nara21b все записи автора Серия, когда Виллоу с Аней вызвали тролля, и догнали его в баре.
Виллоу: если бы Баффи была сдесь.
В зал вбегает Баффи
Виллоу: если б у меня был миллион. Так, просто проверила.

Уилл - "Почему вещи, которые я люблю, или неприличные, или от них толстеют".

- Мы живее всех живых(6-й сезон "Энотрапия")

- Если вы так любите мужчин, так почему бы вам не спать с ними(Аня 6-й сезон всё та же серия)

- Самое сложное в этом мире выжить(Дон 6-й сезон One More With Feelings)

- Какой он классный. Тоесть я хотел сказать она(Эндрю 6-й сезон "Энотрапия")

- Слава богу
- Незачто (Зендер и Оз из помоему второй сезон...Серия про Холловин)

- Слоко раз мне повторять вам скубикам, что я вас всех не на вижу!!!(Спайк. 4-й сезон. Серия когда Фэйт сбежала из больницы)

- Фэйт, это новый наблюдатель
- А пошел он!(Фэйт и Баффи из 3-го сезона)

Глори - Hey, i just noticed you have superpowers Can you FLY? lol

Angel to Spike: You are not IN the world, Casper lol

а вот это! а вот эта!


SPIKE
Aah!
(doubles over in pain, panting, glaring ferociously)

WESLEY
(softly)
Spike?

ANGEL
(angrily)
Spike.

HARMONY
(sticks her head through the office door, smiling)
Blondie bear?

АААААА!!!

Костыль еще ни слова не сказал после появления, а уже смешно!

CEMETERY IN SUNNYDALE - NIGHT
A blonde young woman is running at top speed through the cemetery. Someone's pursuing her. She stops running and looks for a place to hide. Someone punches her, knocking her down to the ground. Her pursuer kneels down to grab the young woman, but someone picks him up and throws him into a nearby tombstone. It was Spike who was pursuing the young woman, and Faith who pulled him off of her.

FAITH
Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? (circles Spike) Huh? Somthin' like this? (punches Spike)

SPIKE
(stands) Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith.

FAITH
(shrugs and grins) Oh, goodie. I'm famous.

SPIKE
Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm—

FAITH
Spike. (nods) Yeah, we've met before.

SPIKE
We have? I don't think we— (Faith kicks Spike in the torso) Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.

FAITH
Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed. (punches Spike)

SPIKE
So have I. (punches Faith) I reformed way before you did. (Faith punches Spike) Stop... (punches Faith) hitting... (punches Faith again) me! We're on the same side.

FAITH
Please. You think I'm stupid?

SPIKE
Well, yeah. (grins)

FAITH
You were attacking that girl. (punches Spike)

Someone punches Faith in the face, knocking her down. Pan over to show it's Buffy.

BUFFY
(innocently) Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.

FAITH
It's all right, B. Luckily, you still punch like you used to.

BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Buffy, Faith, and Spike walk into Buffy's house through the front door. Dawn and Giles are at the dining room table.

FAITH
Whoa. Memory Lane. Same old house.

BUFFY
Yeah, well, every piece of furniture's been destroyed and replaced since you left, so, actually, new house.

DAWN
(stands, walks toward them with her arms crossed) Buffy? (looks disapprovingly at Faith)

BUFFY
We have a new house guest.

FAITH
Hey, got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?

GILES
(stands, nods) Hello, Faith.

FAITH
Well, I guess "wanted" wasn't really accurate.

DAWN
Does she have to stay here? Because there's some nice hotels that welcome tried-to-kill-your-sister types.

FAITH
(smiles) Check it out. Brat's all woman-sized.

BUFFY
Look, I need to get to the hospital. Some girl was attacked on her way into town. We think she might be a—

DAWN
We know. Willow's been calling.

GILES
She's still there. She's gonna call if the girl wakes up.

BUFFY
(glares at Giles) Fine. (walks out of the room)

GILES
Well, Faith, we better, um, see if we can find some place to squeeze you in for the night. (Giles and Dawn walk away)

SPIKE
Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good.

FAITH
Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.

My favorit here:

5 сезон Ангела 9 серия "Harm`s Way"

WESLEY
You're leaving?

SPIKE
You catch on quick, don't you? Yeah, I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.
(stares at Angel, who rolls his eyes and looks away)

WESLEY
Angel, I'm not sure that's wise, given the Shanshu prophecy is still unresolved—

SPIKE
That's your problem, mate.
(to Angel) You're welcome to that heroic destiny, whether you deserve it or not. Me, I got better things to do than wait around for the 4 bloody horsemen.
(walks away)

WESLEY
Spike...

ANGEL
Let him go.

SPIKE
(turns back toward Angel)
Yeah. Here's the thing. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?

ANGEL
How 'bout no?

SPIKE
(nods)
Typical, you cheap sod. Right, then. Settle for some wheels.

ANGEL
If it's gonna get you out of here faster, fine. Just not the Viper.

SPIKE
Viper it is, then.
(Angel rolls his eyes, then turns to walk away)
(calling after Angel) Any message for Buffy?

ANGEL
(without looking back at Spike)
Tell her you're a moron.

Isn´t
best????XDXDXD

here is more:

В серии, где Спайк впервые появляется, он говорит такую фразу, (врываясь в школу раньше времени, со своими прихвостнями-вампирами): «Что здесь скажешь, не дождался!»
В той же серии Джойс его по голове огреет, где он еще скажет: «Женщины!»

В первом сезоне. вроде во 2 или 3 серии:(приблизительный текст)
Баффи: я пойду в подземелье чтобы уничтожить их.
Ксандер: Я конечно же пойду с тобой!
Баффи: Нет Ксандер, это очень опасно. Я не могу подвергать тебя такому риску.
Ксандер: Я смотрю прямо в глаза опасности.........а потом прячусь, пока она не пройдет!

Xander: (jumps up behind them) Well, good morning, ladies. And what did
you two do last night?

Willow: We had kind of a 'pajama party sleepover with weapons' thing.

Xander: Oh. And I don't suppose either of you had the presence of mind
to locate a camera to capture the moment.


Percy: Hey! (recognizes her, surprised, then amused) Rosenberg? What
are you doing, trick-or-treating? (points at her) You're supposed to be
at home doing my history report. I flunk that class, you're in big
trouble with Snyder. (smugly) Till we graduate, I own your ass.

She raises her eyes and looks at him with weary amusement.

Evil Willow: Bored now.

She shoves the heel of her hand squarely into his chest, sending him
flying onto a pool table. He lands hard on his back, and his momentum
forces him into a back roll off of it. Several guys around them are
shocked.

Guy#1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, man!

Guy#2: Hey!

Guy#1: What's up with *that*, man?

Guy#3: What the heck?

Evil Willow now has the attention of the crowd as she slowly goes over
to Percy.

Evil Willow: (pensively) I'm having a terrible night.

She reaches down and lifts Percy up from the floor by his throat,
digging her fingertips into his flesh and choking him.

Evil Willow: (expectantly) Wanna make it better?
Percy tries to punch her, but she idly blocks him and looks up into his
eyes, sadly at first but then with a wide grin when Percy can't pull her
hand off. He clutches her neck with his other hand and tries to choke
her. Some guys in the background make fun of Percy, unaware of the
seriousness of his situation.

Guy#4: Check it out!

Xander comes up behind him, eager to get in on the fun.

Xander: What's going on? Is there a funny thing?

The guys laughingly point over at Evil Willow and Percy, who have both
hands around each other's necks now. Percy is choking, while Evil Willow
just continues to smile. Xander runs up behind Percy and yanks him off
of her, throwing him to the floor.

Xander: Back off! You stay the hell away from her!

Percy: (panicked) Okay! Sure! (scrambles away)

Xander turns back to make sure Willow is okay, but is stunned by the way
she's dressed. For her part, Evil Willow's face brightens, glad to
finally see a familiar face.

Evil Willow: (thrilled) Xander!

Xander: (amazed) Will, changing the look not an idle threat with you.

Evil Willow: (smiles widely) You're alive!

She hugs him, running her hands sensuously over his neck and back.

Xander: Uh... Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. (her
hands go further down) Don't wanna fall back on bad habits. (her hands
reach his butt) (jumps, surprised) Hands! Hands in new places!

Evil Willow: (realizes, confused, revolted) You're alive.

Xander: (nods, eyeing her curiously) You mentioned that before. Will,
are you okay?

Evil Willow: (distraught) No! Everything's different.

Buffy: (finds them) Oh. There you are.

Xander: (never looking away from Evil Willow) Hey, Buff.

Buffy: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your... (recognizes) Holy
*God*, you're Willow.

Evil Willow: (recognizes the Slayer, vehemently) You.

Buffy: (tries to be polite) You know what? (smiles supportively) I, I
like the look. (stammers) It's, um... it's, it's extreme, but it, it, it
looks good, you know, it's a (breathes deeply) leather thing, and, uh...
(to Xander) I said extreme already, right?

Evil Willow: (steps up to Buffy, eyes narrowed with hatred) I don't
like you.

Buffy: (taken aback) Will, I'm sorry about today. You know how my foot
likes to live in my mouth. (puzzled) But you know... y-you really didn't
have to prove anything.

Evil Willow glares at both of them with disgust. She has nothing to say
to these humans.

Fly, pretty, fly! - в исполнении Уиллоу.

Чем тебе непонравилась моя Фейт (мэр)
Та что сказать я люблю нормальных ( Анжел )

Джонатан: "Мы все знаем, что школа в Саннидейле не такая, как другие. Тут происходят странные вещи...
Крики из толпы: "Вампиры... Зомби... СНАЙДЕР!"

"... На днях я проснулся с твёрдым убеждением. Я просто знаю, что рано или поздно эта школа меня убьёт..."
(Ксандер Харрис)

"... Мужчины любят спорт. Мужчины смотрят боевики, они едят говядину, и им нравится смотреть на женскую грудь. Тысячу лет ты исправляла наши недостатки, и это всё чему ты научилась?..."
(Ксандер Харрис)


Season One:
Welcome to the Hellmouth.

Buffy Anne Summers:High School is Hell!

The Harvest.
Buffy Anne Summers:The Harvest - no festival.

Angel.
Buffy ask Angel:Not Just a Pretty Face ?

Prophecy Girl.
Master to Buffy:I like your dress.


Buffy - "What the hell is it?"
Giles - "It appears to be paranormal in origin."
Willow - "How can you tell?"
Giles -"Well, it's so shiny."

Anya (to customer) - "Please go."
Xander - "Anya, the shopkeepers union of America just called. They want me to tell you that 'Please go' just got replace with 'Have a nice day.'"
Anya - "But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?"
Xander - "No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it."
Anya (to customer) - "Hey you! Have a nice day."
Xander - "There's my girl.'

"... Всё очень просто. Я хочу доказать кое-что. Я люблю тебя... Нет, посмотри на меня! Я люблю тебя... Я только о тебе могу думать и мечтать. Ты уже в моих кишках, в моей глотке... Я утопаю в тебе, Саммерс, я утопаю в тебе..."
(Спайк)

"... Прошлой ночью для тебя не имело значения как я тебя называл, или какие маленькие гадости мы шептали друг другу..."
(Спайк)

"... Это значит...что я должен стать .........твоей Королевой!?..."
(Ксандер)

Костыль:"Вы знаете, что я убил 2 истребительниц..?
Тетка из совета:" Я писала про вас дисертацию ... "

Баффи:" Вы имеете ввиду 2-х могущественных ведьм и 1000-ого демона ... ?"
небольшая пауза ...
Аня:"А что Уиллоу демон ...?!"

Xander: You know, she kinda has a crush on me.
Giles: Your point being?
Xander: Well, nothing... No, just saying, powerful being... big energy gal digging the Xan-man. Some guys are just cooler, you know?



Glory: Hey, we were just talking about you.
Buffy: Conversation's over, hellbitch.



Buffy: What did you do to her?
Willow: Teleportation spell. Still working out the kinks.
Buffy: Where'd you send her?
Willow: Don't know. That's one of the kinks.

Joyce: I'm relieved that you're home. Because, to be honest, I wasn't feeling all that safe with you gone... At first, and then I remembered that Rupert was here, and I felt much, much safer.
Giles: Yes, thank you for that little back-pedal, but I'm forced to agree that I'm barely an adequate substitute for a Slayer in the house.


Giles: About the best thing you can do now is behave exactly as you always have. Any special treatment at this stage is likely to undermine Dawn's sense of normality.
Buffy: You think so?
Giles: Absolutely.
Buffy: Thanks. Dawn!!!!!!
Dawn: What?!?!
Buffy: What did I tell you about borrowing my clothing?


Buffy: Why doesn't that register with you? Crypt plus vampire equals bad.

Spike: Want some? (showing a bottle to Buffy)
Buffy: Eww.
Spike: It's not blood, it's bourbon.
Buffy: EEEEE WWWW WWWW.


Buffy: These vamps have been here for a while. They've nested.
Spike: So, you're saying they're a couple of gays?


Buffy: You're like a serial killer in jail.
Spike: Women marry 'em all the time!
Buffy: You don't know what feelings are.
Spike: I damn well do! I lie awake every night.
Buffy: You sleep during the day!
Spike: Yeah, bu-- You are missing the point.


Spike: Sounds fun.
Drusilla: It is. Like lollipops at the circus.


Spike: What the hell does it take?! Why do you bitches torture me?!
Buffy: Which question do you want me to answer first?


Buffy: What part of punching you in the face did you not understand? (просто супер фраза)


А вот из серии I Was Made to Love You

Tara: Willow's good with all that computer stuff, but me not so much. Do you really understand all that?
Anya: Oh, well at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like, "Whoa, I'm 1100 years old." I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Tara: I go on-line sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's depressing.

^8/10

Anya: I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

^10/10

Buffy: And again with the non-medical clothing.
Ben: Well, actually, these are orthopedic pants. [pause] Man, that sounded so funny in my head.
Buffy: [fake laughs] It's very, very funny. It's funny in my head, too.

^6.5/10

Buffy: This may sound dumb, but I kind of got the impression that she was a--
Tara: Robot.
Xander & everyone: Oh yeah, robot.

^10/10

Buffy: What did she make you do?
Giles: Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.
Buffy: If it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window. So, if you want to trade-- No, wait... I wouldn't give that memory up for anything!
Buffy: Unless you want to stay for a while, then you and I could--
Joyce: Who wants to hear everything?
Buffy: ...listen to my mom talk about boys.
Giles: Right. Must go. See you tomorrow.

^9/10

Buffy: I didn't even see a good-night kiss. It all looked pretty tame to me.
Joyce: I suppose, by your standards, it could seem pretty... Oh, dear.
Buffy: What?
Joyce: I left my bra in his car.
Buffy: Mother!
Joyce: I'm joking.
Buffy: Good god, that's horrible. Don't do that.
Joyce: I left it in the restaurant.
Buffy: No more! No more! No more!
Joyce: On the dessert cart.
Buffy: I can't hear you!

^10/10

Tata: Do you have any books on robots?
Giles: Oh, yes. Dozens. There's an enormous amount of research we should do before-- No, I'm lying. I haven't got squat. I just like to see Xander squirm.
Xander: Funny. Charming and funny.

^ 10/10

Warren: There's something you need to know about her.
Buffy: I know.
Warren: No, wait, this is important.
Buffy: Believe me, I worked it out.
Warren: No, this is something that you can't possibly know. She's a robot.
Buffy: Uh-huh.

^ 9/10

Buffy: She growls? You made her so she growls?
Warren: Well...

^ 10/10 ХАХАХАХАХАХАХА

Warren: Yeah, I felt like I deserved to have someone. I mean, everyone deserves to have someone.
Buffy: So naturally, you turned to manufacturing.

Buffy: Swell. Romance and magnetic trains.

Buffy: Is she dangerous?
Warren: She's only programmed to be in love.
Buffy: Then she's dangerous.

^ 9/10

Minion: It seems like our Ben invited the Slayer for a date
Glory: Did she just say "No" to us?

Директор Снайдер: Есть вещи, которые я не признаю: учеников, болтающихся без дела после школы, трупы с вырванными сердцами ... а также курение.

Ксандер - Ангелу: И нечего пялиться на мою шею! Говорил же, поешь перед выходом!

Ксандер: Пойдем!
Корделия: И что будем делать? За исключением того, что испугаемся и погибнем?

Друсила: Хочешь вечную жизнь? Ксандер: Может начнем с кофе?... Или с кино?

Баффи (Спайку): Это так неожиданно. Даже не знаю, что сказать…
Спайк: Скажи - да и сделай меня самым счастливым мужчиной на земле.
Баффи: О, Спайк, конечно, да.
Целуются.
Баффи (протягивая Спайку кружку крови): держи, ровно 36,6. Нам столько нужно обговорить: церемония, гости.
Спайк: Прежде всего, свадьба будет не в церкви.
Баффи: Как на счет церемонии в парке.
Спайк: Приятного медового месяца с большой кучей пепла.
Баффи: Под деревьями, чтобы солнце не слепило глаза.
Спайк: Теплый весенний ветерок колышет листву, и нас нарекают мистером и миссис Большая Куча Пепла.
Баффи: Мы говорим о нашей свадьбе, а ты все обращаешь в шутку.
Спайк: Не дуйся. Посмотрите на эти губки, сейчас я их поймаю.
Целуются.

Вот из серии Intervention когда у Спайка Баффи робот побывал.

Buffy: Giles, you don't have to help. You cooked.
Giles: Oh, come on. I like to help. Helping you two out makes me feel useful.
Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage on Saturday? You could feel indispensible.

^ 8/10

Buffy: I can beat up the demons until the cows come home... and then I can beat up the cows.

^ 10/10

Buffy: A Guide, but no food or water. So it leads me to a sacred place, and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones?
Giles: Buffy, please!... It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

^ 9/10

Buffy: So, how does it start?
Giles: I, uh, jump out of the circle, then I jump back in it. And then I... uh... shake my gourd.
Buffy: Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around.
Giles: Go quest.

^ 10/10

BuffyBot: [Desktop Icons and Readout]

- Hard Drive
- Slaying
- Locate Spike
- Make Spike Happy
kissing01
kissing02
positions01
positions02
positions03
positions04
positions05...

BuffyBot: [Readout]

XANDER:
>FRIEND
>CARPENTER
>DATES ANYA

ANYA:
>DATES XANDER
>LIKES MONEY
>EX-DEMON

WILLOW:
>BEST FRIEND
>GAY (1999-PRESENT)
>WITCH
>GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

^ 10/10

BuffyBot: (To Xander): I don't understand that question, but thank you for asking! You're my friend. And a carpenter!

^ 9/10

Willow: Those darn Salem judges, with their Less-Satanic-Than-Thou attitudes!
Tara: Oh honey, let's change it. The Discovery Channel has koala bears.

^ 10/10

Willow: So, just this one time, you did something kinda crazy...
BuffyBot: It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches!

^ 10/10 Я так ржала

Glory: What the hell is that? And why is its hair that color?

^ 10/10 СУПЕР

Anya: We're just kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who what thing how with huh?
Anya: O.k., that's denial. That usually comes before anger.
Buffy: I'm not having sex with Spike!
Anya: Anger.

^ 9/10

Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable-- Spike is strong and myseterious, and sort of compact, but well-muscled....
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be!

^ 10/10 ОТПАД

Серия Tough Love

Glory: They got this part right that's for sure. A lot of sucky things in this dimension. Bubble bath-- not one of them!

^ 9/10

Willow: So we made a triangle with our bodies. And that's when I called Xander obtuse, and he got really grumpy. And then Dawn said we were a-cute triangle and, well, hilarity ensued.

^ 10/10

Tara: No, please! I mean, tell me if I said something wrong. Otherwise I know I'll say it again -- probably often and in public.

^ 9.5/10 Супер

Giles: You all right?
Willow: Yeah.
Giles: Ah, yes, because your good mood is both obvious and contagious.

^ 10/10

Glory: Think about it. You think your hand hurts? Imagine what you'd feel with my fingers wiggling in your brain. It doesn't kill you. What it does is make you feel like you're in a noisy, little dark room, naked and ashamed. And there are things in the dark that need to hurt you, because you're bad. Little pinching things that go in your ears, and crawl on the inside of your skull. And you know that if the noise of the crawling would stop, that you could remember how to get out... but you never, ever will.

^ 10/10 Класс

Glory: Did anybody order an apocalypse?

^ 10/10

Glory: You know what they used to do to witches, lover? They used to crucify them.
Buffy: They used to bow down to gods. Things change.

^ 10/10

Мне понравилось когда Спайк пришел в общежитие , набросился на Виллоу на кровати. Он еще не знал , что у него чип и не смог ее укусить . и тут Виллоу выдает такие перлы , как будто Спайк- импотент: "Может ты нервничаешь ?" ,"Такое бывает с каждым !" Спайк - "Только не со мной !" Виллоу -" Давай подождем пять минут и попробуем еще раз"

Аеще , когда Зэндер , Аня и Дон играли в "Монополию" и Аня спросила ,может ли она продать детей и получить еще денег.

Glory: Did anybody order an apocalypse?
Кстати похожую фразу скажет Аня Уиллоу в 7-м сезоне.

Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea?




Tara: You found the last known Urn of Osiris on eBay?

Anya: You know, she's not the descendant of a long line of mystical warriors. She's the descendant of a toaster oven.

Anya: I'll take really good care of your money.


"... Баффи понравилась ей, потому что была предсказуема - она же робот. Идеальный учительский любимчик. Ты знаешь, в этом и заключаются все школы. Это простые конвейеры, производящие безмозглые маленькие автоматы... Которые в итоге должны стать ценными и производительными членами общества..."
(Спайк)
"... Но они не могут грабить магазин магических товаров прямо сейчас! Я же только что стала его владельцем!..."
(Аня)
"... Извините, но нас уже ограбили. Попробуйте магазин в квартале отсюда, у них имеются хорошие тостеры..."
(Аня)
"... Ты прав. Магия, использованная мной, могущественна. Я могущественна. И наверное, это не самая лучшая идея повышать на меня голос..."
(Уиллоу Розенберг)

"... Купив одно глазное яблоко, второе вы получаете бесплатно!..."
(Аня)
"... Туман... Кладбище... Хэллоуин... И всё это должно хорошо закончиться..."
(Руперт Джайлз)
"... Это я бунтарь. а ты всего лишь идиот..."
(Спайк)
"... Это значит, что я должен стать... твоей Королевой?..."
(Ксандер Харрис)
"... Это очень соблазнительно. Но думаю, что на этот раз мы сможем обойтись и без этого..."
(Очаровательный)

Спайк к Баффи
-Если ты пришла за колбасой и яйцами то ты опаздала!

Вспомнила ещё одну фразу:
Buffy: How have u been?
Amy: Rat and u?
Buffy: Dead
Amy: Oh...

Amy: It's crazy, all the things that have happened since I went away.
Buffy: No kidding.
Amy: Snyder eaten by a snake, the high school got destroyed...
Buffy: Oh, Gatorade has a new flavor - blue.
Amy: See? Head spinning. People getting frozen, Willow's dating girls. And did you hear about Tom and Nicole?

Amy: Just, you know... Everything feels weird. I mean, it's like... I felt I was in that cage for WEEKS. But it can still be okay, right? I can still get into the swing of things. Like, prom's coming up. I was so hoping Larry would ask me. We would make such a splash at... Oh, Oh, god. He hasn't asked someone else, has he?
Willow: Uh, Amy. Three things we need to talk about: 1- Larry's gay. 2- Larry's dead. And 3- high school's kinda over.

Not that funny,but I love them anyway:

Добавлено: Пт Июл 30, 2004 7:04 pm Заголовок сообщения:

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Мои любимые моменты из сегодняшней серии “Dead Things”:

BUFFY: Uh ... we missed the bed again.
SPIKE: Lucky for the bed.

BUFFY: Is this a new rug?
SPIKE: Mm...no. Just looks different when you're under it.

SPIKE: Are we having a conversation?
BUFFY: What? No! No. (pause) Maybe.
SPIKE: Hmm.
BUFFY: What?
SPIKE: Well, isn't this usually the part where you ... kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?
BUFFY: That's the plan .....soon as my legs start working.


BUFFY: Have you seen my underwear?
SPIKE: What is this to you? This thing we have.
BUFFY: We don't have a ... thing, we have ... this. That's all.
SPIKE: Do you even like me?
BUFFY: Sometimes.
SPIKE: But you like what I do to you.


SPIKE: You see ... you try to be with them......but you always end up in the dark ......with me. What would they think of you ... if they found out ... all the things you've done? If they knew ... who you really were?
BUFFY: Don't.
SPIKE: Stop me.
SPIKE: No ... don't close your eyes. Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows... with me. Look at your friends ... and tell me ... you don't love getting away with this.....right under their noses.

SPIKE: What do you think you're doing?
BUFFY: The right thing. For once.
SPIKE: Sorry, luv. Can't let you do that.
BUFFY: I have to tell them what happened.
SPIKE: Nothing happened.
BUFFY: I killed that girl.
SPIKE: Demons in the woods? Time going wonky? They won't believe you.
BUFFY: I'll show them.
SPIKE: Show them what?
BUFFY: What did you do?
SPIKE: I took care of it.
BUFFY: What ... did you do?!
SPIKE: What I had to. I went back and I took care of it. It doesn't matter now. No one will ever find her.
COP #1: (O.S.) Where'd they find her?
COP #2: The river. She washed up half a mile from the cemetery.
SPIKE: Oh ... balls.
SPIKE: You're not going in there.
BUFFY: I have to do this. Just let me go.
SPIKE: I can't. I love you.
BUFFY: No, you don't.
SPIKE: You think I haven't tried not to?


BUFFY: Why do I feel like this? Why do I let Spike do those things to me?
TARA: You mean hit you. Oh.
TARA: Oh, huh. Really.
BUFFY: He's everything I hate. He's everything that ... I'm supposed to be against. But the only time that I ever feel anything is when ... Don't tell anyone, please.
TARA: I won't.
BUFFY: The way they would look at me ... I just couldn't...
TARA: I won't tell anyone. I wouldn't do that.
BUFFY: Why can't I stop? Why do I keep letting him in?
TARA: Do you love him?


Спайк с Аней в Волшебной...
Спайк: Последняя рюмка для дамы.
Аня: Спасибо.
Спайк.: Давай быстро пока я не передумал

Епизод The Killer In Me

Dawn: Molly and Rona are fighting over who gets to drive the first leg.
Buffy: Bet you wish you'd renewed that California state driver's license now, huh?
Anya: Rona won. You should probably let Molly out of the trunk. I never actually realized just how compact Molly really is.
lol

Епизод The Firt Date

Buffy: There he is -- on the Hellmouth all, every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.

Love this one,it happens right befor Buffy meets Spike:

Anya: I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous.
Buffy: Well, it's not working.
Anya: Are you nuts? Of course it's working! Observe my bitter ranting. Hear the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice.
(few seconds of silence)
Anya: Fine, go. Leave me here to stew in my impotent rage. All right, well, I'm also gonna pee, so you should probably go.


KENNEDY
What did you do to her?

CHLOE/FIRST
Nothing! We just talked all night. Well, I did most of the talking, but Chloe is...I'm sorry, was a good listener. 'Til she hanged herself. (to Kennedy) Like when you called her maggot—she really heard that.


Dawn: I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico.
Xander: You know what's even worse? All those stupid "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" jokes. I mean, give me some "eye of the beholder" jokes. You know? Or some "eye for an eye" jokes. Or maybe even a post-modern "I, Claudius" joke, you know? It's about standards, Dawnie.



Caleb: Okay, let's do it.
The First Evil: Boy, you sure know how to romance a girl. No flowers, no dinner, no tour of the rectory. Just "okay, I'm ready, let's do it." Help me, my knees are weak.


мне понравилась фраза спайка
-Он как глаток свежего воздуха...слава богу я не дышу

вот цитата из Ангела:
-Вы актёр
-Нет
-Это был не вопрос

Из "Ангела":
- Я буду ходить, куда хочу, а ты иди к черту!
- ... я там уже был...


Анжел 1х03 In The Dark

Spike in high voice: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
(Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands)
No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”

Cordy to Doyle: “Oh, my urination just hasn’t been public enough lately.”

Cordy: "Well, someone *has* to go out there and cheer him up."
Angel looks over at Cordy then after a moment gets up.
Cordy holds up a hand to stop him: "Oh, please. Someone with a heartbeat."

Епизод Hero

Cordy: "Angel started the day over knowing he'd remember everything that happened?"
Doyle: "That's pretty amazing, huh?"
Cordy: "Uh, amazing that he didn't check the stock quotes or the lotto numbers. Angel should have told us what happened. We can't keep secrets from each other."

а это, а это!

Doyle: "The thing of it is, - I'm a little bit more then meets the... (Presses a hand to his head as he gets hit by a vision). Ow!"

Cordy as a girl walks by: "Oh, Uh, I know this one! Ah, mask - mask head, ah, the man with two brains!"

Cut to blurred pictures of a brick building and some people huddled together.

Cordy: "What ever you saw just now - did they look like they could afford to pay?"

Вот Каризма из Зачарованых

Seer (Charisma Carpenter): There is nothing more I can tell you about the demon
Leo: You can tell me where he came from. I have to know, did it come from me? Tell me
Seer: Oh! What's the matter? Are you in pain?
Leo: Please
Seer: See, I have a problem. You kind of have a temper. And, if I dont tell you then, well, you probably shock me to death. And if I do tell you and you dont like the answer well, then you probably shock me to death.

*Seer sends a stupid smile*

Leo: I won't hurt you
Seer: Yeah! That's not much of garanty.


Angel:Cordy: “Are you alright, Wesley?”
Wesley: “No. These pants, they tend to chafe one’s (looks at Cordy) – legs.”

Barney: “I’m sensing a little performance anxiety here. Little trick, picture everybody…”
Cordy: “In their underwear.”
Barney: “I was going to say dead, but hey, if that underwear thing works for you…”


Wesley: "You should've tried to call us on your cell phone. - You probably forgot you had it."
Angel takes his cell phone out and looks at it.
Angel: "These things hardly ever work. Besides it was a lot easier and quicker to just (mimes punching a hole and grimaces, shaking his hand) - Look, I'm the boss here, I say when we use the cell phones and people are gonna die and - I have to go."
Leaves.
Cordy yells after him: "You're welcome!"


фраза Везли когда он только пришол первый раз в библеотеку Джаилза знакомиться с Баффи Фейт :

- Есть три заветных правила истребительницы : Остарожность, Остарожность, Остарожность!
И Баффи со скривленым лицом :
-Это одно и тоже просто повторил ты его трижды.lol


Эндрю: Спайк давай поиграем в слова?
Спайк: Нет.
Эндрю: Я загадал слово, угадай какое?
Спайк: (спокойно) Гобелен.
Эндрю: Как ты угадал? (восхищенно)
Спайк: Тут ни хрена кроме гобелена нет.


Друселла: Я читаю твоё лицо как поэму.
Зендер: А Tам случайно нету слов - пощади меня?

BUFFY Mom, please, just come sit with me. Joyce fidgets and steps back from the bed. J
OYCE I've uh, I've got laundry.
BUFFY Why are you...? (she bolts up in bed) You had sex with Giles?!
JOYCE (gasps)
BUFFY YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?!
JOYCE (turns to hurry out of the room) It was the candy! We were teenagers!
BUFFY On the hood of a police car?!?
JOYCE (stops just outside the room looking back) I'll be downstairs. You feel better. (she hurries away)
BUFFY (calling after her) TWICE!!!!

Ну и особенно порадовал конец.

GILES I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
BUFFY Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER!
At which point Giles walks right into a tree.

Spike - I'd Fuckin' you
Buffy - So am I!!

Обожаю цитировать Ксана:
One day I'll have money. Prestige. Power. And on that day
they'll still have more.
Правда ведь...
Это из серии "Reptile Boy".


Первая серия первого сезона.
Баффи: Ты кто?
Ангел: Друг.
Баффи: Мне не нужны такие друзья.
Ангел: А я не сказал, что я твой друг.

My favorit,as a true Spuffy:

Из серии Touched
SPIKE
You listen to me. (kneels in front of her) I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. (looks into her eyes) A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. (Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face) Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. (a tear rolls down Buffy's cheek) I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.


And of course!!!:

SPIKE out into the yard.

BUFFY
Spike.

SPIKE
Hi, Buffy.

BUFFY
Don't take this the wrong way but...

She socks him in the nose.

SPIKE
Ow!

BUFFY
What are you doing here? Five words or less.

Spike counts the words on his fingers.

SPIKE
Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

BUFFY
Out for a walk at night by my house. No one has time for this,
William.

SPIKE
On your merry way, then. You know, contrary to one's self-involved
world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts... and
other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel
I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.

BUFFY
Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.

SPIKE
Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole
crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly
original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I
really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life
besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway
and... and you have stupid hair.