVES THE DAY
0404 - TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES - Saying/50's TV game show "Truth or Consequences"
0405 - HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE - Song "He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother"
0406 - FAIR EXCHANGE - Movie/60's TV series
0407 - DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER - Movie "Desperately Seeking Susan" with Madonna
0408 - 976-SHOE - Movie "976-EVIL", a possible US phone number, the Bundy house number 9764
0409 - OH WHAT A FEELING - Slogan by Toyota / Song "What A Feeling" from the movie Flashdance
0410 - AT THE ZOO - Marx Brothers movie "At the Circus"
0411 - WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? - Song by Creedence Clearwater Revival
0412 - IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (PART 1) - Movie "It's A Wonderful Life" with James Stewart
0413 - IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (PART 2)
0414 - ROCK AND ROLL GIRL - Song by John Fogerty / movie "Rock 'n' Roll Mom"
0415 - A TAXING PROBLEM - Japanese movie
0416 - YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM (PART 1) - Song "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em" by Kenny Rogers
0417 - YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (PART 2)
0418 - WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND - Saying
0419 - RAINGIRL - Movie "Rain Man" with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise
0420 - PEGGY TURNS 300 - Common phrase about somebody's age
0421 - PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB - Children's rhyme "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
0422 - THE AGONY OF DeFEET - Phrase / Slogan "The Agony of Defeat" by "ABC Worldwide Sports"
0423 - YARD SALE - Selling junk in the backyard (show content)

Season 5 (1990-91)

0501 - AL... WITH KELLY - MWC self-referential
0502 - WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN - Song "I'll Follow the Sun" by The Beatles, summer vacation phrase
0503 - SUE CASA, HIS CASA - Spanish saying "Mi casa, su casa" (My home is your home)
0504 - THE UNNATURAL - Movie "The Natural" with Robert Redford and Glenn Close
0505 - DANCE SHOW
0506 - KELLY BOUNCES BACK
0507 - MARRIED WITH ALIENS - MWC self-referential
0508 - WABBIT SEASON - Elmer Fudd says "wabbit" instead of "rabbit" in the Bugs Bunny cartoons
0509 - DO YA THINK I'M SEXY - Song sung by Rod Stewart and Tiny Tim
0510 - ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO - Movie / phrase / football expression
0511 - AND BABY MAKES MONEY - Children's rhyme / movie "And Baby Makes Six" / phrase "And Baby Makes Three"
0512 - MARRIED... WITH WHO? - MWC self-referential
0513 - LOOK WHO'S BARKING - Movie "Look Who's Talking" with Kirstie Alley and John Travolta
0514 - THE GODFATHER - Movie trilogy by Francis Ford Coppola with Marlon Brando
0515 - A MAN'S CASTLE - Saying and old legal principle "A man's home is his castle"
0516 - ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE - Similar to a fictional TV show on MWC (Bud watches it in ep. 510 on "Nick at Night")
0517 - WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS - Movie "Lovers and Other Strangers"
0518 - OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS - Saying "Oldies but Goodies"
0519 - YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (PART 1) - Phrase, song by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles, remake by The Captain and Tenille
0520 - YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (PART 2)
0521 - KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? - Phrase
0522 - ROUTE 666 (PART 1) - Highway / TV series "Route 66", 666 is the devil's number
0523 - ROUTE 666 (PART 2)
0524 - BUCK THE STUD - Movie "The Stud" with Joan Collins
0525 - TOP OF THE HEAP - Movie "Top of the Hill", line from the song "New York New York" by Frank Sinatra

Season 6 (1991-92)

0601 - SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (PART 1) - Movie "She's Having A Baby" / US #1 song "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka
0602 - SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (PART 2)
0603 - IF AL HAD A HAMMER - Song "If I Had a Hammer" by Peter, Paul and Mary
0604 - CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD - Phrase "blood, sweat and tears"
0605 - LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES - Song "Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places"
0606 - BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE
0607 - IF I COULD SEE ME NOW - Song "If They Could See Me Now" from the play "Sweet Charity"
0608 - GOD'S SHOES
0609 - KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (PART 1) - Pornographic movie "Debbie Does Dallas"
0610 - KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (PART 2)
0611 - AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK
0612 - SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT
0613 - I WHO HAVE NOTHING - Song by Shirley Bassey
0614 - THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND - Movie "The Mystery of Thug Island"
0615 - JUST SHOE IT - Slogan "Just Do It" by Nike, song by Michael Jackson
0616 - RITES OF PASSAGE - Movie "Rites of Passion"
0617 - THE EGG AND I - Movie "The Egg and I", play "The King and I", movie "The King and I" with Yul Bryner
0618 - PSYCHIC AVENGERS - Comic book "Psychic Avengers" / TV series "The Avengers"
0619 - DINNER WITH ANTHRAX - Movie "My Dinner with Andre"
0620 - HI I.Q.
0621 - TEACHER PETS - Saying/movie "Teacher's Pet"
0622 - THE GOOD-BYE GIRL - Movie
0623 - THE GAS STATION SHOW
0624 - ENGLAND SHOW (PART 1)
0625 - ENGLAND SHOW (PART 2)
0626 - ENGLAND SHOW (PART 3)

Season 7 (1992-93)

0701 - MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - Movie "The Magnificent Seven"
0702 - T-R-A... SOMETHING, SOMETHING SPELLS TRAMP
0703 - EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY - Song "Everybody Has A Birthday"
0704 - AL ON THE ROCKS - Drink variation "on the rocks" (i.e. with ice)
0705 - WHAT I DID FOR LOVE - Song from the musical "A Chorus Line"
0706 - FRAT CHANCE - Common expression "fat chance" / frat is short for fraternity
0707 - THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY - Historic event "Boston Tea Party", song by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
0708 - KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE - Movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore", line "Carrie doesn't live here anymore" from the song "Carrie" by Cliff Richard
0709 - ROCK OF AGES - Religious song
0710 - DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN - Movie/play "Death of A Salesman"
0711 - THE OLD COLLEGE TRY - Saying
0712 - CHRISTMAS
0713 - WEDDING SHOW
0714 - IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS - Phrase
0715 - HEELS ON WHEELS - Slogan "Meals On Wheels" by a food delivery company / Phrase "Hell on Wheels"
0716 - MR. EMPTY PANTS
0717 - YOU CAN'T MISS - Saying or phrase
0718 - PEGGY AND THE PIRATES - Comic strip "Terry and the Pirates"
0719 - GO FOR THE OLD - Phrase "Go for the Gold"
0720 - UNALFUL ENTRY - Legal expression / movie "Unlawful Entry"
0721 - MOVIE SHOW
0722 - TILL DEATH DO US PART - Line in wedding ceremonies
0723 - TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES
0724 - THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE
0725 - THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS - Phrase
0726 - THE PROPOSITION

Season 8 (1993-94)

0801 - A TISKET, A TASKET CAN PEGGY MAKE A BASKET? - Song "A Tisket, A Tasket", 2nd line "A green-and-yellow basket", words and music by Ella Fitzgerald and Van Alexander
0802 - HOOD IN THE BOYZ - Movie "Boyz N The Hood"
0803 - PROUD TO BE YOUR BUD - Slogan by Budweiser
0804 - LUCK OF THE BUNDYS - Saying/movie "Luck of the Irish" / Poker saying "Luck of the Draw"
0805 - BANKING ON MARCY
0806 - NO CHICKEN, NO CHECK - Song "No Woman, No Cry" by Bob Marley
0807 - TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE - Movie "Take My Daughters, Please" / old comedians' line (especially by Henny Youngman)
0808 - SCARED SINGLE - Movie "Scared Straight", movie "Scared Stiff"
0809 - NO MA'AM
0810 - DANCING WITH WEEZIE - Movie "Dances with Wolves" with Kevin Costner
0811 - CHANGE FOR A BUCK - Change for a dollar
0812 - JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP - Phrase
0813 - THE WORST NOEL - Christmas carol "The First Noel"
0814 - HONEY, I BLEW UP MYSELF - Movie "Honey, I Blew Up The Kids" and sequels
0815 - SOFA SO GOOD - Phrase "So far so good"
0816 - HOW GREEN WAS MY APPLE - Movie "How Green Was My Valley"
0817 - GET OUTTA DODGE - Cowboy saying
0818 - VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE - Event "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" on February 14, 1929 / movie "The St. Valentine's Day Massacre"
0819 - FIELD OF SCREAMS - Movie "Field of Dreams" with Kevin Costner
0820 - THE D'ARCY FILES - Series "The X-Files"
0821 - LEGEND OF IRONHEAD HAYNES - Song "Ballad Of Ira Hayes" by Johnny Cash
0822 - NOONER OR NOTHING - Phrase "sooner or later", movie "Double or Nothing"
0823 - KELLY KNOWS SOMETHING
0824 - ASSAULT AND BATTERIES - Legal expression "Assault and Battery"
0825 - RIDE SCARE - Movie "Running Scared"
0826 - AL GOES DEEP

Season 9 (1994-95)

0901 - SHOEWAY TO HEAVEN - Song "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
0902 - DRIVING MR. BOONDY - Movie "Driving Miss Daisy"
0903 - KELLY BREAKS OUT
0904 - NAUGHTY BUT NIECE - Saying/Movie "Naughty but Nice"
0905 - BUSINESS SUCKS (PART 1) - Secondary it might hint at babys sucking breast milk
0906 - BUSINESS STILL SUCKS (PART 2)
0907 - DIAL B FOR VIRGIN - Movie "Dial M for Murder"
0908 - SLEEPLESS IN CHICAGO - Movie "Sleepless in Seattle" with Tom Hanks
0909 - NO POT TO PEASE IN - Saying "No Pot to Pee in" (meaning that somebody is broke)
0910 - DUD BOWL - Slogan "Bud Bowl" by Budweiser
0911 - A MAN FOR NO SEASONS - Play "A Man for All Seasons"
0912 - THE NAKED AND THE DEAD, BUT MOSTLY THE NAKED - Movie "The Naked and The Dead"
0913 - I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD (PART 1) - Line "I want my MTV" in the song "Money for Nothing" by the Dire Straits
0914 - I WANT MY PSYCHO DAD: SECOND BLOOD - Movie "First Blood"
0915 - KELLY TAKES A SHOT
0916 - SOMETHING LARRY THIS WAY COMES - Novel/movie/saying/poem line (Macbeth Act 4 Scene 1) "Something Wicked this Way Comes"
0917 - GET THE DODGE OUTTA HELL - Cowboy saying "Get the Hell out of Dodge"
0918 - 25 YEARS AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
0919 - SHIP HAPPENS (PART 1) - Saying "Shit Happens"
0920 - SHIP HAPPENS (PART 2)
0921 - AND BINGO WAS HER GAME-O - Line "And Bingo Was Her Name-o" from a story
0922 - THE UNDERGRADUATE - Movie "The Graduate" with Dustin Hoffman
0923 - USER FRIENDLY - Lie about every TV/HiFi/VCR :)
0924 - SHOELESS AL - Baseball player "Shoeless Joe Jackson"
0925 - PUMP FICTION - Movie "Pulp Fiction" by Quentin Tarantino
0926 - RADIO FREE TRUMAINE - Common name for radio stations in conflict areas fighting for democracy "Radio Free ..."

Season 10 (1995-96)

1001 - A SHOE ROOM WITH A VIEW - Movie "A Room with A View" with Helena Bonham Carter
1002 - GUESS WHO'S COMING TO BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER - Movie "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" with Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn
1003 - REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BRIARD - Movie "Requiem for A Heavyweight"
1004 - REVEREND AL
1005 - HOW BLEEN WAS MY KELLY - Movie "How Green Was My Valley"
1006 - THE WEAKER SEX - Saying/movie
1007 - FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE - Piece from the opera "Tsar Saltan" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
1008 - BLONDE AND BLONDER - Movie "Dumb and Dumber" with Jim Carey
1009 - DUD BOWL II - Slogan "Bud Bowl" by Budweiser
1010 - BEARLY MEN - Combination of barely and bear
1011 - THE TWO THAT GOT AWAY - Movie "The One that Got Away"
1012 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER - Food "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"
1013 - LOVE CONQUERS AL - Saying "Love Conquers All"
1014 - THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 1) - Movie "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
1015 - THE HOOD, THE BUD AND THE KELLY (PART 2)
1016 - CALENDAR GIRL - Song by Neil Sedaka / movie
1017 - SPRING BREAK (PART 1) - American holidays in spring, movie with David Knell
1018 - SPRING BREAK (PART 2)
1019 - THE AGONY AND THE EXTRA C - Movie "The Agony and the Ecstasy"
1020 - TURNING JAPANESE - Song
1021 - BUD HITS THE BOOKS - Phrase for "Studying"
1022 - AL GOES TO THE DOGS - Phrase "... goes to the dogs"
1023 - KISS OF THE COFFEE WOMAN - Movie/musical "The Kiss of the Spider Woman"
1024 - ENEMIES - TV sitcom "Friends"
1025 - TORCH SONG DUET - Play "Torch Song Trilogy"
1026 - THE JOKE'S ON AL - Phrase "The Joke's on You"

Season 11 (1996-97)

1101 - THE STEPFORD PEG - Movie "The Stepford Wives"
1102 - CHILDREN OF THE CORNS - Movie trilogy "Children of the Corn" by Stephen King
1103 - TWISTED - Movie "Twister"
1104 - GRIME AND PUNISHMENT - Novel "Crime And Punishment"
1105 - CRIMES AGAINST OBESITY - Legal expression "Crimes Against Humanity"
1106 - KELLY'S GOTTA HABIT - Movie "She's Gotta Have It" by Spike Lee
1107 - REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 1) - Movie "Requiem for A Heavyweight"
1108 - THE JUGGS (HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING) - Country duo (mother/daughter) "The Judds" (Naomi & Wynonna) / common phrase when a band leaves after a concert
1109 - REQUIEM FOR A CHEVYWEIGHT (PART 2)
1110 - BUD ON THE SIDE - Movie "Boys on the Side"
1111 - A BUNDY THANKSGIVING - TV movie "A Walton Thanksgiving Reunion"
1112 - LIVE NUDE PEG - Movie "Live Nude Girls"
1113 - GOD HELP YE, MERRY BUNDYMEN - Christmas carol "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
1114 - T*R*A*S*H - Movie/TV series "M*A*S*H"
1115 - A BABE IN TOYLAND - Movie "Babes in Toyland" with Laurel & Hardy
1116 - BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 1) - Song "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" by Neil Sedaka
1117 - BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 2)
1118 - BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO (PART 3)
1119 - BIRTHDAY BOY TOY - Madonna's "Boy Toy" belt
1120 - DAMN BUNDYS - Movie/band "Damn Yankees"
1121 - CHICAGO SHOE EXCHANGE - Chicago Stock Exchange
1122 - LEZ BE FRIENDS - Lez is short for lesbian (show content) / Phrase "Let's Be Friends"
1123 - THE DESPERATE HALF-HOUR - Movie "The Desperate Hours" with Humphrey Bogart
1124 - HOW TO MARRY A MORON - Movie "How To Marry A Millionaire" with Marilyn Monroe

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Al Bundy's Ferguson

Среда, 13 Февраля 2008 г. 00:09 + в цитатник
Поменявшая_ник (Married_with_children) все записи автора The love between a man and his favorite commode is nothing short of kismet. Searching throughout modern and ancient history, toilet love is fairly evident. But the greatest love a man has ever shown his crapper was the love between Al "Crazy Legs" Bundy and his mighty Ferguson.

For those of you who have been living inside your own toilets, Al Bundy was the alpha male character in the great Fox sitcom Married... With Children. Al's total and utter despair in modern suburbia showed us all exactly what a truly miserable life would be like. His children were morons, his wife was a lazy, red-headed, nagging monster, and his neighbor was a maniacal lesbian. When he left his shitty castle, he went to his shitty job selling shoes to fat women.

Al: When I was growing up, I had two dreams. One was being an astronaut and landing on the planet Jane Mansfield. The other was having a bathroom all to myself. Well, Daddy got blown off course and had to crash on a much darker planet. (Al touches Peggy's head.) But family, I'm going to realize my second dream. I'm going to build a bathroom -- the greatest bathroom in the world. And I want you to know something, all of you -- NOBODY USES THAT BATHROOM BUT ME.


Yes, a truly miserable life was his. His only escapes were watching his favorite TV show Psycho Dad, holding council with his men's club NO MA'AM, and driving in his beloved car, the mighty Dodge. But mightier than all those joys in Al's life was his love for his Ferguson.

Al: When I was a boy I told myself when I grew up I would have one thing. A toilet bowl like my dad had.

Peggy: I thought it was a head like a peanut. He had one of those, too.

Al: you're not going to ruin my moment, Peg. Now stand back and feast your eyes on... this!

Kelly: is it just me, or is that a toilet?

Al: Not just a toilet... a FERGUSON. The King of bowls!

Rarely would you see Al ever happy in his life of hell. His only smiles came when he was watching TV and when he was entering his place of Zen: his bathroom. There was originally only one bathroom in the Bundy household. But in Season three, Al takes it upon himself to build himself the bathroom to end all bathrooms, replete with Ferguson. In typical Al Bundy style, it comes out as a cold, dark place. But in a future episode, when Peg remodels it into bright, vibrant colors, Al destroys it and rebuilds it using his symbol of manhood: his father's hammer.

Al: Bud, sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It's the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.

Yup, I'll never forget the time my dad took me to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom. And I begged him to pull into a truck stop. He said no, wait until we get there! It'll be worth it! It was!


How could a man survive such a horrid life? He could survive because his Ferguson got him through it. Whenever Al was feeling down, he would go one of two places: to rest upon his mighty Ferguson, or down to the local nudie bar. And, really, what else does a man need?

Bud: Excuse me, Dad, but a toilet is a toilet.

Al: (grimacing) Bud... the toilets today aren't worthy of the name! They come in designer colors... they're too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it... BaaaWOOOSH! That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, "I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot." Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell!

And now I've got one of my very own!

I just wish... Dad could be ali--- (Al breaks down)

Al: Oh look, Dad, I'm sitting on my own Ferguson! Just like you always knew I would!


The bathroom is a man's sanctuary, a place of rest. When life gives your lemons, you take a big shit. And that's exactly what Al did. After a bad day of selling women's shoes, he would retreat to his bathroom. After wrestling traffic to make it home to his ungrateful wife and kids, he would go and bond with his Ferguson.

Al: Daddy loves you!

Peggy: What does that toilet have that I don't?

Al: A job.

Al's bond with his toilet speaks volumes about our society. It wasn't an accident that Married... With Children was on the air for ten years. Writers base sitcoms on our lifestyles. How many of us can't wait to get home, not because we want to see our children or spouse, but because we want to sit down on the pot? After a long day of work and stress, the only place where we can let go and be stress-free is the bathroom. The bathroom is our Eden. For me, after dealing with all the bullshit of my job, nothing cleanses my head better then a good, hearty dump. I feel almost vindicated, like I finally accomplished something in the day. No matter how bad my day has been, getting home to my familiar Ferguson always takes the edge of. No more stress, no more people yelling, no more phone calls. Just peace, serenity, and my favorite magazine.
Kelly: Well. Daddy finally finished his bathroom. You know, the living room seems so much bigger without the Ferguson.

Peggy: Yeah... this must be quite a moment for your father. He's in there breaking in the Ferguson as we speak. Must be having fun... he's been in there for over an hour.

Al comes in.

Peggy: How was it, Al?

Al: (Sits down on the couch.) I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated.

Al: This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?

Peggy: You want me to undercook you some chicken, honey?

Al: No, but thanks anyway, Peg. It'll take something a lot stronger than raw chicken to get me fixed up.

Al turns on the TV.

Announcer: And now stay tuned for the rest of our exciting ABC lineup. Roseanne! Moonlighting! And the award-winning Thirtysomething.

Al nods, picks up a newspaper, puts it under his arm, and heads to the bathroom.

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Marcy

Воскресенье, 10 Февраля 2008 г. 18:28 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора  Marcy Marcy, played by Amanda Bearse (pronounced as "burce"), is the partner dominating neighbour of the Bundys. She is a feminist and Al often teases her because of her flat chest. He also calls her a "chicken". In the later seasons, many people consider her to be a young man due to her short hair. Marcy is also politically correct, fighting sometimes for fat, pregnant or ugly women. On the other side, she can have sadistic feelings towards people who did harm to her. Marcy worked until episode 204 in "The Leading Bank of Chicago". Then she went to the "Kyoto National Bank". Marcy's first husband was Steven Bartholomew Rhoades, played by David Garrison. Steve is always between Marcy's good influence and Al's bad influence. In episode 204 he got Marcy's banker job, but after having lost this job he leaves her in the middle of season four. In season five, Marcy marries Jefferson Milhouse D'Arcy, played by Ted McGinley. He's a gigolo, sitting at home all day. Only sometimes he makes some money with weird jobs, at the stock market or in other obscure ways. Jefferson was a CIA agent and a prison inmate before he met Marcy. Steve and Marcy's divorce is never mentioned, but Steve returns four times after Marcy's re-marriage. Somehow Marcy still seems to love Steve later in the series (710). As opposed to the Bundys, the Rhoades and the D'Arcys, respectively, always have money to drive fancy German cars and they also have a wild sex life.
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Peggy Bundy Maquette

Воскресенье, 10 Февраля 2008 г. 18:12 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора Peggy Bundy Maquette

When flipping television stations, are there certain shows which make you stop flipping and pay attention? Everyone has their own list of shows which, once on the screen, stay on until the episode is over, no matter how many times you may have already seen that particular episode. Although this list is a personal thing, there are certain shows which are on a lot of "remote stopper" lists: Cheers, M*A*S*H, All in the Family, Seinfeld, and Married with Children are shows which make many people stop flipping and start watching.


Cheers was a place we wished we could go, M*A*S*H made us laugh and cry, All in the Family pushed boundaries, and Seinfeld was about nothing. But Married with Children, well, it is a head-scratcher. A comedy about a dysfunctional family in Chicago, it left many viewers confused about one key element: how could Al Bundy have no interest at all in his wife Peggy, who was obviously an extremely attractive and, to be blunt, willing, woman? Al was supposed to be your average frustrated middle-aged man, getting no respect at work and no respect from his friends or family. Yet he had a drop-dead gorgeous wife, and inexplicably ignored her. Viewers wished that they had his "problems."

Married with Children ran on FOX from 1987 to 1997, so the "situation" in this situation comedy was one that viewers liked. In addition to Peggy, the daughter on the show (Kelly) was also "eye candy" for viewers, and the son (Bud) was essentially a younger Al, getting no respect from anyone.


Peggy Bundy was played by Katey Sagal, older sister to the twins who starred on the short-lived series Double Trouble in the mid-1980s. Since the end of Married with Children, Katey Sagal has been Hyde's mother on That 70s Show and supplied the voice for Leela on Futurama. Not limiting herself to just acting, she has also been a back-up singer for Bette Midler, Bob Dylan, and Gene Simmons.

Electric Tiki Design has chosen Peggy Bundy to be the third maquette in their "Tooned Up Television" series, following Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie and Samantha from Betwitched. The Married with Children sub-series will continue with Al Bundy, and then Kelly and Bud. The "Tooned Up Television" maquettes translate popular television characters into cartoonish versions, boiling the characters down to the essential elements. In the case of the Peggy maquette, these elements include her giant hairdo and her walk.

Peggy's unique walk is due to the combination of her high-heeled shoes and her rather tight pants. The pants have a slightly glossy finish, giving the impression of a stretchy fabric. Very often on the show, Peggy's walk was accompanied by her hands waving in the air, and Electric Tiki has captured this in the sculpt of the maquette. Her hands are in the air and only one of her feet is flat on the base, with the other leg bent as if she is taking a step. Peggy's outfit is completed with a tight leopard pattern shirt with cut-outs on the shoulders.

The face of the maquette is a caricature of Katey Sagal, with a wide smile, rosey cheeks, and closed eyes. Peggy's hair is enormous: piled much higher on her head than it was on the show and forming a helmet which hides her ears and shoulders. Her hair extends halfway down her back, with a few curls cascading over her shoulders in the front.



Not counting the small base, the Peggy maquette is about 9.5 inches tall, with about .75 inches of that being the hair built up over where the top of her head should be.

Peggy was designed ("tooned up") by Tracy Lee and sculpted by Tony Cipriano. This piece is a limited edition of 2,500 regular editions and 50 artist proofs. The maquette is packed sturdily inside the box with molded Styrofoam pieces and has a numbered color Certificate of Authenticity. The bottoms of the maquette and the box are also numbered.
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Short quiz

Суббота, 09 Февраля 2008 г. 02:35 + в цитатник
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Who's your favorite character in Married with children (Ваш любимый персонаж Женатых с детьми)?

1. Who's your favorite character in Married with children (Ваш любимый персонаж Женатых с детьми)?

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Al Bundy pics

Суббота, 09 Февраля 2008 г. 02:07 + в цитатник
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Bud Bundy photos

Четверг, 07 Февраля 2008 г. 00:13 + в цитатник
Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора Little Bud-pics from the 1st season

 
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Al Bundy's favorite TV-Show "Psycho Dad" theme song

Вторник, 05 Февраля 2008 г. 12:46 + в цитатник
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Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

He sleeps with a gun but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton. He's Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we're told,
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
He's Psycho Dad

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

 

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Al Bundy talks: best of the best quotes

Вторник, 05 Февраля 2008 г. 02:06 + в цитатник
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  • Go away, Peg.
  • Begone Jackals.
  • That's a good one, God!!
  • Oh. life is good! But not for me ...
  • I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
  • Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
  • I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
  • Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
  • Love is not only blind but stupid.
  • Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
    Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
  • Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
    Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  • Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
    Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.
  • If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
  • Burned Beyond Recognition"??? Why can't these bands have cool names like when we were kids? Bands like "Nineteen Ten Fruitgum Company"!
  • If your life was any easier, you'd be in an urn in the ground!
  • Don't quit your day couch, Peg!
  • Behind every successful man is a woman who did not marry me.!
  • You do not want Kelly! From the moment she was conceived she has made men's lives miserable. Swaggart, Baker, Kennedy ... Kennedy, Kennedy ... Swaggart again!!!
  • The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
  • It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!
  • Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!
  • This wouldn't be a bad job if people didn't come in here!
  • Well, with a name like Leslie I think your a sissy!!!
  • He's my son!!! Don't you think I know he stinks?!!
  • In ten days we bowl for the championship which means we start intense training! Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Beer are in, protect your bowling arm at all times! Sex before the match is out! ... Unless of course you can keep it secret from the wives.
  • Marcy : We're having a new addition to our family!
    Al : Shouldn't you be at home sitting on it to hatch?
  • Al : Cut to the left, cut to the left!!! Now!!! Go for the end zone!!
    Bud : I thought you were looking at cheerleaders.
    Al : I am. Damn cameraman's shooting their faces!!!
  • Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
    Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!
  • No problem, I was on my way back to town to get a hernia operation anyway! Can I get anybody else a hundred pounds of anything?
  • Peg : You haven't been very nice to my family.
    Al : Neither has nature, go bother it!
  • That's the sound of the axel hitting the ground. That means one of two things. Either Peg's family's in town or everybody in China just jumped off a chair.
  • Your life is meaningless compared to Hondo!!!
  • I welcome death!
  • I saw your mother naked and everything went black!!! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!!!
  • Peggy : Why don't you take us all out for dinner?
    Al : What the hell, kids, you never wanted to go to college anyway, did you?
  • Congratulations Peg, you've just won a trip to disneyfist!
  • Shoes ... no kind of life for a man ...
  • You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?
  • If daddy gets the (electric) chair, will you sit on his lap one last time? (to Kelly)
  • 5000 bucks for a Barbie doll??? A real woman isn't worth that much ...
  • ... show them, as only you can, that the female body is not to be appreciated, but to be feared, reviled and in the case of most of you, kept totally covered at all times.
  • It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl!
  • We didn't break free from that pantsy country England by voting! We did it by throwing their stinkin' tea in our American harbour! And why? Because Americans don't like tea. We like coffee. And Americans don't like wine. We like beer. Ice cold. Ice-cold-best-in-a-bottle-but-fine-any-way-you-can-get-it-belchin. It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl! wake-up-in-a-pool-of-it-next-day-beer!
  • A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
  • Al (to a trio of fat women) : So do you really work for Victoria's Secret?
    Fat Woman : Yes, we work for the plus size store for Victoria's Secret. It's called Victoria's BIG secret.
    Al : I don't think Victoria can hold a secret this big.
  • The American justice system works! Beat the crap out of people before the judges let them go!
  • Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
    Al : It's a nightstick and I'm not afraid to use it!
  • Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
    Peg : Me?
    Al : Yes!
    Peg : Was I in bed?
    Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
    Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
    Al : Cindy Crawford!
  • Peg : Why don't you ever rock me, Al?
    Al : 'Cause I'd rather stone you.
  • Pretty women make us BUY bear. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
  • It's not for the dodge, it's for your mom, Peg, look it even comes in her size : astrooooo Vannnnn"
  • Entertainment for the cave man was simple : Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.
  • Fat Woman : Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling like High Karate?
    Al : No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars?
  • Four weddings and a funeral, where's the difference?
  • Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you.
  • You know what I would do if I was President? I'd take a big empty state, that nobody's using, y'know, like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant woman in the country into donut trucks, and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since Idah means nothing anyhow, I'd change the name to Preg-naho.
  • Pig latin, Peg? It must be your mother. Tell her I said 'oink'.
  • Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
  • This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week.
  • There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him.
  • I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?
  • Look at your mother, you've got her so worried she's looking every bit her 50 years.
  • Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis, no longer appears on any map.
  • How can she make more money than a guy who sells shoes AND burgers?
  • I'm so upset I can hardly eat this sandwich.
  • Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
  • I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
  • God, is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?
  • Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
  • Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
  • Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
  • Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y
  • Here we have 3 of the seven dwarfs, puffy, crabby and horny.
  • Why doesn't the world die?
  • The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
  • Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
  • Milwaukee, That's the town they built around you mother isn't it, Peg?
  • I only saw the end credits of Shane until your mother lumbered in front of the TV. By the time she passed by, it was morning!
  • I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I learn a lesson.
  • Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
  • I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
  • I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
  • You're so sexy when you neuter me that way.
  • Peg, you look fabulous! You're gonna knock them dead at the bowling alley!
  • The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
  • People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
  • (To a fat woman) Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes ...
  • I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
  • I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
  • Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
  • How many cradles have you robbed in your thousand years?
  • The last time she saw forty was 1840!
  • That's a solid $1.97 for me. After taxes, social security, and your mom, I just earned myself a cool nickel.
  • That's probably what it meant when my horoscope said "KABOOM!"
  • Imagine everybody you know under one moomoo! (Describing his mother-in-law)
  • Al : Son, have I told you not to get married?
    Bud : Yeah, dad.
    Al : Have I told you not to become a shoe salesman?
    Bud : Yeah, dad.
    Al : I guess I told you everything I know then.
  • See honey, lawn sales are based on the bigger idiot theory. You know, you sell things so dumb that some bigger idiot would buy it. But the flaw on that theory is eventually, you will get to the head idiot. And you call her mom.
  • I'm going to L.A. to become the big white hooter hunter!
  • I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day.
  • Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
  • I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
  • Remember our motto : We ain't got it.
  • Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running FROM the axe.
  • I'm going back to Chicago; where I only die a little every day.
  • Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.
  • I'm not paying for my mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
  • If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it.
  • I'd invite you in but instead I think. I'll just beat the crap out of you.
  • I'm married with children.
  • It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time.
  • If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men.
  • Guys may come and guys may go, but daddy's always daddy ... well, at least until he jumps a freight train.
  • Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
  • I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet.
  • Only one woman, too much time.
  • We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over.
  • Peg, could you get that? It's probably the 'Homeless? It could be worse!' Tour.
  • Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell?
  • We all have to live with our disappointments ... I have to sleep with mine.
  • I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women.
  • I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry ?
  • Something sinister's going on, so I know a woman's behind it.
  • There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap.
  • Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head.
  • Marry a redhead!
  • I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Since I'm not home, I won't have to.
  • Computers and women are ruining the country.
  • Dead men don't wake up yelling 'don't'.
  • In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules.
  • Threats don't work on me ... I've already been to hell.
  • How would I know, I never look at you!
  • Go away, Peg!
  • I'd rather dive of the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack or bait a crocodile with my manhood ...
  • Here comes our baby now. Let's call him Insano.
  • Not quite as old as the hair on your legs ...
  • Great Ceasar's ghost!
  • Come on baby. We've got things to do; eyes to blindfold and babies to make.
  • I would like to plant a showel right between her barren eyes.
  • You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by two sixpacks in the refrigerator.
  • I hate those tests. They are designed to bury men.
  • If he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.
  • Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist.
  • It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?
  • Telling Al Bundy is just like telling the wind.
  • I blame it on TV myself.
  • You give him a bottle of redeye and a Playboy and he'll marry your mother to a cow.
  • Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish.
  • Well, it beats going to Hawaii with your mother.
  • What's five million years in the scheme of the life of one man?
  • This cheese means more to me than both your lives.
  • Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage?
  • Home, work, can a man have too much fun?
  • Kelly, it's not that we don't believe you. It's just that we don't believe in LOVE.
  • I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.
  • Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
  • We could always have another daughter, but as we both know, this is the car I'm going to have the rest of my life.
  • White crosses, sunlight ... nothing works on you anymore does it?
  • Soon our mouths will be alive with dead animals of every race and religion.
  • You've desecrated the toilet I call home!
  • I don't know what we're put on this planet to do but we're here damn it!
  • You might be wondering what a 25 year old millionaire is doing with a 18 year old daughter?
  • My wheenies have been exposed!
  • What's for dinner tonight in the slammer, guys?
  • I was driving home ... God knows why ...
  • Gee, none of my family was of any help to me, how unusual.
  • Lousy, red-headed, life-sucking mosquito!
  • Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
  • Lets go! Last one to your house gets to sit next to my wife!
  • Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer ...
  • Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be.
  • I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.
  • I would rather sleep in a bunk-bed under Oprah!
  • Yo! I'm broke!
  • I'm sorry Peg. I saw some underware I just had to have.
  • How proud can a father be?
  • Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
  • Say goodnight, super-fly!
  • Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
  • I'll get that money even if I'll have to dance naked in the streets!
  • I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work.
  • Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!
  • They call me Flipper ... Flipper ...
  • Seems like I do what I was knowing then, boy.
  • This table will self-desctruct in 5 seconds ...
  • I'll hold him down and you'll take his wallet.
  • I love you, Peg ... Just kidding!
  • She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm.
  • Are they gonna find US with our legs up in the air?
  • Now kids, we're not here to attack each other. We're here to attack the baby.
  • I don't know ... The last thing I remember a fryingpan bounced of my head.
  • I wouldn't rub your feet if a genee popped out of them.
  • Kids take a good long look. This is worth a thousand condom commercials.
  • Kids, don't look back. We'll all be salt.
  • Where's my remote control???
  • I'm afraid I may not know what cool is anymore.
  • Al Bundy is back!!!
  • Oh, look at the starving children. Woah man, now we're having fun!
  • You may as well bore me with your problems ...
  • I'm still giddy with the thought that possibly, just possibly, I might have sat at the same toilet seat as Bob Hope.
  • Of cause my present lack of fait is understandable since your average parking meter makes more a day than I do.
  • It's showbusiness. You don't need talent OR brain.
  • I left high school, lost the will to live and here I am ...
  • May the shoe-business take you all!
  • I'm married to a woman named ... something.
  • Peg, you know I warned you before about touching me.
  • Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front.
  • I'm gonna give this to the only one I truly love ... me!
  • Laugh at this, hyenas!
  • There is so much that I wanna say to you but there's a show coming on that I wanna watch.
  • Why doesn't the world die?
  • I want my TVGuide!!!
  • I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!
  • The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
  • Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
  • I've learned to live on plack.
  • Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here.
  • ... and no one understands why I scream on the way home ...
  • Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
  • A man's home is his coffin.
  • Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you.
  • Health people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive.
  • Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.
  • I'm hungry enough to block a colon.
  • You can spend some quality-time at the news-stand reading dirty magazines.
  • Don't call me a TV in my own home!
  • Honey ... you're an idiot!
  • A stallion like me only comes around once a year.
  • Oh, if only a man could have two wives.
  • What was I thinking when I said 'I do'? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again.
  • Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother isn't it, Peg?
  • Wait a minute, I think I've just had a vision!
  • I see you're all looking at me a bit differently now.
  • The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
  • None today! Tomorrow, twice as much!
  • This is not a recorded message. I'm a human being, damn it!
  • I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson.
  • I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home.
  • You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes.
  • Don't look at me, I'm blind from hunger.
  • Put your feet up folks, it's getting pretty deep in here.
  • The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
  • How about if I get my gun and shoot you with a nice silver bullet.
  • No-one can resist a shoe-salesman.
  • I deserv to be punished, I married your mother.
  • What if I make you a nice licence-plate that says 'I'm a bore'?
  • Pretty good for a guy stupid enough to marry you, huh?
  • Another hallmark moment!
  • If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done.
  • I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands.
  • Revenge ... is great
  • Let's bowl
  • Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
  • We are blood-Bundys. We are truly doomed.
  • I truly, truly want to die!
  • Alright now, everybody ... shoot me!
  • This news is so big I even want the girl to hear it ...
  • Nothing's too good for me ...
  • I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed ...
  • I miss my couch.
  • Don't make me kill you on family-day.
  • Let's boogie!
  • ... who cares, it's free!
  • Take me to your finest bathroom!
  • Ah, home sweet hell!
  • If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
  • Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.
  • Every now and then a guy who drive a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari.
  • Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
  • I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
  • Back then, mother meant cooking but then gay meant happy.
  • I'm born and bred to be a shoeman.
  • I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
  • This is a fine mess. She's an idiot and the smart one's mad at us.
  • I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.
  • That's all I need. Work all day with the Beaver and come home to you.
  • I didn't steal your bra!
  • Today is the first day of the end of your life.
  • Don't look at me, I wasn't even awake.
  • The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
  • People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
  • If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.
  • Ok, here's another idea. Let's toss this in the oven and see if it bakes. There's a shoe-salesman in the 23th century. It's called Shoe Trek.
  • Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
  • Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes ...
  • This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life.
  • I've lived and I've loved ... later on I even married.
  • You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me.
  • It's not everyday an uncle dies and the coroner forgets to lock his house.
  • It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman.
  • A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
  • Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.
  • Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today.
  • I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
  • Thank god she can't eat me!
  • Just say no to marriage.
  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back.
  • If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me.
  • It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
  • I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
  • God, for once I'm actually glad to be home.
  • We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right.
  • Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
  • Marriage stinks, have a kid. Kid stinks, have another kid.
  • Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
  • Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
  • To know me is to love me.
  • That's what being a man is like : making mistakes and not caring.
  • You know Peg, for a bigfoot your mother is not bad.
  • Peg : Shall I get one of those? (mini skirts)
    Al : Why?
  • ... I want some form of dead animal on that table ... and I want that animal to be succulent.
  • Damn it, Steven, we're men. It's our god-given right to watch sports and smut.
  • Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
    Al : How do I know? I never look at you.
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    Kelly Bundy photos from 1 season

    Понедельник, 04 Февраля 2008 г. 00:09 + в цитатник
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    Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy

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    Some funny quotes

    Воскресенье, 03 Февраля 2008 г. 11:52 + в цитатник
    Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора Peg: What did he make you for dinner?
    Bud: Marshmallows.
    Peg: Where's the dog?
    Bud: He's out barfing marshmallows. It
    looks like a winter out there.

    **********

    Al: Did I tell you kids I love you today?
    Bud:: No, dad.
    Al: Think about that on the way upstairs.

    **********

    Bud (to Kelly): When's mom and dad gonna
    realize you're stupid and leave you alone.

    **********

    Kelly: Mom, when I grow up I want to be just like you. I want to do nothing, I want to be nothing.

    **********

    Al: Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking
    of killing myself.

    **********

    Al: What a life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury
    the wife in the back yard!

    **********

    I love your hooters,
    I love your ass,
    Let's say we meet after class
    (Al's High School Valentine poem for Peggy)
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    Al Bundy and his wife Peg

    Воскресенье, 03 Февраля 2008 г. 11:46 + в цитатник
    Sandyrella (Married_with_children) все записи автора  (200x176, 26Kb)
    Phone number 555-2878
    9674 [or 9764] Jeopardy Lane
    Chicago, IL

    Al is a shoe salesman. He is married, drives a dilapidated Dodge Dart automobile and works for Garry's Shoes & Accessories for the Beautiful Woman at New Market Mall.


    Al's wife, Margaret “Peggy” [née Wanker] is a red-headed, cigarette-smoking, bon-bon eating homemaker from Wanker County, Wisconsin who never cooks or cleans but loves to shop. Peg likes to watch TV talk shows, especially Oprah.

    Al and Peggy share their modest home with beautiful but dim-witted daughter, Kelly [she‘s a slut]; son, Budrick "Bud" [he‘s socially inept]; Seven Bundy, the son of Peggy’s cousin Zemus who lived with the Bundy’s for a while; Yvette, a gorgeous French foreign exchange student who stayed temporarily with the Bundy‘s [so the Bundy’s could get $500 a month for hosting her], and a Briard dog named Buck [later reincarnated as Lucky, a cocker spaniel].

    When Al wants to escape Peggy and the rigors of married life he goes to a nudie bar called The Jiggly Room. He also enjoys reading a girlie magazine named Big Uns, and a meticulously cared-for collection of Playboy magazines; watching the “Psycho Dad” TV show; bowling; and complaining about women to fellow members of NO MA’AM [National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.]

    Although Al goes to the nudie bar, he is still faithful to Peg. As he said “I show the nudie bar it’s due respect. A man looks, drools, dreams but never cheats.” He once revealed his views on marriage saying “Have you no respect for the torturous sanctity of marriage. We Bundy’s may have our faults, but we believe marriage should be forever—no matter how pitiful or disgusting it maybe to wake up to the same horrifying face each day. That’s what the marriage vows are all about. And anyone who can‘t stand the nagging, bon-bon eating heat, should stay out of the whining, sex-starved kitchen.“

    Al buys his clothes at Bob’s Pre-owned Socks ‘n’ Stuff. His favorite foods are Turkey and Weenie Tots – “Nature‘s Most Perfect Food.“ His dream is to have his own personal executive washroom with a mighty Ferguson toilet [“for a man’s flush“]. And he is extremely proud of the fact that in his 1966 glory days at Polk High he made “four touch-downs in one game.” [Al gave the game ball from his greatest gridiron day to Sandy, a former flame]. To make extra money Al took a second job at Burger Trek fast food store. In his spare time Al invented shoe lights and hosted a shoe advice line called Dr. Shoe: 555-SHOE.

    Married in 1972, Al and Peg first met at Polk High School where Peg flunked home economics. Her arch rival was Connie Bender (whom Peg later beat out for Queen of their High School reunion). In high school, Peg's promiscuity earned her the nickname Peggy “No need to thank her” Wanker. As a wife, Peg is constantly irresponsible with Al’s hard-earned minimum wage salary. She wears a Perfect Figure Model 327 bra [36C cup]; calls the remote control “Clicky” and steals garbage from her next-door neighbor as evidence that she has done some housework. In the love department, Peg declared that Al is still her Prince Charming, but joked “At least two times a year, your father makes me feel like a teenager...That’s because he has no money and a bad car.” Occasionally, Peg takes a night-off and enthusiastically stuff’s dollar bills down the trunks of strippers at Troy’s, a local male strip club.

    Once, Peg pick-pocketed Al’s wallet. He chastised her saying "Never leave me with empty pants again." The expression inspired the name of cartoon character which Peg developed into a comic feature for Modern Gal magazine featuring "a hapless loser" of a man called Mr. Empty Pants. The name Mr. Empty Pants was a sexual put-down for Al's lack of manhood. After Playgirl magazine wanted Al as a centerfold (with bikini-clad babes), a jealous Peggy killed off Mr. Empty Pants saying. "I couldn't handle your happiness, so I killed you [Crushed by a meteorite shaped like a lady's shoe]. "Did I suffer?" asked Al? "Sure!" quipped Peggy.

    The Bundy neighbor’s are Marcy D'arcy Rhoades, a bank employee, her first husband, Steve Rhodes [replaced by Jefferson D’Arcy]; and Amber, Marcy’s sexually active niece who dated Bud Bundy. The Bundy’s relatives included the hulking Jimmy Bundy, Efram Wanker, Peggy’s backwoods father; Peg’s overweight [never seen] mother who once moved into the Bundy house and made money with a sex phone-line that she ran from her bedroom (1-900-YUMMY..."You're cookin' with butter."); Peggy's cousins Eb, Effie, Possum Boy and Zemus and Ida May Wanker, Peggy‘s cannibalistic, swinger cousins and parents of Seven Wanker and Al’s Uncle Stymie. Al’s English ancestor Shamus McBundy from Lower Uncton, England, was the source of a family curse cast by an angry witch in 1653 whom Shamus called fat and ugly. The curse motivated the villagers of Lower and Upper Uncton England to kill all the Bundy line. They invited Al and his son Bud to England to finish the job. Luckily, Al broke the curse and saved the day.

    from www.tvacres.com
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    Peggy Bundy photos

    Пятница, 01 Февраля 2008 г. 20:26 + в цитатник
    Рубрики:  Bundy
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    Katey Sagal/Peggy Bundy


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