"I went to check my heat and, much to my surprise, my house had broken the laws of physics," Robert J. writes.

 

Dylan N. wrote, "I never have liked Cyber Mondays."

 

"When it comes to sending emergency alerts, my school is SO bad that it [INSERT_HOW_BAD_TEXT]!!" Jack writes.

 

Pascal wrote, "Ooh! By the looks of this guy, Twilight Zone's might have some weird face shifting plot twist!"

 

"Sigh...Looks like I'll need to wait approximately 584,942,417 years to hear from my friends again..." writes Matthieu G.

 

"I tried accessing Interactive Broker's simulated trading account on a random Friday, and well, maybe I just picked the wrong time or something becuase, behold, HTTP error code 601," Dima R. wrote,

 

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