57 Reasons not to eat
57 Reasons not to eat
01. You will be FAT if you eat today, just put it off one more day.
02. You don't NEED food.
03. Fat people can't fit everywhere.
04. Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling.
05. You'll be able to run faster without all that extra weight holding you back.
06. People will remember you as "the beautiful thin one".
07. If someone has to describe you, they'll say "oh she weighs like 90, 100 lbs".
08. Guys will want to get to know you, not laugh at you and walk away.
09. Starving is an example of excellent willpower.
10. You will be able to see your beautiful, beautiful bones.
11. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite.
12. If you eat then you'll look like those disgusting, fat, ghetto and trailer-trash hookers on Jerry Springer.
13. The models that everyone claims are beautiful, the spitting image of perfection, are any of them fat? NO!
14. Too many people in the world are obese.
15. People who eat are selfish and unrealistic.
16. Only fat people are attracted to fat people. Do you want pigs to like you because you are one of them.
17. Anyone can have "inner beauty" but few can earn real beauty, inside as well as out.
18. You'll be able to move as quietly and skillfully as a spider.
19. Only thin people are graceful.
20. If you slap a fat person you can see a shockwave ripple over their skin. That's disgusting.
21. Do you want people to say "for God's sake get off me you're crushing me!!!" or "you are sooo light" ??
22. Underweight aka perfect body.
23. Ballerina? Or beanbag?
24. I want to be light enough so a helium balloon could lift me and carry me to the clouds.
25. I want to walk in the snow and leave no footprints.
26. Starve off the parts you don't need. They're ugly and they drag you down.
27. Nothing cant be fixed with hunger and weight loss.
28. Saying "no thanks" to food is saying "yes please" to THIN!!
29. Fat people are so huge, yet people look away from them as if they don't exist.
30. The only time people do notice a fat person is when they get in the way of that beautiful thin girl walking by (ok that sounds really horrible i know.)
31. Have you ever seen a person NOT notice a walking skeleton.
32. Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
33. Is food more important that happiness in life? I think not!
34. Eating is conforming to everyone else's expectations.
35. When you start to get dizzy and weak you're almost there.
36. Hunger is your friend and it won't betray you like food.
37. Food is mean and sneaky. It tricks you into eating it and it works on you from the inside out making you fat, bloated, ugly and unhappy.
38. Think of anorexia as your secret weapon.
39. If you can name one reason to be fat, I'll name a million and one to be thin.
40. Thin people look good in ANY kind of clothes.
41. Food rots your teeth.
42. Puffy cheeks, double chins and thick ankles -- aren't attractive.
43. Fatty areas stretch and sag as you get older.
44. Ever seen the arms of a fat person wave hello or goodbye?
45. Eating little to nothing saves you money!
46. The average (middle class) American wastes OVER $8,000 a year on FOOD ALONE...It goes in one end and out the other. That sure is a lot of fat! No wonder so many Americans are obese and overweight!
47. Fat people make their country look bad.
48. Big people sweat more and they smell bad.
49. Fat people die earlier.
50. You'll be the envy of all the other girls.
51. All of the guys will want you.
52. You're less likely to get food poisoning.
53. You won't be exposed to all the chemicals and pesticides they put in food today.
54. You won't get sweaty on hot days.
55. The word fat will only apply to you in a sarcastic way.
56. No one wants to see a fat person dance.
57. Beauty Queen? or Dairy Queen
Если животных есть нехорошо, почему они сделаны из мяса?
Никогда не доверяй тем, кто по несколько дней истекает кровью и не умирает.
Пиво делает меня умнее и сильнее, а других — симпатичнее.
Труд окупится потом. Лень — сейчас!
Тот, кто смеется последним, хуже всех соображает.
Жадные живут дольше и лучше.
Пусть от работы еще никто не умирал, но зачем рисковать?
Я ничего не имею против бога, мне просто не нравится его фан-клуб.
Помни: ты уникален. Как и все остальные.
Если за тобой и правда следят, это уже не паранойя.
Люди бывают 10 типов: те, кто понимает двоичную систему, и те, кто нет.
Трава поможет тебе обойтись без денег, но деньги не помогут обойтись без травы.
Есть много способов признаться в любви, но трахнуть — самый быстрый.
Мое место в пищевой цепи не позволяет мне стать вегетарианцем.
Я бросил пить, курить и заниматься сексом. Это были худшие полчаса в моей жизни.
Не пей за рулем — наедешь на кочку и прольешь пиво.
Девять из десяти моих внутренних голосов считают, что наркотики — это хорошо.
Кохайтеся, чорноброві, та не з москалями.
Если ты не веришь в оральный секс, держи рот закрытым.
Искусство — в жопу! Будем танцевать!
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