"This system is scheduled for a reboot at 26:00 hours on Monday. Or, as it's more commonly known, 'Tuesday'," Peter G. wrote.

 

"So I guess one person was just THAT torn on who to vote for," writes Joseph D.

 

David G. wrote, "To dash or not to dash, that is the question!"

 

"Yeah! How exactly does Lorem Ipsum work to...clean my house?" writes Yudderick D.

 

Rob G. wrote, "Maybe a file description is incoming, you know, after it starts responding."

 

Pete H. writes, "How 'nice' to have my special day recognized exactly as I'd expect it in an auto-generated email from a gigantic, international corporation."

 

https://thedailywtf.com/articles/perfunctory-yet-functional