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On the way was a girl, a beautiful, as the Fairy. Suddenly, she observed that it is next to the man. She turned and asked:
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She turned and asked:
- Say, why do you moments for me?

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The man replied:
- O, sovereign my heart, your Enchantment so irresistible that povelevayut me to follow you.

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Pro told me that I play well on the lute, which is devoted to the art of poetry in secrecy, and that we can find in the hearts of women probuzhdat flour love

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And I want you in your in love, because you plenila my heart!


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Beauty silently watched him for some time, then said:

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- How can you fall in love me? My younger sister more beautiful and attractive to me.


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The man stopped, then turned into, but only saw the ugly staruhu in zaplatannoy veil.



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Then he accelerated steps to catch up with the girl.


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- Tell me a lie as you could trouble with the language?

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- You, my friend, are not told me the truth when sworn in love.

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You know perfectly all the rules and doing kind of love that your heart flames of love to me.

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How, you might have to take a look at another woman?
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   , 03 2007 . 11:56 ()
Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


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Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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   , 03 2007 . 12:08 ()
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Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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