[06:30] ROFL!!
[06:30] > I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
[06:30] > Retriever and was in line to check out.
[06:30] >
[06:30] > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh.....?
[06:30] > On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
[06:30] > although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
[06:30] > time and that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
[06:30] > care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
[06:30] > arms.
[06:30] > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
[06:30] > it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
[06:30] > eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
[06:30] > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
[06:31] > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
[06:31] > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
[06:31] > Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.
[06:31] > I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
[06:31] > car hit me.
[06:31] >
[06:31] > I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
А у меня отпуск начался, длиной 2 недели. Половину его я проведу, делая Гугл Десктоп Сайдбар Геджет, а вотрую не знюа как проведу. Или на даче, или в Питере, или мож съехжу куда-нить.
Уря =)
