Просто диалог, составленный как домашка с разговорными выражениями. Потому что давно ничего не писала и чем-то он мне нра.

-Good morning, John! How're you?
-Hi. Well... I don't want to dump on you.
-It's ok, what's wrong?
-Well. It was a horrible day and night. At school i flunked my finals and as it was clearing up I decided to take a little stroll. And i had a run-in with my ex-date, an awfully nice bubble brain who dropped me like a hot potato. She gave me a sharp pain though i did love her. Moreover she was with her new boyfriend who thinks he's an authority on everything. Well, i gave him a dirty look and decided to go to my dad's. Just to be on the safe side. I ran into traffic amd was pulling up to his place for a few hous! I bolted down my dinner and cried myself to sleep.
-Wow! Anyway, dont be that hypersensative. Lay off. At least none can make it any worse I guess.
-Oh, you're getting my hopes up!
-okay, are you free theweekend?
-You always have an awful lot on your mind! Let me take a guess. Are we going for some double-date or for a jealosy talk in one of your posh clubs?
-No. I have an appointment with Mary for 2 o'clock.
-The very Mary that thinks I'm running after her? I'm not actuallu short for her. Moreover two is a company and three...
-She has a wonderful ocean-front contryhouse. Let's stop off her party there.
-No, no. I'm a total wreck and anyway my mom will be waiting for me.
-We'll leave a message with your little sister.
-No way. Yu know, the jealous type females run in my family.
- Quit overanalyzing. We're gonna win on our own merits. I'll call your mom this evening. I'll be chummy and will open up about my desire to... to mingle with you...
-It's a gutsy move! She'll set a cross from you!
-All things considered. I'm a pro/ace.