A bit like the American version but Britished up...admittedly a lot stolen and re-worded.
1. Pound Coins are like gold.
2. Two meals a day is standard.
3. Spontaneous nights out become every night.
4. Checking for post was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = stress relief.
8. E-mail becomes your second language.
9. University students throw paper airplanes too.
10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you.
11. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks rerun of Coronation Street.
12. You will never rent more movies in your life.
13. No one is too old for video games.
14. The health service nurses are there because they couldnt make it in a real hospital. Never, ever forget that!
15. Campus is only clean for open days.
16. It never sucked so much to get sick.
17. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
18. Not all your food in the dining hall will be edible.
19. Lectures: the later the better, (but you will still nap through them)
20. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
21. Disney movies are more than just classics.
22. Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.
23. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
24. New additions to food groups: Pizza.
25. Cash Machines are the devils advocate.
26. Duct tape heals all wounds.
27. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even more.
28. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
29. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
30. You realize university is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
31. Procrastination is an art form.
32. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
33. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
34. Youll eat anything if its free.
35. A cancelled lecture is almost better than christmas.
