News Roundup: Getting Real Phoney |
In the lead-up to the Chappelle Show sketch When Keepin It Real Goes Wrong, Dave Chappelle gives the following pretty great advice:
Its good to be real sometimes. Its good to be phony sometimes. Yes, I said it. Phony! You think Im this nice in real life? F$ck that son!
We tend to stay real with the people when we benefit from telling the truth to them and hearing the truth from them, while we stay phony when we feel that we benefit from emotional investment.
Take a second to do an exercise splitting society into those that you should be real to/with and those that you should stay phony to/with. Heres my take:
Be Real (to and with) | Stay Phony (to and with) |
Parents, Spouses, Young Children*, Teenagers | Extended Family |
Healthcare Workers | Celebrities + Self-Promoters |
Political candidates (someone desperately needs to get real with Andrew Yang) | Elected Officials + Business Leaders |
Co-workers | Bosses + Management |
(In Venkatesh Raos amazing six-part Gervais Principle breakdown of The Office and management, he would argue that there lies a third column of people who think they are Real but actually Phony. Its seriously worth your time to read the full piece. But for simplicity sake, I will keep these two columns.)
So where am I going with all this? Lets talk about Basecamp.
First, the definition of a basecamp is the following: a main encampment providing supplies, shelter, and communications for persons engaged in wide-ranging activities, as exploring, reconnaissance, hunting, or mountain climbing. What does a company who builds project management and communications tools, who changed their name from 37 Signals in 2014, have to do with adventure sports? Unclear.
Second, Basecamp had ~60 employees as of two weeks ago, but has written 5 books on management (!!). Basecamp must have the highest books written per employee rate of any company in history.
Oh yeah and third, management decided to get real with their employees by setting up a company-wide meeting to discuss banning political discussion in the office and 1/3 of their employees immediately accepted buyouts afterwards.
There are a lot of extremely smart pieces of the lead-up and aftermath of the debacle, so I recommend reading Casey Newtons full piece at Platformer, Charlie Warzels piece at Galaxy Brain, and Vices piece.
But heres simple take:
If Basecamp leadership had just stayed phony about their actual thoughts on names they couldnt pronounce or quietly deleted the list that caused this whole debacle, none of this would have happened. Maybe the day they made this decision, they accidentally took down the silk-screened poster based on one of their bestsellers?
Last month we had some scary banking-related news out of Japan where data migration work had turned Mizuho Banks ATMs into debit-card-eating machines. This month we have some happy banking-related news out of Louisiana:
In a lawsuit filed against Ms. Spadoni in federal court in New Orleans, Charles Schwab said that it was supposed to have moved only $82.56 into Ms. Spadonis Fidelity Brokerage Services account, but that a software glitch had caused it to mistakenly transfer the seven-figure sum.
The seven-figure sum in question totaled nearly $1.2 million and was immediately used to buy a house and car by the lucky recipient. Not bad for a quick 14602x ROI! For comparison, Dogecoins adjusted close low and high of the year are $.0057 and $.6848 resulting in a measly 145x ROI.
Sadly, the defendant could not keep her ill-gotten winnings:
Realizing the mistake, Schwab tried to reclaim the money through a computer system, but got a message that said Cash not available, the lawsuit said. A second attempt was also rejected, and Schwab received a message that said: Insufficient funds, please work directly with the client to resolve.
A Schwab employee called Ms. Spadoni four times but was unable to leave a message during two of those attempts because her answering machine was full, the lawsuit said. A corporate counsel for Schwab then called Ms. Spadoni at the Sheriffs Office but was told that she was unavailable, according to the lawsuit, which said he then sent several text messages.
Mizuho, Citibank, and Chase really need to beef up their risk and IT teams.
Quick hits:
*I debated which category Young Children fall into, since ideas such as the elf on the shelf incentivizes parents to use such narratives to keep their kids in line. However it is probably important to stay emotionally invested in your kids, so in the real bucket they go.