Abby wrote, "I'm tempted to tell the school that my child mostly speaks Sanskrit."

 

"First of all, I have 58,199 rewards points, so I'm a little bit past joining, second, I'm pretty sure Bing Rewards was rebranded as Microsoft Rewards a while ago, and third...SERPBubbleXL...wat?" writes Zander.

 

"I guess, for T-Mobile, time really is money," Greg writes.

 

Hans K. wrote, "I guess it's sort of fitting, but in a quiz about Generics in Java, I was left a little bit confused.

 

"Wait, so if I do, um, nothing, am I allowed to make further changes or any new appointment?" Jeff K. writes.

 

Soumya wrote, "Yeah...I'm not a big fan of Starbucks' reward program..."

 

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