Zab: It does explain why everyone gets thrown into the water tho'...
trout: but neptune is god of water :))
Zab: True, I was just thinking that John the Baptist/Ivan Kupala (Nice arabic names) used to throw unsuspecting people in a river and baptise them...
Zab: There you went, wandering down the road worshiping nature and minding you own business, when some bearded wierdo throws you in a river and tells you that you're Jewish...

... "Bloody Hell!!! You want to cut off my WHAT?!?!?!" ;)