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From Angel
Life of the party
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn, is something weird going on? Charles, you just peed on my shoes.
Gunn: I'll be damned! That's weird.

Spike [re: Angel & Eve]: Hey! Angel's getting some! Good on you, mate!

In the Dark
Angel: I had a nice day. Except for the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death.

Hell bound
Fred: You don't know what Spike's dealing with, where he goes when he disappears. He told me. It's Hell. He's slipping into Hell.
Gunn: Kinda figured.
Wesley: Of course.
Gunn: Where else would he be headed?

Conviction
Angel: What? I'm not allowed to hit people?
Wesley: Not people capable of genocide.
Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Turn night into glorious day? You, pathetic little fairy!
Angel: I'm not little!

From Buffy
Yocko factor
Giles: Adam's gonna kick your ass.
Buffy: Are you drunk?
Giles" Quite a bit actually.

Out of mind, out of sight
Giles: I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a love baseball bat before.
Xander: Maybe it's a vampire bat?

Prophecy Girl
Buffy: We killed each other. That promotes togetherness.

~ Xander: It's funny, when Earth never opens & swallows you when you want it to.
~ Spike: I've heard complaints over the years, but then I just killed whoever spoke up.
~ Buffy: To make a vampire, they have to suck your blood. & Then you have to suck their blood. It's a whole big sucking thing.

The pack
Buffy: I hit him.
Willow: With what?
Buffy: With a desk.

What's my line? (1)
Xander: So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in woman.

~ Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
~ Giles: Does thins look familiar either to you?
Buffy: Yeah, sure. It looks like a book.
Xander: I knew that one!
~ Xander: apparently Buffy had decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?
Buffy: Shut. Up.

Inca mummy girl
Buffy: If you're so amped about the Hell, why don't you go there?

The witch
Xander: I laugh in face of the danger & then I hide until it goes away.

Passion
Xander: If Giles wants to go after the fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say "Faster, pussycat, kill, kill"!

Becoming (part 1)
Spike: It's big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. None of them have a rock this big.

Dead man party
Giles: Oh, look at my mask, isn't it pretty, it raises the dead. Bloody Americans.

Doomed
Riley: What are you?
Buffy: Capricorn, you?