The stern interviewer, sits behind his desk. Bob, the nervous interviewee, sits across from him.

 

Mr. Smith: (sternly) Welcome to the Lol Script interview, Bob. We take hiring very seriously here.

 

Bob: (nervously) Thank you, Mr. Smith. I've heard great things about your company.

 

Just then, the receptionist, Jenny, enters the room, carrying a tray of donuts.

 

Jenny: Donuts, anyone?

 

Bob: (whispering to Mr. Smith) Are donuts part of the interview process?

 

Mr. Smith: (smirking) Well, it's not in the standard procedure, but I'm in the mood for one. (takes a donut)

 

Bob: (confused) Me too, I guess.

 

[Jenny hands them donuts and leaves the room.]

 

Mr. Smith: (after a bite) So, Bob, tell me about your qualifications.

 

Bob: (mouth full of donut) Mm, well, I'm a... qualified... donut enthusiast, I guess.

 

Mr. Smith: (chuckles) I see, a man of refined tastes. I like that. Now, what makes you think you're the right fit for this job?

 

Bob: (still munching) Well, I can multitask. For example, I can eat a donut and talk about my qualifications simultaneously.

 

Mr. Smith: (laughing) You're quick on your feet, Bob. I like that.

 

Bob accidentally spills some donut crumbs on his resume.

 

Bob: Oops, sorry about that.

 

Mr. Smith: Don't worry, we have a strict "Donuts in Interviews" policy. You're doing just fine.

 

[They continue the interview, and it becomes apparent that Bob is incredibly knowledgeable and qualified for the job. But the interview takes a hilarious turn.]

 

Mr. Smith: (seriously) Okay, Bob, last question. Can you handle high-stress situations?

 

Bob: (confidently) Absolutely. I once successfully defused a situation where someone stole the last donut in the breakroom.

 

Mr. Smith: (laughs) Impressive! You're hired!

 

Bob: (astonished) Wait, what? Just like that?

 

Mr. Smith: (smiling) We like to keep things fun and unconventional around here, Bob. Plus, you've shown that you can handle pressure, and that's essential.

 

[Bob grins and shakes Mr. Smith's hand, both laughing.]

 

Scene transition to Bob working at the office, eating a donut and chatting with his new colleagues.