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Вторник, 30 Октября 2007 г. 20:22 + в цитатник
A FUNNY STORY.



A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's Birthday.
So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves, the clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of "panties" instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
____________ _________ _________ _________ _

Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from, showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled.
I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time.
No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.

P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing
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Dj_Kliopka   обратиться по имени Четверг, 01 Ноября 2007 г. 17:56 (ссылка)
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tonechka_shnip   обратиться по имени Четверг, 01 Ноября 2007 г. 21:24 (ссылка)
I read this story in liveinternet some months ago.Then I found the same story in original.Of course,there are some differences.
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