"Why yes, I have always pictured myself as not applicable," Olivia T. wrote.

 

"Hey Amazon, now I'm no doctor, but you may need to reconsider your 'Choice' of Acetaminophen as a 'stool softener'," writes Peter.

 

Ivan K. wrote, "Initially, I balked at the price of my new broadband plan, but the speed is just so good that sometimes it's so fast that the reply packets arrive before I even send a request!"

 

"I wanted to check if a site was being slow and, well, I figured it was good time to go read a book," Tero P. writes.

 

Robin L. writes, "I just can't wait to try Edge!"

 

"Yeah, one car stays in the garage, the other is out there tailgating Starman," Keith wrote.

 

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