1. They would only be available in Lime Green, Orange, Hot Pink and Deep Blue. All of which also in gradients of course.
2. Manufacturers would all be named ‘Chryslr’, ‘Mercedoodle’, ‘Dodg3’, ‘Jag-u-R’, ‘Lex.us’ or ‘Toyo.ta’,
3. They wouldn’t blow smoke, they’d blow clouds.
4. You would be able to drag and drop all of the dashboard components with your index finger while triple-clicking would restore the factory settings
5. The car would go smoothly, most of the time, hey, it’s a BETA!
6. Your vehicles manual would be written in 24pt Trebuchet. It would also come with 43 bookmarks.
7. The radio would have a clickwheel and would subscribe to feeds, not stations.
8. Your only instruments would be the speedometer and fuel gauge – less is more, right?
9. Car accidents would start to be called Mashups.
10. Talk about sleek curves – the whole body would be a collection of rounded corners.
11. They would work fine on all standard roads – an old potholed road may not support them well. Indeed, your whole car could shift 100 pixels or so into the wrong lane.
12. When new models came out, you’d need an invite to even see them.
13. You’d be able to upgrade the engine wirelessly, using your PDA whilst sipping a latte.
14. Ajax would bring out a car cleaning product.
15. Most major highways would install rails.
16. Lots of small car manufacturers would start up, but GM (GoogleMotors) or Yahoowagon would buy them out.
17. Indicators wouldn’t blink, they’d fade in and out.
18. Car Clubs would be called Social Networks.
19. If you pull the handbrake your window will wind down.
20. It will require 6 hours downtime a day, probably around 9am or 5pm.
21. You won’t be able to drive to the same spot you drove yesterday.
22. The driver’s seat will be referred to as MySeat™.
23. You would have to register to park your car.
24. Option to purchase your car after the trial period is finished… or have a free car with ads all over it.