In his interview on French television, French President Francois Hollande said that wonders about the need for a personal meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as doubts in her favor.

- I asked myself. Will it be useful? Do I need it? Or will it be the pressure? (from)

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In the morning, Francois was not in the spirit.

Firstly, someone once wrote on the gate of his house: "Hollande - schmuck", and secondly, his mistress of the night screaming, "Yes, Vladimir, yes!", And the third - broke his favorite scooter.

Francois opened a fresh newspaper, carefully prepared by his press secretary, and ran his eyes over the headlines.

Headers confidently reported total isolation of Russia: "Putin said, '' Putin said," "Putin brought the US presidential candidates to fight in the air", "Putin is building a Death Star" and "In the beginning God created heaven and earth Putin."

Francois choked croissant, but as the leader of a great European power, quickly pulled himself together, confidently and powerfully washed down with coffee and croissant called spokesperson.

- Monsieur President? - Respectfully bowed spokesman.

- Monsieur press secretary? - Said Francois and laid his hand over the lapel pajamas - Do not you think that the world press writes about me too little?

- Do not think, sir, - he sighed spokesman, - She did not write about you. Unless the headings "Curious" and "Escort services inexpensively."

- Then you need to express yourself! - Said Francois. - Publish all the French media that, when I was on an official visit in Thailand - on three-meter crocodile attacked me and I strangled him with my own hands in front of my bewildered guards. ABOUT! No!Invented! It is better to write that I wondered about the need for a personal meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin!

- Maybe, after all, better than about three-meter crocodile? - Carefully noted the spokesman. - It sounds like something plausible.

- No! About Putin! - Petulantly said Francois.

- But - gently reminded spokesman. - I hope, sir, do you remember that when you are with Mrs Merkel arrived in Moscow on the occasion of the Minsk agreements, Putin said: "Welcome to Moscow, Frau kantslerin! What is your wonderful French lapdog! I immediately make arrangements to feed her tasty hrustelkami "Chappy", as was obvious that she was tired of the way. "

- Funny such - involuntarily smiled Francois. - Crisp and solёnenkie ...

Then he pulled himself together again and put his hand behind the lapel of his jacket:

- I said - the audience that I doubt the necessity of meeting with Putin!

- As you say, sir, - sighed spokesman.

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Seeing rigid sensational statement of the President of France, the editors of the world's media routinely placed him in the "Curious" and "Escort Services inexpensive" and started again a hotly debated - in what sector of the galaxy Vlad Putin has decided to place the "Death Star." 

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