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, 29 2008 . 23:52 +
Puzzle (Linguists) A concert in Ireland

At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone....'I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

A voice from the front of the audience yells out....'Then stop clapping, ya fooking asshole!'



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, 25 2008 . 17:00 +
Puzzle (Linguists) , (tips). , , tip, . , , , unbelievably bad. , , , . , : tip: find another job


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, 09 2007 . 00:03 +
Puzzle (Linguists) Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is, and she replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again, she replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Then, Johnny asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
His mother shouts, "Go to your room, young man!"
On the way to his room, Johnny trips over his mother's purse and her driver's license falls out. He glances at it and then says with a grin, "I know all about you now...You're 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds, and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"


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, 04 2007 . 02:54 +
Puzzle (Linguists)
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, 03 2007 . 16:29 +
Puzzle (Linguists) : II. ( ) ( ). .
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- It's not polite to talk this way about your Queen. ( )
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Do you speak English?

, 20 2007 . 14:09 +



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Sex all day

, 17 2007 . 01:09 +
Puzzle (Linguists)

One day a young man about the age of 25 was walking along the sidewalk in the park. Then all of a sudden he looks up from hearing the sound of an old man sobbing.

"What's wrong?" said the young man.

"Well it's nothing really." said the old man.

"It has to be something. Tell me about it" said the young man.

"Well, everyday after I wake up in the morning, me and my wife have wild sex. Then I leave for work" the old man said.

"That's not bad" the young man said.

"Well, when I get home from work, my wife has already finished making lunch for me and her. Then after lunch we have more wild sex." the old man said.

"That's not bad at all. There's no reason why you should be sobbing." said the young man.

"When we finish making love, I go back to work at my second job. Then i come home and by that time, my wife is finished making supper. Then we eat and have wild sex again through out the night." the old man said.

"If you are having sex all day, then why so glum?" the young man said.

Then the old man finally says why he is so glum, "I forgot where I live!"



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, 17 2007 . 01:04 +


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, 17 2007 . 01:02 +
Puzzle (Linguists)
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, 17 2007 . 01:01 +
Puzzle (Linguists) , puns and funs . : test papers - . , - Taste paper 1, Taste paper 2. - ?
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, 03 2007 . 20:43 +


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, 03 2007 . 20:41 +
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