"When travelling to outer space, don't forget your...Javascript code?" writes Rob S.

 

Pascal wrote, "If you ask me, I think Dr. Phil needs to hire a captioner that doens't have a stutter."

 

Tore F. writes, "If the Lenovo System Update tool was coded to expect an unexpected exception, does that mean that it was, in fact, actually expected?"

 

"Note to self: Never set the A/C to its lowest limit, or at least have a toilet and TP handy," writes Peter G.

 

"No matter how hard you try, Yodal, 82 - (-7) does not equal 22," Chris E. wrote.

 

Jiri G. writes, "100% service availability? Nah, you don't need that. Close enough is good enough."

 

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