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RHOADES-D'ARCY, Marcy
(Married...with Children)
9766 Jeopardy Lane
Chicago, IL
Marcy is a loan officer at Kyoto National Bank. She is newly married, ambitious, holds extreme feminist viewpoints and drives a Mercedes. Her husband, Steven Bartholomew Rhoades works as a loan officer for the Leading Bank of Chicago. To profess their love, both Marcy and Steve wear matching wedding bands. Marcy’s ring inscription reads: “To our everlasting love, Steven” Ultimately, their sex life is very active and often kinky.
Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
Living next door to Marcy are the Bundys, a blue-collar family lead by Al Bundy, a former football player from Polk High School who now works as a shoe salesman at the New Market Mall. Bottom line: Marcy's hates Al and he hates her. They insult each other whenever they get the chance. Steve Rhodes often laughed at Al's put-downs of his wife, but was careful not to let Marcy catch him do so.
When she's not a rockin' the bedposts with her husband, Marcy enjoys a night out with the girls. Al's wife, Peg Bundy and Marcy like to visit male strip joints. Once Marcy lost her wedding ring down the pants of an exotic stripper named Zorro while cramming dollar bills down his briefs. Luckily, he returned it to next-door neighbor, Al Bundy who gleefully informed Steve Rhoades with hopes of causing some mischief..
Marcy's marriage to Steve ended soon after he lost his job for giving a bad $50,000 loan to Al Bundy who started a failed phone line called “Dr. Shoe”: 555-SHOE. Steve then took a job with Slither’s Pet Emporium and eventually became a Forest Ranger at Yosemite National Park. From time to time, he came back into Marcy's life with irritating results.
After Steve left Marcy, she got drunk one night and woke up the next morning married to a handsome, but lazy ex-convict named Jefferson Millhouse D‘Arcy who claimed to be a criminal in the Witness Protection Program as well as a former covert ops agent for the CIA (code name: "Bullwinkle"), Allegedly, the government fired Jefferson because he could not kill Castro whom he had befriended.
A man who worshipped a good time, Jefferson's work ethic was just the opposite of his new wife. He never wanted to get a job, although constantly urge to do so by Marcy. Following the footsteps of his gigolo father, Jefferson believed that he was too handsome to work and just liked to live off Marcy's salary. He'd perform in the bedroom, but that was the only work he'd ever do around the house or elsewhere. Occasionally, Marcy forced him to find a job, but he always found a way out of it.
Marcy & Steve visit the Bundy house. Marcy & Jefferson face-off with poor Al in the middle
If not pestering her husband (Steve or Jefferson), Marcy found time to interfere in the efforts of Al Bundy, especially when Al Bundy's male social group, NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) took on a cause. Jumping into action, Marcy was quick to oppose Al's efforts with her own group called F.A.N.G. (short for "Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys"). Marcy's political agenda supported all sorts of plights against women whether they be fat, pregnant or ugly. And if her group could keep men from enjoying their trips to the local nudie bar ("The Jiggly Room"), so much the better.
When Al Bundy had enough of Marcy and wanted to drive her from his home, he mocked her skinny stature by using quips relating to a chicken, often calling her "Chicken Legs." Once Al said "Look what's crossed the road. It can't be a chicken, it hasn't got breasts...just nuggets." Not to be out done in the insults department, Marcy retaliated in kind. During the holiday season she recited this yuletide greeting to Al in song:
Marcy's song for Santa-Al
from Christmas (712)
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes,
he's as bald as he can be.
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
He's into old age,
making minimum wage,
he's as bald as he can be...
To get back at Marcy, Al puts together a Top Ten List on Marcy with suggestions to approve her appearance. It read:
10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes
9. Feather removing electrolysis (Chicken Joke)
8. Ski mask
7. Sew up holes in ski mask
6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times;
5. Beak job (Chicken Joke)
4. Put paper bag over ski mask
3. Shave head, tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head
and learn to walk backwards
2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth
1. Get President to make every day Halloween.
Some more Marcy facts: Marcy's early childhood consisted of a mother whose three husbands committed suicide and a number of pet dogs including Winkums and Chester. In later life, Marcy's got a Doberman dog and named it Bella after New York feminist politician Bella Abzug. When Marcy cut her hair short, she was constantly being mistaken for a young man. Having a flat chest didn't help. Marcy likes to role play during sex. Once she and Jefferson dressed up like Al and Peg Bundy and participated in an orgy of trailer trash lovemaking. Marcy has a lesbian cousin named Mandy whom Al Bundy likes, even though she is a dead ringer for Marcy.
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Comedian Judy Gold (L) and actress Amanda Bearse (R) attend the New York premiere of 'All Aboard! Rosie's Family Cruise' at the HBO Theater, March 28, 2006 in New York City.
Marcy, played by Amanda Bearse (pronounced as "burce"), is the partner dominating neighbour of the Bundys. She is a feminist and Al often teases her because of her flat chest. He also calls her a "chicken". In the later seasons, many people consider her to be a young man due to her short hair. Marcy is also politically correct, fighting sometimes for fat, pregnant or ugly women. On the other side, she can have sadistic feelings towards people who did harm to her. Marcy worked until episode 204 in "The Leading Bank of Chicago". Then she went to the "Kyoto National Bank". Marcy's first husband was Steven Bartholomew Rhoades, played by David Garrison. Steve is always between Marcy's good influence and Al's bad influence. In episode 204 he got Marcy's banker job, but after having lost this job he leaves her in the middle of season four. In season five, Marcy marries Jefferson Milhouse D'Arcy, played by Ted McGinley. He's a gigolo, sitting at home all day. Only sometimes he makes some money with weird jobs, at the stock market or in other obscure ways. Jefferson was a CIA agent and a prison inmate before he met Marcy. Steve and Marcy's divorce is never mentioned, but Steve returns four times after Marcy's re-marriage. Somehow Marcy still seems to love Steve later in the series (710). As opposed to the Bundys, the Rhoades and the D'Arcys, respectively, always have money to drive fancy German cars and they also have a wild sex life.
