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10 Important Mantras for Aging Gracefully

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Понедельник, 23 Ноября 2015 г. 06:37 + в цитатник
Many people feel unhappy, health-wise and security-wise, after 60 or 70 or 80 years of age, feeling as if a diminishing importance is given to them and their opinions. But, it need not be so, if only we understand the basic principles of life and follow them.
 
Here are ten mantras to age gracefully, make life after retirement more pleasant, enjoy and treasure the elder years of wisdom and intelligence at its best.
 
1. Never say 'I am too old'
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15 Wonderful Health Benefits of Broccoli

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Понедельник, 23 Ноября 2015 г. 06:45 + в цитатник

As a kid, I used to hate broccoli. Whenever my mother would cook it, I would make up all sorts of elaborate fibs hoping she wouldn't make me eat it (although they never worked). But when I became an adult, I grew to love this green vegetable and enjoy it in a variety of dishes. I've since discovered that broccoli is not just healthy, it's 'super' healthy - and I wanted to share the good news with you today.

Interesting Broccoli Facts:

Broccoli was first cultivated in Italy back in the 6th-century B.C.E., and its name comes from the Italian broccoli meaning “the flowering crest of a cabbage”. The broccoli is a member of the cabbage family, along with the radish, turnip, mustard, and more. It was introduced to the United States by Italian immigrants in the 1920s and wasn’t wildly known until then. 77% of the world's broccoli is produced in China and India. The part of the broccoli we eat is the flower and the stem.

Broccoli

Health Benefits of Broccoli:

1. It protects your skin from aging

Broccoli is rich in antioxidants, such as Vitamin C, which reduces and prevents the damages caused by free radicals, such as pigmentation and wrinkling. In addition, the health content of Vitamins B and E aids in giving your skin a healthy glow.

2. It protects you from UV radiation

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .These Doggie Observations Are Lovely

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Понедельник, 23 Ноября 2015 г. 06:56 + в цитатник

There are so many things we can say about our dog friends, who have so many shapes and forms - but always the same heart. Here are some beautiful thoughts about the species that loves being our best friend.  

 

dog observations

 dog observations

 dog observations

 

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .

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Понедельник, 23 Ноября 2015 г. 18:40 + в цитатник
Working people frequently ask us, as a retired couple,  what we do to make our days interesting.
 
Well, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about five minutes.
 
When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on sir, how about giving a pensioner a break?'
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He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a fascist bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him atotal pillock. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. We continued to call him every name under the sun, and he just kept writing those tickets...
 
This went on for about 20 minutes, and then our bus arrived.
 
There's always something fun to do as a pensioner...

Image courtesy of: stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net

Рубрики:  Живое Человеческое Общение/Переводы .Humor.Смех.Сатира.
80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Humor in English
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: An Unusual Clock

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Понедельник, 23 Ноября 2015 г. 18:47 + в цитатник

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

cuckoo clockJust as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a conflict. (Even when very drunk I figured 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem angry in the least.


 
 

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh cr*p.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and passed wind."

Рубрики:  80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
Живое Человеческое Общение
Humor in English
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Welcome to Baba-Mail.The Farmer's Interview

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Вторник, 24 Ноября 2015 г. 20:17 + в цитатник

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
 
This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter:  “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
 
farmer
 

 
 
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
 
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):  “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
 
Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
 
Reporter:  “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”
 
Farmer:  “I am getting to the point, Miss.”  “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?
 
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

 

Рубрики:  Живое Человеческое Общение/Переводы .Humor.Смех.Сатира.
80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Great Extra Uses for Regular Aluminum Foil

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Вторник, 24 Ноября 2015 г. 20:41 + в цитатник

Aluminum foil is one of those things a kitchen just can't do without, but it's mainly used for cooking and wrapping food. Well I'm here to tell you that this household item has many more uses than just those 2, and can help you in a number of areas, for instance...

 
foil
 
1. Separate brown sugar lumps
Brown sugar is a great product, but hard to work with as it tends to harden into lumps. If that happens, wrap a lump of brown sugar in metal foil and put it in the oven on 150 (Celsius) for about 5 minutes. The sugar will soften and separate.
 
 
2. Protect pie dough
Sometimes, when we bake a pie in the oven, the filling hasn't finished cooking but the dough at the edges is getting burnt. Fold a piece of metal foil over the edges of the pie dough to prevent them from burning up.
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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Живое Человеческое Общение
Humor in English
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .10 Tips to Help you Stay Healthy this Winter

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Среда, 25 Ноября 2015 г. 04:32 + в цитатник

Come winter, immunity is the season's magic word! As temperatures drop, windows and doors remain closed, harboring an environment for viruses to thrive. As a result, if your immunity isn't up to speed, you're more likely to get sick. So to ward off colds, the flu and other winter germs lurking in the room, these 10 useful tips will help you and your family stay well during the cold, dark months ahead.

 
 
fight colds
Source
 

1. Use hand sanitizer wherever possible

Particularly if you have little kids around. Researchers from Children's Hospital in Boston studied 292 families for 5 months, during which they discovered that those who carried hand sanitizer with them had 50 percent fewer cases of stomach bugs than nonusers. Predominantly because, when used correctly (your hands should still feel damp after rubbing the gel together for 10 to 15 seconds) hand sanitizer products practically eliminate all germs. So spare yourself the winter blahs this year, and carry hand sanitizer with you.

 

2. And don't forget your feet

With your hands taken care of, your feet need tending to also. Winter's heavy shoes, boots and socks can take a toll on our feet. The best defense? Moisturize your feet daily. Doing so will keep fungi from entering cracked winter skin. And once applied, wear socks with synthetic fibers to wick away moisture faster.  

 

3. Change your toothbrush

toothbrush

If you've just had a cold or the flu, a mouth infection or a sore throat, use a new toothbrush. Germs often hide in the toothbrush, which can lead to re-infection. Stock up on toothbrushes, so there's always a spare handy.

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .The Incredibly Nutritious Health Benefits of Eggs

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Среда, 25 Ноября 2015 г. 04:44 + в цитатник

Health & Lifestyle > Health

Besides being an incredibly versatile ingredient that can be used in most dishes - savory or sweet - eggs are  exceptionally nutritious. Their goodness can be found in the yolk, which contains over 90 percent of an egg's calcium and iron, while the white part contains almost half of the egg's protein.

So, if you're not eating eggs regularly, here are 10 reasons you ought to change your mind.

 
 
eggs
 

1. They are among the most nutritious food on the planet.

Eggs contain a little bit of almost every nutrient we need, making them the perfect food. In fact, a single boiled egg contains:

  • Vitamin A (6% of the RDA*)
  • Folate (5% of the RDA)
  • Vitamin B5 (7% of the RDA)
  • Vitamin B12 (9% of the RDA)
  • Vitamin B2 (15% of the RDA)
  • Phosphorus (9% of the RDA)
  • Selenium (22% of the RDA)

Eggs also contain decent amounts of Vitamin D, Vitamin E, Vitamin K, Vitamin B6, Calcium and Zinc.

In total, eggs equate to 77 calories, 6 grams of protein and 5 grams of healthy fats.

*RDA - Recommended Daily Allowance

2. While eggs may be high in cholesterol, they don't adversely affect blood cholesterol.

True, eggs are high in cholesterol. In fact, a single egg contains 212mg, which is over half of the recommended daily intake of 300mg. However, while it may seem counter-productive to eat eggs, the cholesterol in eggs does not necessarily raise cholesterol in the blood. Of course, it is important to note that the response of egg consumption varies from one individual to another. But overall, studies have shown that in 70 percent of people, eggs did not raise cholesterol at all. However, in the other 30 percent (termed hyper responders) eggs mildly raised total and LDL cholesterol.  

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Granny Doesn't Like this Winter...

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Четверг, 26 Ноября 2015 г. 04:41 + в цитатник

It's incredibly cold out there, and many people are fed up with these low temperatures, but none as much as granny's had it, and she's got a few selective, and hilarious words for this dastardly cold!

granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
 
granny funny photos cold
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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Живое Человеческое Общение
Humor in English
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Tips For All Ages to Make it to 100!

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Четверг, 26 Ноября 2015 г. 04:54 + в цитатник

Main >  Health & Lifestyle > Health

Only 50 short years ago, the chance that any given individual would live to see their 100th birthday was 1 in 67,000. Today, the chances of living to become a centenarian, a 100- year old person, is 1 in 6,000! This encouraging statistic has improved as people have become increasingly aware of health and the effects of their environment on their longevity starting from younger ages. 

Here are tips for all of your loved ones on how to pave the way to a long and prosperous life. See you in a century!

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .More Turkey Please! The Health Benefits of Eating Turkey

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Четверг, 26 Ноября 2015 г. 04:58 + в цитатник

Main >  Health & Lifestyle > Health

I’ve always wondered why turkeys are the bird of choice for our annual Thanksgiving dinner, and seeing as one of our most important national holidays will be celebrated tomorrow, I thought I’d satisfy my curiosity. I also discovered, to my surprise, that there are some terrific health benefits offered by a Thanksgiving turkey.

The History of the Thanksgiving Turkey

It’s actually debatable whether Turkey was served or not during the First Thanksgiving of 1621, because colonist Edward Winslow’s account of the harvest feast at Plymouth simply mentions that pilgrims gathered “wild fowl”, which means they were just as likely to have feasted on ducks or geese as turkeys.

More than 200 years passed before turkey gained traction as the staple Thanksgiving meal. It was the rediscovery in 1856 of colonist William Bradford’s lost journal that marked the beginning of turkey becoming the Thanksgiving meal of choice. In his journal, Bradford made references to wild turkey being hunted in the fall of 1621.

This was further enshrined in American culture when President Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a national holiday in 1863. So there you have it! That’s how we all came to eat turkeys with our families every fourth Thursday of November.

The good news is that although we may eat a little too much each Thanksgiving, eating turkey has numerous health benefits. Before we get to them, here’s why you should go organic this Thanksgiving:  

 

Going Organic

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .A Trilogy of Great Dirty Jokes

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Пятница, 27 Ноября 2015 г. 01:35 + в цитатник
Main >  Humor > Funny
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question. 
 
Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .8 Pressure Points That Reduce Stress

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Суббота, 28 Ноября 2015 г. 10:31 + в цитатник
 

We all have our ways of dealing with stress. Some people escape to a sunny beach, some prefer a nice glass of wine, and others even do their best to ignore it. Each way has its advantages (and sometimes disadvantages), but we can’t always do what helps at the exact moment we need to. This is where pressure points become a quick and effective long-term solution. Pressure points are areas in the body that can trigger various effects in our bodies and minds when pressure is applied to them. 

The Scalp

Pressure Points

The Scalp is full of pressure points, many that can effectively and discretely reduce stress levels. You can sit at your office desk, lean back and use two fingers to massage the point where the neck meets the skull for about 20 seconds. Much of the stress we accumulate during the day collects in the shoulders and neck muscles, and applying pressure to this point can relieve much of it.

 

The Ear

Pressure Points

This pressure point is known as Shen Men (The Spirit Gate), and some experts claim it’s the best stress-relieving point in the body. In reflexology, it’s also used to reduce inflammation and pain throughout the body. It’s recommended that you massage this spot with a cotton bud or even a pen, and to take deep, slow breaths during the massage.

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .The Meaning of Bravery

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Суббота, 28 Ноября 2015 г. 10:37 + в цитатник

Main >  Humor > Funny

A British SAS squad and an American Marines squad are together in the middle of a city. The commanding officers of each group are discussing the merits of SAS vs Marines: these officers have reputations for being the strongest, toughest and most feared men in the whole of the armed forces.

The American squad leader turns to the British officer and says, "My Marines are so much braver than your SAS."

"I doubt that very much," says the SAS officer.

"They are much braver," says the American. "Watch this."

The American squad leader turns to one of his Marines and shouts, "SERGEANT!! Climb to the very top of that building and jump off."

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Those Clever Nuns...

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Суббота, 28 Ноября 2015 г. 18:10 + в цитатник
Main >  Humor > Funny
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: 
 
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
10 MILES 
 
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says: 
 
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
5 MILES 
 
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: 
 
SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 
NEXT RIGHT 
 
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: 
 
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .5 Health Benefits Oatmeal Provides

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Понедельник, 30 Ноября 2015 г. 16:04 + в цитатник

We all know oatmeal is good for us, but do you know how much it can really benefit you? Find out the whys and the hows of this incredibly healthy food by reading about the top health benefits oatmeal provides!

oatmeal

1. Oatmeal decreases the level of cholesterol in your blood as well as your risk of cardiac diseases
The FDA approved, in a unique move, a health label on oatmeal packages that explains how soluble fibers from oatmeal, as part of a low trans-fat diet, can decrease your chances of being afflicted with heart conditions. This was based on 30 years of research into oatmeal and its benefits.
 
2. Oatmeal helps the digestion process
The soluble fibers in oatmeal are taken apart in the lower intestine by resident bacteria. Those fibers that were not taken apart increase the volume of food and hasten bowel movements. This method decreases the likelihood of inflammatory diseases in the lower intestine, including hemorrhoids.  
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: Putting it Delicately.

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Понедельник, 30 Ноября 2015 г. 19:05 + в цитатник

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening.

During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye.

Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom, and I know what you’re thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly room-mates."

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Main >  Humor > Funny

A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can’t seem to find it. You don’t think she would have taken it, do you?" "I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John.

John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter:  "Dear Mom,  While I’m not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you 'didn’t' take a gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever since you were here for dinner one has been missing.  Love, Your son."

Several days later, John received a reply from his mother which read: "Dear John,  While I am not saying you 'do' sleep with Judy, and I’m not saying you 'don’t' sleep with her, the fact remains that she would have found the gravy ladle by now if she were sleeping in her own bed.  Love, Mom."

 

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .10 Eating Mistakes You Need to Avoid Post Menopause

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Вторник, 01 Декабря 2015 г. 16:11 + в цитатник

 Health & Lifestyle > Health

 

As if hot flashes weren't bad enough, weight gain is another contributing factor that most women in  their menopausal years have to deal with. And while the two tend to go hand in hand due to a combination of factors like decreased estrogen, slower metabolism and lifestyle factors (such as poor diet and lack of exercise) tipping the scale in your favor is not as hard as you may think. The key lies in making minimal changes that can easily be adapted to your daily routine. So, if you are guilty of one of the following, start correcting your eating habits today.

 
weight gain

Read on for 10 eating mistakes you need to avoid:

 

1. Reduce your sugar consumption

Hormonal fluctuations often arise as a result of menopause, which can affect your body's ability to maintain stable blood sugar levels. Reducing your sugar intake is therefore a key component to weight loss and maintenance. Taking an all-or-nothing approach, however, is not the way to go about it. Rather, the key lies in reducing your sugar intake by consuming refined sugars, like those found in cookies and cakes, less frequently. Natural sugars, like that in fruit, should be your main source of sweetness.

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Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Живое Человеческое Общение
Вегетарианство. Вегетарианская кухня. Рецепты.
"Anti-aging medicine."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Boost Your Vision with these Top 10 Foods

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Среда, 02 Декабря 2015 г. 21:32 + в цитатник

FACT! According to the American Optometric Association, more than 25 million people worldwide are affected by age-related macular degeneration and cataracts - the leading cause of blindness in people over age 55.

Our eyesight tends to weaken as we age, with symptoms usually varying from blurry vision to frequent headaches and watery eyes. Though it may not always be the case, factors like genetics, aging, excessive strain on the eyes and even poor nutrition are usually the contributing factors. And while weak eyesight may be corrected with prescription glasses, lenses or even surgery, consuming foods rich in the nutrients lutein and zeaxanthin (both of which can reduce the risk of chronic eye diseases) as well as a diet rich in vitamins C and E, beta-Carotene and Omega-3 fatty acids, may also help prevent age-related eye diseases.

Here are 10 of your best sources:

 
 

1. Start your day off with an Egg

improve your eyesight

For a beneficial breakfast, protein-packed eggs are a great way to get you started each morning. While boosting your energy, eggs also provide nutrients such as lutein, Vitamin E and Omega 3 - all essential for improved eyesight. Opt for a high quality, free-range brand to stock up on more nutrients.

 

2. Squeeze an Orange each morning

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Five Thousand Dollars...

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Среда, 02 Декабря 2015 г. 21:45 + в цитатник

 Humor > Funny

2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn't help but notice that Jay's wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.
 
seductive womanLater, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, "Do you like what you see?" 
 
Surprised by her boldness, Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $5000." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested. 
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Simple Exercises to Prevent Osteoporosis

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Четверг, 03 Декабря 2015 г. 13:55 + в цитатник
Starting at age 30 and onwards, our bones become more porous and less dense, which makes them vulnerable to fracture, bad  posture and even a shrinkage of our stature. That said, there are good ways of preventing loss of bone density through exercise. Below I will explain a bit about bone density, why we lose it with age and what exercises you can perform to  maintain it.
 
Osteoporosis
 
Why does osteoporosis occur? 
During our lifetime, the bones in our body are dismantled and rebuilt, but after age 30, the bone gets to a state where the deconstructed material is more prevalent than the built. This situation causes osteoporosis and damages the overall strength of our frame. The osteoporosis makes our bones vulnerable and causes possible fractures. The most common places for a fracture are in the wrist, the vertebra and the hips. 
 
 
Who suffers from osteoporosis?
Because of the function estrogen plays in this process, women after menopause are the biggest sufferers of osteoporosis. That said, men also suffer from this problem. Bone density deteriorates faster in women around age 50, while with men it appears around age 70.
 
There are various types of medication for osteoporosis, usually given when the situation is especially bad. Still, the  best known way of treating osteoporosis is prevention by exercise. Once the process of osteoporosis has already begun, exercise slowly loses effect, and so the medical recommendation is to begin regular exercise as early as possible.
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"Anti-aging medicine."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .18 Interesting Facts About Genitalia

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Пятница, 04 Декабря 2015 г. 15:30 + в цитатник

 Health & Lifestyle > Health

Of all the parts of our body, our genitalia contains the parts we almost never talk about, even though they are natural parts of our bodies. These two organs complete each other to create new life in one of the most pleasurable processes we can experience. So putting shyness aside, I'd like to share with you some very educational facts about the male and female genitalia that may surprise you.

9 Facts About the Penis

The small appendage has a plethora of nicknames, as well as some surprising facts.

Genitalia Facts

1. The penis has no bones, so how does it harden?

Apes and monkeys have bones in their penis, but humans do not. The penis has fiber tissues that swell up with blood, and that is how it gets hard. If you've heard about people 'breaking their penis', you should know the reason for the break is actually from damage to its outer tissue. If the problem is left untreated, scar tissue can form and cause Peyronie's disease, causing pain, erectile dysfunction and damage to the shape of the penis.

2. Size does matter... to men

Studies show that the average length of an erect male penis is 13.12 cm, but researchers also found that this information doesn't make most men feel good about themselves, even if they have a higher-than-average size. A study performed at King's College in London found that penis size anxiety is related to undiagnosed depression.

3. The health of the body and that of the penis are linked

If you're a man and you've been having a hard time getting an erection lately, you should examine your lifestyle. Are you sleeping enough? Have you gained a bit of weight? Men who are overweight tend to have lower levels of testosterone in their bodies, and so may suffer erectile dysfunction. Men who aren't sleeping enough or who don't exercise may also harm their ability to have an erection.

4. It can grow

A pair of Italian urologists from the University of Turin who were not satisfied with the size of their members, conducted a research on a system known as “stretching”. The system is supposed to help increase the size of your penis without surgical intervention. The men who took part in the research would stretch their penis for several hours a day over the course of four months. The results were an increase of 1.5-2.5cm (0.6-1 inch). If you’re looking for an easier way to make your own organ grow, another study found that during oral sex, penis measurements increase than in other kinds of arousal.

5. It’s more flexible than you think

A research conducted in 2002 in the University of Stanford, researchers analyzed pictures of couples during coitus inside an MRI machine. They discovered that in the missionary position, the penis bends to a boomerang-like shape when it’s in the vagina.

Genitalia Facts

6. Cigarettes can make it smaller

Research show that cigarettes not only lower a person’s libido, it also may cause weaker erections. The reason is that smoking shrinks the arteries, thus hindering the erection process.

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Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Живое Человеческое Общение
"Anti-aging medicine."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .The Computer is Gender Confused

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Суббота, 05 Декабря 2015 г. 20:28 + в цитатник

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

 
'"House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon."'
 
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher thought it would be a good exercise to have the students decide what they thought the gender should be.
 
So she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
 
 
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
 
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
 
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
 
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review. 
 
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you constantly find yourself spending more money on accessories for it.
 
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer") because:
 
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 
 
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
 
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
 
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model!

 

Image courtesy of: Stuart Miles / freedigitalphotos.net

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80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: Career Choices...

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Суббота, 12 Декабря 2015 г. 19:17 + в цитатник

Humor Funny

A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he  wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. 
 
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
 
A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine.
 
'I'll just hide behind the door, the preacher said to himself, 'and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.'
 
boy
 
'If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me,  and what a blessing that would be! 'If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. 'But, if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and Lord, what a shame that would be. 'And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing bum.'
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80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
Humor in English
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Occupation: Mother!

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Суббота, 12 Декабря 2015 г. 19:26 + в цитатник
 
The officer at the driving license counter asked the lady: "What is your occupation?"
 
The woman, seeking a renewal of her license seemed to be puzzled.
so the officer said "Ma'am, are you employed, have your own business or..."
 
"Oh yes!' The woman replied, "I do have a full-time occupation. I am a mother!"
 
The officer rolled his eyes: "We don't have 'mother' as an option for occupation. I'll write it down as 'housewife'. That takes care of all questions."
 
This had happened long ago, and was forgotten. Years later, when I (the woman in the story, if you hadn't guessed) went to get my license, the public relations officer was a somewhat pompous woman.
 
"Your occupation?" she asked in a rather authoritative tone.
 
I just had a moment pf inspiration and replied "I am a researcher in the field of child development, nutrition and inter-personal relationships."
 
The lady officer stared at me in amazement.
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .How to Tell the Sex of a Bird

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Суббота, 12 Декабря 2015 г. 19:32 + в цитатник
 
This is AMAZING!!! 
 
I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined biologically or by medical examination by experts. 
 
Until now. 
 
Below are two birds. Study them closely. See if you can determine which of the two is the female.  It CAN be done! Even by one with limited bird watching skills! 
 
 
 
bird gender
 
 
 
Send this to all of the men you know, who could do with a good laugh!! 
 
And to all women who have a great sense of humor...
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .What a Coincidence!

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Суббота, 12 Декабря 2015 г. 19:38 + в цитатник
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
 
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
 
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.
 
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
 
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
 
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
 
"This is incredible," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
 
"I used a different rooster," he said.
 
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke; Happily Ever After?

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Воскресенье, 20 Декабря 2015 г. 18:56 + в цитатник
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. 
 
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?
 
fairy godmother
 
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?
 
Cinderella is overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: 
 
"I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. 
 
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!
 
The Fairy Godmother replied, "It's the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?
 
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. 
 
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul. 
 
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke. "You have one more wish, what willyou have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man.
 
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet. 
 
The Fairy Godmother again spoke. "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life!" And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. 
 
For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. 
 
Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young, muscular arms. 
 
He leaned in close to her ear, whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"

Image courtesy of: imagerymajestic / freedigitalphotos.net

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: The Benefactor

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Воскресенье, 20 Декабря 2015 г. 19:07 + в цитатник

Humor > Funny

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. 

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! 
 
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. 
 
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
 
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
 
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
 
HE paid for your football season tickets.
 
HE paid for our house on the lake.
 
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
 
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
 
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
 
The cabby replies, 'Me? I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'

Image courtesy of FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Рубрики:  80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Hugging a Loved One Has a Number of Health Benefits

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Вторник, 22 Декабря 2015 г. 10:30 + в цитатник

A hug can convey a lot about how we feel about another person. It is not only a great way to bond with one another, it makes us feel good too. Surprisingly though, hugging has several other physical health benefits as well. In fact, scientists have discovered that when we hug a loved one, the hormone oxytocin releases into the blood stream. This hormone lowers blood pressure, reduces stress and anxiety and has also been found to improve your memory. It has also been connected to feelings of love.

 
 
hugging
 

But, with all these benefits (and more), should we be selective about who we hug? According to research conducted at the University of Vienna, giving a polite embrace to someone we may not know well can have the opposite effect. In fact, when we receive unwanted hugs - be it from strangers, or people we know, the hormone oxytocin is not released - rather, anxiety levels rise and the stress hormone, cortisol is released.

So prior to hugging someone, just ensure that it will be reciprocated. Other than that, here are 10 reasons why we should hug our loved ones more often.

1. Hugs combat the common cold and flu

A hug a day can keep stress-related infections and the common cold at bay. This notion has been confirmed by studies conducted by Carneige Mellon University. It was found that hugging was effective in protecting people from stress-induced vulnerability to infection, such as a viral infection.

2. Hugging boosts your immune system

Aside from uplifting your spirits and making you feel good, the oxytocin hormone released while hugging also increases the presence of other hormones that fight infection. The combined effect of feeling good and healthy, in turn, helps boost your immune system.

3. Hugs help alleviate pain

While hugs have the ability to boost your immune system, the oxytocin hormone that is released also decreases pain levels. Usually, when we feel pain, our natural response is to rub and massage the affected area. In fact, it has been found that such a simple touch releases enough oxytocin to make us feel better.

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .16 Things That Can Damage Your Computer

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Вторник, 22 Декабря 2015 г. 14:46 + в цитатник

Science & Tech > Computers & Internet

In the last 20 years, computers have become a necessity. People can spend hours in front of one at work, only to come back home and use their personal one, for which they paid a handsome sum. Sadly, many people unknowingly engage in actions that are harmful to their computer. We’re all guilty of one or two of these actions, so I’ve compiled a list of the 16 most common things we do incorrectly, and how to do them without needing to take your computer for repairs.

Bad computer Behavior

1. Blocking the Computer’s Vents

Trying to save space can often lead you to placing your computer close against the wall, desk, sofa, curtains, etc. The vents are vital in keeping the computer cool, and anything that blocks them may cause it to overheat. High temperatures damage the internal circuitry, so keeping the computer nice and cool by not blocking the vents should be a priority.

2. Deleting System Files

When we use our computer, we sometimes clog the hard drive with pictures, movies, music, and other junk. When the hard drive is full, it works harder, making your computer sluggish. The problem arises when inexperienced users try to clear up space by deleting files they don’t know of, and more often than not – they delete important system files. Deleting these files can render the computer inoperable, or prevent certain features from functioning (example: deleting system files related to the sound drive can disable your ability to listen to music, etc.) Don’t delete any files ending with.SYS,.DLL, or.EXE, in particular from these directories: Program Files, System32, Windows, Users.

3. Cleaning the Screen with Liquids

When you want to clean your computer screen, you probably use a wet wipe or some basic cleaning detergent, but this may actually damage it. Any type of liquid can cause corrosion if it gets into the screen, and detergents (even natural ones) may damage the special coating on the screen. The best way to clean a computer screen is by using a dry microfiber cloth, or the same kind of cloth you use to clean your eyeglasses.

4. Pushing the CD/DVD Tray to Close it

Even I do this from time to time, instead of pushing the open/close button on the drive. You may think that these actions are the same, but when you apply force to the drive, you can break the opening and closing mechanism. So next time you’re closing the drive, use the button.

Bad computer Behavior
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .The Definitive Guide to Seasoning Food

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Вторник, 22 Декабря 2015 г. 14:51 + в цитатник

Tips & DIY > Tips and Updates

 

For anyone who loves cooking and any aspiring chefs, these three infographics are the short-yet-definitive guide for seasoning your food, either by cuisine or ingredients. And if you need a printable version, you can find it at the bottom of the page.

 

Which spices complement each kind of foods:

Spices

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80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: The Perfect Pet.

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Среда, 23 Декабря 2015 г. 16:28 + в цитатник

Humor > Funny

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!” The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, “I’ve got it! A centipede!” The man says, “A centipede? I can’t imagine a centipede doing anything, but okay… I’ll try a centipede.”

He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, “Clean the kitchen.” Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and… it’s immaculate!  All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away. The counter-tops have been cleaned and the appliances are sparkling. Even the floor was waxed.  He’s absolutely amazed. He says to the centipede, “Go clean the living room.” Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room.  The carpet has been vacuumed, the furniture cleaned and dusted and the pillows on the sofa plumped. It even watered the plants.

centipede

The man thinks to himself, “This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!” Next he says to the centipede, “Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper.” The centipede walks out the door.   10 minutes later…no centipede. 20 minutes later… no centipede.  30 minutes later… no centipede. By this point the man is wondering what’s going on.  The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes.  45 minutes later… still no centipede!

He can’t imagine what could have happened.  Did the centipede run away?  Did it get run over by a car?  Where is that centipede?  So he goes to the front door, opens it…and there’s the centipede sitting right outside. The man says, “Hey! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What’s the matter?!” The centipede says, “I’m goin’! I’m goin’! I’m just puttin’ on my shoes!

Рубрики:  80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Easy and Effective Back Exercises.

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Среда, 23 Декабря 2015 г. 16:33 + в цитатник

Health & Lifestyle > Health

Back pain is one of the most persistent, chronic pains we must deal with in our lifetime, and we'd be hard pressed to find someone who hasn't had to deal with it from time to time. That is why it's important to work on the right areas and muscles that not only prevent muscle pain by lowering the stress on our back and lower back areas, but also help to alleviate the pain that comes with it.

Here are four simple yet effective exercises you can perform a few times a week to protect your back in the present and in the future...

 
The Bridge
 
 
 
1. Lay on your back, feet on the floor, knees bent, legs slightly apart, at the width of your hip. 
 
2. Clench your buttocks and lift it upwards, slowly, vertebra by vertebra, until you get to about shoulder height. 
 
3. Count slowly to three and slowly lower yourself, vertebra by vertebra, while keeping your stomach muscles clenched.

 
Sets: Do this 10-12 times for a complete session.
 
What it does: This exercise neutralizes the daily stress the spine deals with. It stretches the muscles that bend the thigh and strengthens the back stabilizers and the lower back muscles. Also, it works your stomach muscles to keep your balance and keep more pressure off your back.
 
Note: Remember to be patient and go slow.
 
 
 
The Ox
 
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1. Stand on six (hands, knees, tip of feet) touching the ground, knees at hip height, your elbows a bit bent, your palms at width with your shoulders. Keep your stomach tight but don't move your back or twist your hip.
 
2. On the count of three, raise opposite hand and leg to a horizontal level and keep them there for three seconds. 
 
4. Slowly and patiently, raise that time up to 10 seconds. Add a motion of raising and lowering your opposite hands and legs, while keeping your stomach tight and your elbows locked.
 
Sets:  Repeat this six times for each side.
 
What it does: Strengthens your core muscles, strengthens the area of the shoulders and the stabilizing muscles, improves on posture and coordination - to help the spine perform during day-to-day activities such as walking, running, dancing or carrying.
 
 
Side Position
back pain exercises
 

 

1. Lay on your right side in a straight line, legs continuing the line of your torso. Lean on your arm, while you make sure your elbow is lined up straight under your shoulder.

2. Clench the stomach muscles lightly and gently lift your hip from the floor. 
 
3. Hold this position for 20-40 seconds (according to your progress) and gently lower yourself (no dropping down!).
 
Sets: Do this three times for each side.
 
What it does: The exercise builds up the strength and stamina of the stabilizing muscles, strengthening your waist and lower back.
 
 
Forward Lunges
back pain
 
 
 
1. Stand up straight and put your hands on your waist.
 
2.  Make a lunge forward, while bending the  knee on the forward leg to 90 degrees and bending the knee on the back leg until it comes close to the floor.
 
3. Again, do NOT hurry. Do this slowly, and remember it's important to keep stability, no wobbling. Keep your stomach tight.
 
 
Sets: Do this 8-10 times for each leg.
 
What is it good for: The exercise improves the body's posture and strengthens your control of your core muscles. This is key to protecting the spine while walking, running or climbing stairs. The exercise uses all the important stabilizing muscles. 
 
Tip: Try to get to a stage where you can actually touch the floor with the knee of your back leg.

Cover image courtesy of bwanderd / flickr

Рубрики:  80th Anniversary/Natural Ways to Stay Young
Natural Ways to Stay Young/ СЕКРЕТЫ КРАСОТЫ И ЗДОРОВЬЯ.СТРОЙНОСТЬ БЕЗ СПОРТА?
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Welcome to Baba-Mail.Mrs Brown's sticky situation - Mrs Brown's Boys: Preview - BBC One Christmas 2013

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: Worst Day of His Life.

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Среда, 23 Декабря 2015 г. 18:48 + в цитатник

Humor > Funny

A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."  "No, it's not that. It's just that this day is the worst of my life...

First, I fall asleep, and I get to my office late.  My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, and head towards my car, I find out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave ibeert, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."  

I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.  And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

Рубрики:  80th Anniversary/ Google translate . Polyglot 80
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Welcome to Baba-Mail. 28 Changes That'll Make Your Life Better.

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Среда, 23 Декабря 2015 г. 18:55 + в цитатник

 

Inspirational > Spirituality

For many years, I was my own worst enemy. I surrounded myself with toxic people, adopted unhealthy habits, and behaved like none of this had any consequences. Boy was I wrong. I have made some changes in my life, and my behavior and the results were astounding. I now want to share these changes with you, in the hope that it will help you too.

Sage Advice
 

1. Don’t associate with the wrong people

People who make you feel like you’re not worth their time, who treat you like you’re beneath them, or who never back you up when you need them to are not people you should spend time with. True friends will make time for you and stick with you through thick and thin.

2. Stop avoiding your problems

It may be the easy thing to do in the short term, but in the long run, you’ll just face them again and again. It’s better to tackle hardship head-on. You probably won’t solve your problems instantly, but the process is what counts – learn from your mistakes, adapt and grow. Eventually, it’ll make you a better, stronger person.

3. Don’t lie to yourself

Honesty is the best policy, and being honest with yourself is the most important part of this policy. When you lie to yourself, you know that you’re lying, so it’s pointless and will make you feel like a disingenuous person. Don’t do it.

Sage Advice
 

4. Don’t ignore your own needs

You may want to be there for all of your friends, all the time, or you may think that your children’s needs come before your happiness. They don’t. If you suppress your needs, you’ll become tired, because fighting a need is tiresome, and you’ll end up unhappy at best and severely depressed at worst. Take some “me time” - indulge in a hobby or passion. It’s worth it.

5. Be yourself

Trying to be someone you’re not is hard work, and ultimately, you’ll always be afraid others will find out. The most gratifying relationships are with people who appreciate you for who you are, not who you want others to think you are.

6. Let go of the past

It cannot be changed, so learn from it and get on with it.

Sage Advice
 

7. You can make mistakes

“To err is human, to forgive is divine” – we all make mistakes, and no one is perfect. The only way to make no mistakes is to do nothing, and people who are afraid of mistakes are often paralyzed by that fear. The more things you avoid out of fear, the more regrets you’ll end up having.

8. Let bygones be bygones

Staying up late at night, thinking of all of the things you did wrong, all of the conversations that could have gone differently if you’d have said (or hadn't said) that one thing? You’re wasting your time and energy. Past mistakes are done and gone - you can learn from them, make amends, and move on. The knowledge learned from the mistakes you made in the past are helping to shape your future. They will end up making you a better person.

9. Money can’t buy you happiness

That new TV, shiny car, those diamond earrings – they may make you happy for a few minutes, a few days or even a couple of years, but true happiness comes from within. Follow your passions and enjoy life – that will make you truly happy.

Sage Advice
 

10. Happiness is in you, not in other people

Other people are looking for happiness just like you, they may like to join you for the ride, but the only person responsible for your happiness - is you.

11. A rolling stone gathers no moss

Problems and fears can paralyze you and get you stuck. You may need to stop over-thinking and try a different approach, but always take decisive action once you do. Sure, you’ll make mistakes, but at least you won’t be stuck anymore.

12. Don’t get into a relationship just because you’re lonely

A relationship requires two people who are both ready and willing to be in a relationship. Loneliness may be a terrible feeling, but being with the wrong person ends up feeling even worse. You’ll find the right person as long as you’re true to yourself.

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .10 Amazing Benefits We Reap from Tomatoes.

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Четверг, 24 Декабря 2015 г. 09:32 + в цитатник

Health & Lifestyle > Health

Tomatoes are sweet, tasty, and extremely versatile in the kitchen, and to an extent, this already makes them attractive enough. However, there are many other reasons why you should consume them more often. As many of you may know, these red fruits are packed with vitamin C, are low in calories, and fat-free - but that's not all! Here are 10 even better things tomatoes do for your health:

 

1. They're full of everything you need for good health

One serving of red, ripe, raw tomatoes is packed with rich sources of Vitamins A, C, K, folate and potassium. Their amount ofsodium, saturated fat, cholesterol, and calories are very low. They are loaded with thiamin, niacin, vitamin B6, magnesium, phosphorus, and copper, which are all essential for our health. In a single serving, tomatoes can provide you with 2 grams of fiber, which is 7% of the daily recommended amount.

 

2. Promote skin health

Like carrots and sweet potatoes, tomatoes contain beta-carotene, which contributes to our skin's protection against the sun and its damage. They also contain lysopene, which helps to reduce our skin's sensitivity to UV light - one of the main contributor to fine lines and wrinkles on our skin.

 

3. Strengthen the bones

 With their rich vitamin K and calcium content, tomatoes provide the boost you need for your bones' health, as these minerals help to strengthen and repair bones. Lycopene (red pigment), found in tomatoes, as well as carrots and watermelons, is said to greatly improve bone mass, and serves as an excellent natural way to fight osteoporosis.

 

4. Fight cancer

Tomatoes are natural cancer-fighting agents, and probably one of the most delicious ones you could ever eat. Their concentration of lycopene (again) helps to reduce the risk of various cancers, including prostate, mouth, throat, pharynx, cervical, stomach, esophagus, rectal, colon, and ovarian. This is due to their antioxidant (vitamins A and C) content, which helps fight the free radicals that cause cell damage.

 

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5. Balance blood sugar

If you thought eating sweet foods won't help your sugar levels, you haven't heard of this benefit yet. Because of their great source of chromium, tomatoes are outstanding blood sugar regulators. So if you're willing to balance the sugar level in your blood, don't forget to add more of them to your diet (read more on how you can do this below).

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Welcome to Baba-Mail .A Joke for the Family.

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Четверг, 24 Декабря 2015 г. 22:46 + в цитатник

Humor > Funny

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.  

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies: "Well, you see, I have two brothers.  One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin.  When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together.  So I drink one for each me brothers and one for me self."

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The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints.  All the other regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.  "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.  But it hasn't affected me brothers though."

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