Greetings Berlin.
A few minor changes here and there...The new library has been replaced by an exact
replica of the new one, only a few people have noticed though as it is a good
replica.
The student union has removed all of its seating and replaced it with exercise bikes
and mirrors so that people can drink while cycling and staring at themselves in a
mirror. Rock music has been banned and an outdoor speaker system is in place which
plays only gregorian chants, which is actually really pleasant.
Bryan Hawkins has shaved off all his hair and started teaching Sports science. Will
Howe and Eddie McMillan have merged forming one super dense uber tutor that moves in
all directions simultaneously.
Ken Fox has closed the Media department and filled it full of horses he now wanders
around the campus shouting ' Horses not Courses!'- nobody understands him. Scott
Taylor is now totally invisible. Leon Benning can levitate spoons. Mankit Lo has his
own chat show called 'Lo Talk' on Channel 5. I am now Lord Mayor of Canterbury and
Luxembourg and open about 7 supermarkets a day. Watching films has been banned in
Kent to encourage productivity and sewing.
Andy Birtwistle has become a semi pro wrestler.
Take care in Berlin, beware the porn as it is not what it is no matter what it says.
